Lemon-Lime Mojito Cocktail
1 pkt. (makes 2 qt. drink) or 2 pkt. (makes 1 qt. drink each) CRYSTAL LIGHT Lemonade Flavor Drink Mix*
2-1/2 cups water
1/2 cup rum
6 mint sprigs
3 cups club soda
6 lime slices
Make It!
EMPTY contents of drink mix packet into large plastic or glass pitcher. Add water and rum; stir until drink mix is completely dissolved.
ADD mint. Refrigerate until ready to serve.
STIR in club soda. Serve over ice cubes in tall glasses. Add lime slice to each glass.
*NOTE: CRYSTAL LIGHT Packets come in two sizes. Please note packet size before preparing recipe.
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smoke monsters get hungry too
Lutefisk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk
Slippin' in to say hi while I renew my Guns & Ammo sub. What's new?
That sounds interesting Holly.
Thanks! You can take the afternoon off from TPS reports, mmkay?
I heard something vile was going on over here, so I came over (shirtless and wet, of course) to investigate.
Well, fuck me. FLOP banned me from commenting.
--rubs all up on Magnum--
I need a coffee refill. Gotta go find Peter and make sure he's not playing Tetris at his desk.
"I am unbinding my hair, shaking it loose and letting it flow free."
Have you touched your roots up recently? If not, the effect just isn't going to be the same.
Grandma Mazur! Been to any good funerals lately?
GM, I'd fuck you anytime.
MPI - you are a naughty, naughty PI. I like it.
*Perks* Well, Hello Magnum. How's your PI lately?
Magnum, please, be respectful. You are surrounded by prude ladies here.
Yowza, Magnum, you are looking mighty fine these days!
Good lord, I am lost with all these names. lol. I don't want any lutefisk, but mexican sounds pretty good right now.
It's greeeat. And, yes, GM...I am a naughty one! ;)
I just want to say that while I love the adoration, I'm not really *THE* real GM.
Milton,
Magnum *ALWAYS* looks good.
Lutefisk looks gross.
::sweating profusely over the Magnum photo::
Magnum-your man hair is much greater than I remember it being. I'm a little bit jealous.
*stretching*
I have lots of man hair because I am *all man baby.
Good afternoon fine ladies.
Does anyone need any shoes?
Hi Imelda. Do you work for me? Are your TPS reports done?
I saw Zimmern on food network do a thing about Lutefisk once.....honestly dont know how anyone could ever eat that stuff YUCK!!!
Magnum.....what ya packin you naughty hairy thing you?
No, Mr. Lumbergh I don't work for you.
I heard my old neighbor is up to her old hi-jinx again though
Sorry about your old neighbor, Imelda. Why now just throw a spiked heel at her temple?
Well, Milton, in my old age my aim is a little off.
Your red Swingline might do the trick though.
Hell yes, the Swingline is an accurate tool. Or I could set something on fire for you.
Shannon,
A 357 baby. Oh, and some silly string.
Eating my cinco de mayo lunch.
I love the names!
OOOOOO 357, silly string, and death by high heel now this is vile housewives at its best.
I'm a hairy men hater but damn Magnum - I love you your hairy chested bastard!
Shannon - they are messing with the wrong crowd, I'll tell ya!
I would like some tequila for this wonderful day. Body shots, ladies? ;-)
Once again, FlopHouse is incorrect - those are not all my MP.
Fail.
Milton they have already stated that we are a scary lot who will take down those who try to mess with or leave us.....hello this is a gang mother f'ers!!!
I'm glad I'm packin', given the lot I've taken up with 'round here.
Shannon,
A very (un)wise woman once said that we should make love, not war, and something about peace love and understanding, yadda, yadda yadda. Oh, yeah. Then she stole a bunch of money. The end.
I'd like a retraction - my blog is not dark I just don't have anything interesting to say.
God Magnum, I love when you talk like that!
Margaret - what are you having for Cinco de Mayo lunch? I emailed Kelly and said if wants to worship together tonight that perhaps a trip to the attempt that is mexican food restaurant might be in order for dinner tonight. I am not above threats. ::nod::
Dont lie Anne you know that they have super sleuthed you right out of hiding!!! You have been exposed woman just accept it....now get in line!
Yes I kid
Anne - I am very disappointed in what the world of investigative "journalism" has come to. Very disappointed.
Grandma Mazur is making me nervous - I can't figure out whether she's sleeping or dead.
To Margaret: Why does it need to be one or the other????
RiM - burrito and salad :)
Magnum, you have it out of order. She stole money first, THEN had a change of heart... love not war, bygones be bygones, all that stuff. Giving away a copy of Lightroom totally makes up for stealing money from hard working folks and trying to smear their names out of spite, right?
Margaret - thank you. :-) I feel this is a very mundane conversation in light of all the super-sleuth antics going on. lol.
Oh, right right Bill. Cause ya know, talking to yourself instead of making friends on the internets is so much more fun!
You're right Magnum. Aside from you, all these people are really me. I'm talking to myself over here.
Why was there even a middle man and an accountant involved?
I am feeling a little bit pissed off that none of you care that my innocent Grandma-self has been banned from commenting at FLOP. Where's the respect for elders, damn you?
Hey, lovin' the drink recipes...has anyone seen my grandpa?
Good morning. Seems like you guys were having fun last night, glad to hear it :)
What's new?
I think it's great you were banned! Now maybe you won't click her site and earn her money from the ads! :o)
Why'd you get banned?
Oh bother, Krista's back.
Hahaha.
GM- What'd you do?
YES! The Pabst picture!
Morning Regina!
It's ok GM, the flop said you can send all your info to their other flop blog, cause you know they have mpd worse than anyone else!
Vandalay Industries....Vandalay Industries!!!!!
Sorry Gma Mazur, feeling a little self pity today?
RP, you made THE LIST! congrats! I've been trying for a week now, and I can't seem to.
wow, all these men have invaded, or were you all secretly men all along?
*worries*
anne franck
do you have *more* MPs?
i have another sort of addiction:
i really really have a crush on this guy. he's awesome. he's my husband. i suppose that's not a very good confession.
what's this with secret accountants? i could use one to help me count the obsidian. i'm hiding it away for the end of the world
I don't know why I got banned, Bill. I was just trying to get informed.
I have a lot of information, only I can't remember any of it. Damn it all, anyway.
Ya, that list is bullshit. Whatever, dude. If that blog is making the crazies feel better, then more power to'em. I'm. Not. Clicking.
OOOOOOO I love obsidian.....And I am schooling to become an accountant...coincidence maybe?
Art's getting angry - cannot. achieve. screenshot.
shannon
there ar NO coincidences. i am convinced the stars aligned. i mean, this obsidian is everywhere. when we go on walks, it's in the gravel, in the dirt, it's everywhere.
Art just went third person on us....
art did not take his meds, that's why the persona is starting to shred before our eyes.
Lost in the whole obsidian discussion. I have a couple of obsidian arrowheads and a scraper I found as a kid (on our ranch, not on public ground, people). Does that count?
Art heard that!
This motel 6 is just not up to my well bred standards. I think I'm going to stay at the Hilton. Could you lovely ladies please send my grandmother some money via western union?
art
i'd like to stage an intervention with obsidian and chanting.
Art the best way to get a screen shot is to take a picture of it with your camera.
::Handing Art a shot off of Magnum's chest::
Art's getting frustrated!
"I have a lot of information, only I can't remember any of it."
Thanks a lot you old hag. I just spit coffee all over these TPS reports.
Sorry Krista. That gravy boat has sailed. I think Inetech is hiring though. How are you with printers and "load PC" error messages?
<----has no idea what obsidian is
It's volcanic glass/rock, you knucklehead!
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
It sounded like a video game to me, sheeeesh!
Yeeeeaaaah. Good luck with that Milton, mmmkay?
General Question: How certain are you (any of you) that fwop is run by our dear old friend, GM?
Bill,
I'd love to "load PC" up in here ;) oh yeah. We could roll a joint, and get *REALLY kinky. I'll even wear my Motel 6 pasties for fun. Maybe he'd even like a 3some with my grammie...
Obsidian is good for lancing boils, or so my physician Dr. Von Nostrand tells me.
Regina,
There has been certain details I've seen that VERY few people are privvy to...the list of folks who it *could be is short, and she is on that list.
PC/RV was here last night - he's no stranger to funky town.
hey, Not Krista, could you pass me a PBR?
I'm just wondering...
Checking out her business website now....
For no reason other than she's a complete whackadoo.....
*raises hand for Regina* I do believe she has an accomplice. I won't say her name...
Hey, what's the name of that lady who used to be on SNL and she does a fantastic Sarah Palin impression?
*allegedlly
ahem....
Careful, there Regina, she's got a tracker on you now! She's (not) crafty like that.
Tina Fey
Tina Fey, why?
That's why I said ALLEGEDLY. Sheesh. :)
Bill, do you mean moi?
Art's going to find some more internet crumbs to nosh on - later freaks!
Bill, can you give me a rhymes with?
Bill, it's Tina Fey.
Milton,
::passing PBR:: there ya go. You might want to go down to the basement to drink that. Don't want the Bobs to see it.
Sonuvabitch, someone beat me to it.
Tina Fey impersonates Sarah Palin on SNL, sorry RP! That was for my buddy Bill, up there. So I won't have to work on Saturday in the boiler room.
TINA! That's it. TINA is her name.
Talking about the SNL person, of course.
Those are all wild allegations!!!
I have a confession to make.
I am the admin and all of the personalities on FWOP.
*hangs head in shame*
Yes it is none other than I...I have a lot of anger and self loathing due to my pathetic existence and massive addictions.
Bill, ohhh, of COURSE!
Wait, who IS that?
Milton,
I think you need *HUGS*
Little slow there Gma!
Oh Regina. I wish I didn't know. She definitely DOES NOT have upper management written all over her.
Folks, I heard there are some mysteries here that are hard to crack and you could use my help. I've had great success in the past, barring that one small vault incident, and I'm here to get my investigative team on the job. Craig, Greta, where are you?
Shannon, I'm very disappointed in you. Down to the basement with Milton! I expect you here on Saturday and Sunday, mmkay?
::slamming first PBR, ready for another::
Geraldo! Happy Cinco, buddy! Nice 'stache.
LOL - Oh Geraldo, where have you been thru all of this?!
Regina,
Check you twatter DM's.
I'm very disappointed in myself. All my little employers are out of the house, I mean office, this morning and what do I do? Goof off with you dorks.
noooooooo!!!!!
Thanks, Bill. The ladies like it. It makes them think I'm a porn star. I investigated and found that out.
Milton, I've been in Nashville, investigating who started the flood and determining what is in the back broom closet at the Grand Old Opry.
Singing off for now you freaks.
I saw your 'stache signal and came right away, Geraldo.
Regina, what's wrong? Did you find Greta?
Regina, what's wrong?
That's what I was thinking, Geraldo.
Nancy, it's good to see you. I can use the help. Did you find a bombshell tonight?
So.....
Does anyone know why Tina Fey left SNL? Was there some sort of falling out?
Regina doesn't like fox either, I guess.
Umm... At first I had NO CLUE what you were talking about, Geraldo. Ha!
*r(n)K No, no I do not.
Nancy, I'll go search debris for Regina. You go find out if she was kidnapped from a Piggly Wiggly.
Hello, I am currently writing an expose about you evil ladies.
Anyone have any dish? Everything will be kept confidential of course.
Ladies (and all you hot men),
Did you know we're fuming today? HAHA. I thought we were just steamy from Magnum visiting.
Probably because SNL sucks. Everything on NBC sucks, bunch of flaming liberals!
Geraldo. I love you and your Nashvillian investigative ways.
I'm om it Gerlado. Can't stay long, my #1 rated show will be on air soon, I can't miss my daily dose of lashing out at invited guests.
Damn Freudian slip there.
Singing = Signing
:: wiggles 'stache at Robin ::
Nancy, be sure you wear your handcuff necklace. It can be your special sign to us that you've found out something big. A big bombshell.
Geraldo,
You are making me hot. Would you like a 3some with my Grammie?
:::hoists folding chair and glares at RiM in preparation for a duel for Geraldo::::
Fuming? Who is fuming? :: 'stache quirk ::
That might be a natural gas leak in a trashy area of town. I'm going to put on a casual shirt, muss my hair up and go investigate.
I am glad to know that we have someone monitoring our moods here today....what would we do if we didnt know that we were angry and now fuming?
I mean HELLO we have had two men with sexstaches show up on our sight...I thought we were steamy with the heat in the room not fuming with anger.
Beyond confused over here....
Grandma and not Krista, go get in the big Fox News van over there :: points with 'stache :: and we'll discuss it after I've been excitedly in front of as many cameras as I can find. 2-3 minutes, tops.
I found an old diet Pepsi can under a Mazda!
I have some theories.
Geraldo--hurry up. These Depends aren't made like they used to be.
It's not lupus.
I sent the Pepsi can to Quantic for testing, Grandma Mazur. In the meantime, let's me and go find a funeral and speculate as to what killed the person. Even if we know, let's still speculate. Can someone bring Craig and Greta?
Shit, I sent the can to the wrong place. It should have gone to Quantico. Now I'll never live this down, either.
House, could it have been psychosomatic?
:::clears throat::: What's going on in my Depends is most definitely NOT psychosomatic.....
Are we talking internet addictions here, insecurities, alcohol?
I think I can help.
Dr. House,
I've had this really strange rash, itch, and discharge...you know..."down there". Any ideas?
Geraldo - Psychosomatic...are you an idiot?
That's okay. We all make mistakes. We all pay a price too, though.
Think harder.
Ohhh, good gravy. Mck's switching her blog to wordpress at somepoint today, no time give, not even a ballpark!, and I guess the comments won't carry over so she's having a contest (SUPRISE!) for the first person to post the first comment EVER on her new blog. She even suggested people refresh the page, because the new design might have gone live and they may still be looking at a cached version of her old blog.
Inconcievable.
Dr. Drew, I haven't had a man in quite some time. Can you help with that?
*really (not) Krista - Ever heard of STD's?
That's what I thought.
On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend you avoid sex for the rest of your days. There are enough morons on this Earth.
RP - JM knows her hits are in trouble and she needs to start getting clicks for the next mortgage payment. She is addicted to herself, I think.
Dr. House,
I am not sure what I should do about the itch...I was reading here about a yogurt tampon...think that will help? No worries on the reproducing thing, I can barely take care of myself without help from the internet friends I've made.
Dr. Drew, you are my favorite and once, I even spoke with you on Love Line.
I don't know, but what she just wrote, about refreshing and checking in several times a day, if I were one of her many adoring fans that would certainly give me pause. She didn't even give a suggested time, like she really doesn't know when the switch is to be made. I don't believe it. I don't believe her.
*really (not) Krista - Yeah. Yoghurt tampons...
::rolls eyes and hands her an antibiotics prescription::
Next time you come, make sure you ask for Dr Foreman. He'll take good care of you.
Buh-bye.
I wonder if Ms. McKinney will have those comments in a vault?
I think I can help, I hope you don't mind some twitching or withdrawals from some of my patients, er, I mean, some of my friends I can hook you up with.
Getting late Dr.Drew. Just sayin'!
Does anyone need help with an Unsolved Mystery?
Robert! You showed up just in time. I must get going to the next group therapy session. This should be a doozy too - multiple personalities!
I'll check in with later after the meds have been distributed.
Have fun!
Dr. D- hope those personalities had a god day!
Dr. Drew,
I would *love to hook up with some of your friends. At the same time. Group session, you said?
This makes me all very tired. I want the old Daisies back, the flophouse be damned!
Dr House is going to watch - not General Hospital- but Law & Order:CI.
He wishes you all a good afternoon and won't be back tomorrow. You are all too stupid.
Corinne, however, will gladly chat with y'all tomorrow.
RiM, The disappearance of the Daisies is a mystery that needs to be solved.
As long as that damn Enniroc talks the right way, i will look forward to seeing her. Sweet Dreams Dr. House.
I'm with you RiM - all of this hatefulness isn't good for my depends budget!
I have all the daisies. I am taking them to my planet where we will have interspecies sexual relations to create a vile super-race of daisy aliens.
Maybe I'm not Robert Stack. Maybe I am Robert StaCK.
Uh-oh this is seewious!
Come on now. Why do we have to have alien sex. i don't wanna ::whines::
Then again, maybe I am NOT Robert StaCK. I am sure F-flop solve this mystery.
Hello! :-)
OH great another alleged CK alias....
Evil Lady, ET's finger glowed. Maybe other parts would, too...?
And now someone is impersonating AP
AP,
They ALL glow, and grow! >:)
It's probably Cheryl impersonating me. We're a lot alike.
Alien, you look like my lamp...his name is Dink.
add another alias to my profile, please.
You can call me whatever you'd like. I will take all of you daisies to the mothership and far away from all this nonsense.
I think Alien is praying on my fear of aliens.
Wait! I think I like this guy better! What'da ya'll think about the STINKY CHEESE MAN?
I don't know why I wasn't taken - I live for a good anal probing...
Oh, Jill, I didn't know you have a fear of aliens. :( Go away you stinky alien!
Jill,
I can leave you behind to warn the others, since you are askeered of me.
Margaret!
Laugh.
Out.
Loud.
secret identity all sorted out:
someone mentioned quantico and investigations.
i'm here to help. is there a marine involved?
Anyone ever use one of those Shark steam mop things?
Mulie- I'm looking into getting one of those! The dude keeps seeing that infomercial and is kind of obsessed.
Mulie - no? I had a Shark steam cleaner thing that I loved muchly,but not the floor mop.
Anal probings? Someone mention anal probings?
Margaret,
I'll be back for you soon. Anal probe at the ready.
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