Monday, March 15, 2010

Monday morning....

...and hugs for LFoB Kay. 

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Angie said...

Sure, thing, Margaret!

Anonymous said...

Sweet Mother of Mercy. I just saw Robin William's junk.

PJ said...

Bella,
Do you suppose he has a twig/nuts double?

Angie said...

Yeah, how was his junk, Bella?

Anonymous said...

It was in a pool...silhouetted...it was definitely a ween, tho.

Margo said...

saying goodnight to the daisy ladies

PJ said...

weenis? My favorite Penis pseudonym.

PJ said...

Hey TAP? You here?

Anonymous said...

It's amazing women like the weenis, CK. It's not a beautiful thing.

Remember, if you love lady-flowers, you can always sport one of these (NSFANYONE): http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42392127&ref=sr_gallery_9&&ga_search_query=vagina+necklace&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

Angie said...

Hahaha Bella! Those are hilarious! And $50? Really? I'm gonna pay $50 to wear a vulva around my neck? Yeah, that's gonna happen.

Angie said...

OMG, first I just saw the picture of the necklaces. Then I went back and read the description. Hi-freaking-larious! And oddly touching.

Description
Celebrate your own beauty with a beautiful Vagina pendant accented with a filigree bush and hung on a medium-length chain.

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

♥ ♥ After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal and filigree choice: Ebony, Copper and Lotus (shown in the final 2 photos) in the 'message to seller' section at checkout ♥ ♥

The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6" x 1" and will be hung on a 17.5" chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?


*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

Angie said...

Um, Bella, how did you happen to run across these. Just browsing Etsy for vaginas?

Anonymous said...

LMAO, SW! Don't you want your very own Yoni pendant?

Someone posted this on another forum, hell, it could have been SIP or OHIH. Talking about peens jogged my memory, so I did a search.

Lisa said...

I'm here, CK...catching up and still laughing about SW's placemat. What's up?

Amy, it amazes me you can get fresh basil and all at your grocery store.

Kristin, how was your dinner?

Angie said...

I definitely do not, Bella. (Secret santa, take note.)

Angie said...

AP, I'm glad you like the placemat! I thought you would. That's my friend holding it. I took the picture.

My apologies for the Matar Paneer stain on the placemat.

Lisa said...

"If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni."

The hell you say. I'm thinking not.

Anonymous said...

::Crossing off Yoni pendants off Secret Santa List::

PJ said...

AP - just looking for a bit of reassurance that you have fallen for my "it wasn't me" claims.

PJ said...

I got my one real Yoni. Don't need a necklace.

Angie said...

Almost time to paint the accent wall, isn't it, CK?

Lisa said...

Well, shoot, SW> I was hoping I was finally viewing part of my elusive almost-wife. ;-) I hope you brought that home with you.

I was cleaning the kitchen and thought of something I wanted to mention to y'all about JM that is bugging me. What the hell kind of inconsiderate, arrogant idiot leaves on a trip like that while vomiting as often as some people blink? Maybe she's used to it; maybe he's used to it but *I* would have been a mess to be around someone puking her innards up at every whipstitch and I'm betting there were a whole lot of people on that trip being polite but inwardly dying. It's just so incredibly rude.

There, I feel better.

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to write to the Yoni Master:

Dear Lady-Bits Lady,

I feel too shy to send you a picture of my fun tunnel, but I will describe it to you. I've been told that my Lotus Flower resembles a bag of cow tongues. Do you think you could fashion a Pleasure Cave to look like this?

Sincerely,

Meaty in Memphis

Lisa said...

"AP - just looking for a bit of reassurance that you have fallen for my "it wasn't me" claims."

I'm so lost. What wasn't you and why should I not fall for it?

Lisa said...

"I feel too shy to send you a picture of my fun tunnel,"

Well. Coke up the nose from that direction hurts.

Anonymous said...

Bella, LMAO! I just can't even comment on that.

Shannon said...

LMAO you guys are a freaking hoot tonight.

Just popping in real quick I feel like I have been all over the world today LOL

Here there everywhere while taking study breaks LOL


And truly TAP I could have told you that Coke hurt that way :)

PJ said...

AP - E-mails I sent - I'll send again.

Yes SW, time to paint the accent wall. Husband thanks you for watching the clock for us.

Night.

Lisa said...

T-Mobile update. Jake called them (in an effort to have him tend to adult things, I put this account in his name and he has to be making the actual calls), and they turned it right back on. Now, we'll see what happens next bill due date in a couple of weeks. We had T-Mobile before and I loved them muchly, best customer service I'd ever encountered, so I was not expecting this mess.

Angie said...

I was with you for "fun tunnel," Bella, but can't we retire the cow tongue bit? The pictures on AP's blog are *haunting me, for reals.

Lisa said...

Shannon, don't say more. People are *whispering* reading.

CK, I've not checked my mail all day...sorry! I'll go right now.

Anonymous said...

The Bella is turning into a pumpkin...don't order your yoni pendants without me! I'm hoping for a group discount!!

"The Many Hoo-Hah's of Daisy"...I can see it now...goodnight all!

Nilia said...

There are some pretty funny posts tonight!

Back from all-day errands and stuff, got to see Shortround who still does not have an official name! I didn't think he could get any cuter but didn't he go and get even cuter on me!

MWOP Shaun Groves: OMG!

Angie said...

Night CK, have fun!

Angie said...

Night Bella!

Angie said...

FT, what are your thoughts on the SG post?

Anonymous said...

"The Many Hoo-Hah's of Daisy"...OMG!!

Anonymous said...

Hi and bye FT!

Did you see that JM's photos of her "dirty house" were actually dated in Feb? LOL! I love how she made people think she took those after Kenya, because she was focusing more on "being real" and "letting go".

Gah!

PJ said...

Hi and Bye FT! Glad you got to see The Shortround.

I gotta go - I'm sure someone will fill you in on the "The" titles everyone has adopted.

PJ said...

Sandy,

New feature film - Driving Miss Daisy's Hoo-Hahs.

Anonymous said...

OMG stop it.

Shannon said...

LOL fine AP be that way



Oh but my husband has finally found a save spot in this final fantasy and we can go have dinner :)

Nilia said...

Bad attempt at damage control. SG still wants IM to come out of this squeaky clean. True IM was upfront about his convictions, but CI dropped the ball BIG time on a very important point: don't let people with criminal convictions (esp violent ones, even if not against children) near children who are already vulnerable. He lost me on the death threats. Apparently I am not on MWOP enough. SG can't abandon the Mck's altogether, because that would be very very bad for their image. One for making such a poor judgement, and two for "abandoning" two people where God's hand is clearly at work. ::eyeroll::

Oh and way to pass the buck.

Nilia said...

Hi and bye CK and Bella!

Nilia said...

Awwwww.... I wanted to put "The" in front of my handle, but...

The French Teacher

just isn't that intimidating, know what I mean?

Angie said...

Yeah, the death threat mention was in very poor taste and undercut his credibility.

Lisa said...

I happen to like The French Teacher. Not just *any old French Teacher. You're THE French Teacher. Anytime you want to send me a Shortround pic, I'll share him. :-)

'Night, Bella and CK. Daisy hoo-has. Man, this place is going all porn-ish the minute I took that warning off.

Angie said...

LOL AP! I had that exact same thought! Then the feminist in my said to myself, "Hey, talking about your hooha is not porn! Get your mind out of the gutter!"

Lisa said...

LFoB Kay, if you're out there reading this, you've been in my thoughts all day. We're here, remember that. Rant, scream, talk...whatever you need. {{{{Kay}}}}}

Angie said...

I was just thinking about her too. The kitty hug was very nice, AP, and I hope she sees it.

Nilia said...

Kay: what they said. I hope you come on here soon.

Lisa said...

I don't think I have a feminist side. :-P

Angie said...

AP, surely you jest!

Lisa said...

Nah, I'm pretty old-school conservative about a lot of things. I wear it proudly, too.

Angie said...

Lord have mercy, AP. Tell me you aren't one of those conservatives who think "feminism" is a bad word! How can you not be feminist? Sometimes you make my head spin with your odd thinking.

Angie said...

Feminism: the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.

How can you not support this, AP? Look, please recant so I can sleep tonight!?

Lisa said...

Oh, I don't think it's a bad word and more power to anyone who is comfortable with it. I don't think you're wrong, exactly. It's just that it's not necessarily my comfort level or what I think is best. And it's not odd, dammit! :-P

Angie said...

What rights do you *not think women should have that men have?

Lisa said...

Oh, look...basic rights like voting and equal pay for equal work? I'm 100% behind. Does that help?

Angie said...

Well what do you think is "best" AP? That women be subservient to men? Is this the basis for your twisted RV attraction? ;-)

Angie said...

Well, it'll help me sleep, AP. But what rights do you not think women should have that men have? Other than the obvious right to pee from a moving car, I mean.

Lisa said...

I see now. You're using the most literal sense of "feminism" and I was using the more...hmmm...cultural sense. No, I'm with you as you mean it. False alarm. :-D

Nilia said...

SW + AP: not in front of the kids!

Angie said...

Whew! Cause I would have stayed here all night arguing this, AP. I'm guessing what you don't like is the association of the "feminist" label with big loud lesbians. Am I warm?

Angie said...

LOL FT! I'll step off my soap box now, but I really think that women tempted to reject the "feminist" label should go back to what it really means, and not the media's twisting of it.

Angie said...

Okay, I'm off to bed before The AP gets me riled up again. Night everybody!

Nilia said...

::waiting to see what AP says about big loud lesbians::

Nilia said...

Goodnight, SW!

-THE French Teacher

Lisa said...

"Well what do you think is "best" AP? That women be subservient to men? Is this the basis for your twisted RV attraction? ;-)"


Ooooh, this is where my ass is going to be in a sling. :-D Imo, the best family is one with a man and woman, married (although I'm no stickler about legal marriages), and raising their kids traditionally. I firmly believe that every group needs a leader, one who makes the ultimate decisions based on multiple reasons and I think that all things being right, proper and respectful with both marriage partners, the man should have that ultimate decision making ability. Obviously if the man is an idiot or if by mutual agreement both are more comfortable with the woman assuming that role instead, that's fine. But women (speaking typically here) makes decisions with too much emotion coloring the whole picture, whereas men, when being *real men, tend to be far more logical in how they arrive at decisions. So, yeah, it's what some people like to label subservient, I suppose, although it isn't.

Shall I go hide now?

Lisa said...

"::waiting to see what AP says about big loud lesbians::"

LOL! TFT, she's right. I own up and down that this is the image the word "feminism" conjures up for me as a gut reaction.

Angie said...

Oh Lord. I got interested in Letterman and didn't go to bed. Now I'm going to be haunted by AP's theory of male familial domination. Your "real men" asterisk was especially painful.

Angie said...

::heading sadly off to bed::

Nilia said...

AP: if you had posted that anonymously I would have lost money betting it wasn't you, LOL!

I don't want to pick a fight :0) but I don't think you have a subservient bone in your body!

Nilia said...

Oh God now I have to pick a favourite parent....

::biting nails::

Lisa said...

SW, am I the one who caused you to be sad?

FT, I'm not subservient but I'm exceedingly comfortable in a "second in command" position in a family unit. Providing, of course, the other person is not an dumbass. If it's done right, it winds up with the second in command person getting most everything she wants, anyway. ;-)

Lisa said...

Why do you have to pick a favorite parent?

Nilia said...

You and SW fighting, and now SW has left. It's like the Daisies are the children of this most interesting potential union...

Lisa said...

Ahhhh. Well, pick me - I'm more more unemotional; she weeps a lot. That won't bode well in a crisis.

*shamelessly tries to sway The French Teacher*

Shannon said...

Back and stuffed from dinner.

Somehow not really shocked that AP isnt a feminist. After all she is a lesbian libertarian who doesnt believe in artificial means of getting pregnant and kind of has a right wing attitude to many things but yet somehow always seems to make sense :)

Now FTR I would have LOVED to have been a stay at home mom with my kids when they were little and have had a husband who was the bread winner and all that.....unfortunately I married my ex and he is rather irresponsible so I got to be a working mom in a lot of ways while he worked only so he could play.

Shannon said...

Oh and the control freak ex's wife's sister....yeah she got released from the hospital today so let's just hope that things remain ok and no more problems till things are RIGHT FOR HER :)

Jennifer-Lynn said...

Howdy.

Reading about feminism interests this Women's Studies minor (majored in English Lit).

I can't tell you how many of my friends would say to me "I don't want to be called a feminist; I like to do things like polish my nails." WTF? I didn't realize all feminists chewed their nails into gnarly nubs. Thought it was just me.

I was raised in a community of too many absent fathers and too many trapped, uneducated, fearful mothers not to be a feminist today. And yes, I polish my nails, shave my legs, and enjoy the penis.

Nilia said...

TAP: LOL!

I'm letting my 10-year old stay up late to watch House. I'm a bad mother, I know, but he loves when I let him stay up real late and his little brother has to go to bed. We're going to the King Tut exhibit tomorrow, so off to bed soon. I don't need much sleep and he can sleep on the drive down.

Goodnight, AP and Shannon!

Shannon said...

HAHAHAHAHA BD that is too funny. I was raised in a house with no father so that is probably why even though I would have loved to be the SAHM I think not having that independence and relying more on myself then someone else I would have been screwed LOL



and why is it every time I spell screw it is first skrew?

Jennifer-Lynn said...

Shannon, that's kind of how I feel about it too, although Mr. BD is a good provider and a good father (and sometimes an ass, but who isn't).

After I got married, my dad implored me keep a job on the backburner so that it was never a matter of having to stay in the marriage; rather it would be a matter of WANTING to stay. That way, my husband would always know that I was with him because I wanted to be, not because I was financially dependent.

So wise, my dad. ;)

Shannon said...

Very wise of him.

A big reason I have encouraged Mikala to go to school and not worry about being in a relationship is so that she will take time to focus on herself and become comfortable with the woman she is becoming.

I went from being my mother's daughter, to living with the man who became my husband, to being my children's mother, to being alone with two kids, no skills, no post HS education, and stuck. I was stuck for a long time and it wasnt till I was almost 30 before I found out who I was. I dont want that for her.

Lisa said...

I've been sitting here thinking on all this. I've been self-supporting since I was 18 and the only time I haven't worked was during pregnancy/shortly thereafter and these last few years. I'm incredibly independent. That said, there was one time in my life where I trusted the person I was with enough to relax and not be so independent for years, knowing it was safe to do so. I still worked, but only because I wanted to. It was honestly a relief to know someone else was "in charge", someone who honestly put me first and had my best interests at heart always. It was good to be protected and appreciated in that way. All I ever had to do was to say "I think we should..." and she was all over it in an effort to make me happy as long as it didn't strike her as stupid or dangerous. Or against her Catholic beliefs but that's a whole 'nother story. Anyway, that's when I first learned how this all was really supposed to work and how good it could be for both parties, when done right. It really did change my mind about a lot of things, I admit.

Jennifer-Lynn said...

I understand what you mean, AP. Sometimes I think it would be such a relief to hand everything over to Mr. BD and saying "just catch me up later" or some such nonsense. But I can't do it.

Lisa said...

BD, I'm so glad that made sense. I think being able to do this is becoming rarer and rarer. Men are losing their whole, *true "head of the family" sense of responsibility, probably most due to societal expectations upon women, who are made to feel less in such relationships now. It is, imo, the biggest problem with society and what is happening to our families today. Not feminism as SW meant it, but feminism as society views it and I took her to mean.

Lisa said...

And Shannon, thank you. It's comforting when people "get" me. I'm glad your SIL got some control back. ;-)

Oopsie Daisy said...

*** there's a new and too cute post up ***

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