Awwwwwwwww! To both the sweet kitties and High Five Duke! TY!
SW - Hi five to you as well for getting the office clean!
Bella - Enjoy the Ricotta Pizza! I get sucked into Food Network, too and love the website. Let us know how it turns out.
CK - I confess I giggle at the color names of lipsticks and nail polish. Wish they would do it for hair color. I did mine "Dark Ash Brown"...what a boring name. Why not what I visualize...."Xena Xotic Sable" :-D
Robin - Horse Alert: I rode my very chubby wooly mammoth dirt bag bombproof black Tennessee Walker, past dh on the tractor. She did not even flinch. Just plodded on. When I rode her past the stallion and he was screaming and all over the place, it was so funny, she stretched out, picked up into high step, huffed at him and pranced. What a showoff. Animals are so funny.
Off to shower and get all this hair and dirt off me.
Thanks Lindsay - feeling much better - power of Advil and Immodium and gallons of water. I did miss the concert which sucked, but I have been spoiled rotten today :-D So glad to hear you are doing well!!!
Sandy - come on out of your bunker and pass out your Schlitz and cheetos!
<---------- Happy to be here. Hate doing it from the crackberry, though. It's so much work, you guys should feel lucky I am gracing you with my presence. Lol!
FT - Ummm...your Spanish Colleague was very, very naughty I am afraid to say. Caused BD to go on a burrito binge and run away to Disneyland. She is now disguised as Snow White and surrounded by short men singing "Hi Ho".
Hey ladies :) We are making the ricotta pizza, but of course Jay needs to make his *own crust, so that's rising for an hour. Another late dinner at the Bella household.
Those kittens are so cute! They grow so fast. Mom is a pretty one, for sure.
Christy, I'll have to ask Jay. He does the baking around here. We like the thin and crispy crust, and he makes a pretty good one. I'll find out and post it on the recipe link.
Regina, do you shred or chunk your chicken for tacos?
Hi ladies! Chilling with a glass of wine, post dinner. My husband picked up some steaks from the local slaughter house and they were awesome!
In from gardening. Hazardous today, we've had wind gusts over 40 mph. We have huge oaks, so I was dodging flying debris most of the afternoon and hoping our trees stayed upright. Wind burn + farmer's tan.
Corinne - I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother, sending comforting thoughts your way for her.
Margaret - We have not been to Calvert Cliffs for fossil hunting, I did read about it in the Sun recently. We have been to Anguilla in the Caribbean and found sand dollar and shell fossils, they are way cool. Maybe sharks teeth should be next on the list!
So CK was in the KGB?
Taiya - Love seeing your little one and her too cute chubby cheeks!
Bella - are you following the Blackhawks in the playoffs?
Aaahhhhhh. Do you get to wear shoes with those little knives in the toe? Or drive a cool car with turbo jets that fly over rivers? Or am I confused with CKBond and drinking my wine too fast.
My brother lives on Amelia Island in Florida, and when I visit him we hunt for shark's teeth. It's pretty easy to find little bitty ones. He found a big one (three inches long) once and that was very exciting.
SW- I've found one shark's tooth in all of my beach/shelling days, in Myrtle Beach. I like to find sea glass too.
Gardening is my thing, and I have a crap load of plants to get into the ground this week. I will be out there all day tomorrow too!
The other thing is we have a humungous dead oak tree in our back that is supposed to be cut down on Monday, so it needs to survive another 24 hours of these winds and *not fall on our house, or if it decides to fall, fall onto our garage so we can get a new one (it's rotting).
EL - Tell me about it! My mom's neighbor had a tree go down and took the lines with it. Everytime I heard a big gust coming, I got up agaist the house to avoid branches.
Just went through both kids closets and made them try on every single summer item so I know what I have to buy tomorrow. Ugh.
Oh wily Margaret, couldn’t slide anything past you!
Kaytie: you don’t say! Wasn’t BD afraid of little people?
EL: I’ll wrestle you for the kitten. But be forewarned, I am very very vile. Very. Also very underhanded and I’ll stomp on you in a New York minute for Manuel the kitten. Hypothetically.
Deb: Oh my goodness, I try to ignore where meat really comes from. I just get mine from the butcher which I guess evokes enough images. But you get yours from the *slaughterhouse and *still manage to eat it?
FT - Well, they keep the livestock in the back, and it's very small, localish. Not a mass-production type of place - sorry - I just don't know what else to call it!
Deb: My parents buy directly from the farm too for pork and sometimes beef. That way we know the source so to speak, what they're fed, what they're injected with. Much better choice if you have access to it.
Whatever do you mean, CK? Getting hacked happens all the time. I have several credible sources who claim to have been hacked as well. The internets is a scary world(wide web).
Bella - sucks you are getting frost. I have sent Mark out many nights with sheets to cover my plants! He just laughs at me. Loving hockey this year. We took the girls to their first hockey game in Philly last month, they are hooked!
I'm sad to see hockey come to an end. I wish I could have seen a live game, but people around here are rabid...cheap seats were going for well over $100 in the regular season!
Deb, it is! I wanted to get a pair for a present for Jay, but *decent seats were on StubHub for about $300 a pair. Regular tickets have been sold out all year. Pft!
I have a 52 inch HD TV. I have better seats and cheaper beer at home!
Notice to nameless people who would like to call daisies out for talking about gardening, breastpumps, and the KGB:
You hurt my feelings when you exclude me from the lists. First I'm off flop, then I'm on, then I'm off again. Now, you have your new blog of mockery, and I am left off of *THAT list, too. If you're going to call out a list of folks who post here, call out everyone.
Bella - I hear you w/the TV and the beer and the cost ratio. I had to stay home during a Ravens game one day last year for my daughter's soccer tournament, and it was pretty nice just kicking back and watching the game in HD (we have a large screen too) although, it's still fun to *be there.
Don't try to make me feel better. It's ok, I am not even good at being vile. boo hoo. How was census taking today? I take it the baby didn't arrive and force you to take it into the field, right?
Thanks, Deb, I need to feel better by tomorrow. Many vile mothers, grandmothers, and mothers in law to visit. And I don't want the vile children to get it, er, maybe I do...then they could spread their vileness to the other children...
Daily in room massage, towering fruit basket, 800 count linens, king size bed, all natural aromatherapy bath products, Belgian chocolates, all I can drink foo foo martinis, Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
One guy asked me if I was pregnant, I said, yes. He said he has children all over the US, but has never met any of them. I said you never know, I might just be carrying your child. He said, he wouldn't be surprised because he gets so *wasted. He said "this black chick once brought me on Maury, but Maury said I wasn't the father" Then I asked how to say "You are NOT the father" in Ukrainian. And then we practiced saying it. And then I forgot how to say it 30 secs later.
CKGB - Screw that. We have better. The Daisy Decompression Unit at Bella's. Homemade Pizza Dough and the beautiful Bella and her Ashcroft Ave Cousins. They'll take on anything and you will be left in peace to continue your Vegetable Presentations.
I don't even expect you to come down to get it from me...I heard from your hospitality coordinator that I had to leave it at the front desk, along with my ssn, driver's license number, a picture of my kids holding a sign that says "CKGB", and a donation for your favorite charity...(you are your favorite charity, right?)
Jill...seriously?! I need to come take a nap on said sheets. It will be a short one, I promise. And then I'll have them dry cleaned for you. But really...800 count? Heaven!
okay, I'm really out this time, I swear (because I do!)
My oldest daughter just told me I had to stay in bed tomorrow morning instead of getting right up for a shower....she is so sweet, and little one said yes, because we have 3 surprises for you!
CKGB - Good choice. Hotel security sucks these days. Book First Class - no lines. And here is a package of homegrown, grain fed Black Angus T-Bones for Bella (I swear it is just meat).
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms! Sorry you all are corrupting your children by associating with this blog. As you know, breast pumps, pregnancy, general rowdiness, auctions to help out our male Daisy, stories about animals, recipes, and being kind to our old lady members (here's lookin' at you, CK!) have NO place on the internet. You sickos! I'm dialing CPS.
My guess would be food poisoning did her in...did you see the cheese she strained with her clothes? Or the homemade soda she was festering? It had a *name. That was...odd.
Taiya--if you see this--I couldn't yet identify all of your plants. They are so pretty!
But the ones with the green leaves with purple circles in them are geraniums.
Geraniums will bloom best if they get 8 hours of sunlight a day. So you can feel free to plant them in a sunny place, if you want to plant them outdoors.
SW--as little as I could get away with. I sat on my butt and watched movies for most of the day. I did do a small amount of housework, but I wasn't very diligent about it.
In short, I was a bum. I took a "me" day, knowing that I'll get another one tomorrow (Mother's Day). Heh. I saw the opportunity to grab two in a row, and I grabbed it!
What? You guys don't have a life sized stuffed animal dog hanging over your toilet? Well, maybe this is the evil, vile, white trash place that it is said to be.
Dear God, I'm trying to catch up, read this and pulled something with a reverse guffaw. No, really, I pulled something and it hurts...dammit, CK!
Hmmm...I've got a can of diet Lipton tea with lemon and added sweet tea vodka to it. Yum. That stuff is dangerous business since you can't taste it at all.
Everyone is welcome! The only real rules here are no spamming shit and no posting personal addresses, phone numbers or other similar info. I don't need that kind of stress. That's it, although it could change if someone gets creative or something. If you don't like what is said here, you can: 1) Say so; 2) Hold it in and stew on it; 3. Address it privately to the person who said it; 4) Snark about it to your friends; 5) Leave. Don't bother me with it, I don't care and I won't get involved. I might, however, talk about you behind your back or post your email/message to me on here. *grins*
Them's the rules...all of them.
Have fun!
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OMG! They're so cute! What a contented-looking Mama kitty too!
Thanks Karen!!! (And grudging thanks to AP, even though she made me wait 18 or so hours...)
Yea for a clean office SW!
Speaking of clean work spaces - I saw a sign in a salon window today that said "Vakini Wax".
Awwwwwwwww! To both the sweet kitties and High Five Duke! TY!
SW - Hi five to you as well for getting the office clean!
Bella - Enjoy the Ricotta Pizza! I get sucked into Food Network, too and love the website. Let us know how it turns out.
CK - I confess I giggle at the color names of lipsticks and nail polish. Wish they would do it for hair color. I did mine "Dark Ash Brown"...what a boring name. Why not what I visualize...."Xena Xotic Sable" :-D
Robin - Horse Alert: I rode my very chubby wooly mammoth dirt bag bombproof black Tennessee Walker, past dh on the tractor. She did not even flinch. Just plodded on. When I rode her past the stallion and he was screaming and all over the place, it was so funny, she stretched out, picked up into high step, huffed at him and pranced. What a showoff. Animals are so funny.
Off to shower and get all this hair and dirt off me.
Hi! How is everyone? Missed you guys. . .
:::screech to a stop::: Hellllllo Lindsay! How are you? Missed you!
Hi kaytie! Feeling better, I hope. Things are good here :)
Lindssssssssssss!
I haven't caught up, did you miss the concert?
Mmmmmmmmm! I couldn't fight the urge to chat any longer. Plus your salon sign had me wheezing.
Hi Lindsay + Company!
Busy day. I deserve a nap.
Cute kittens! Hey, where's EL?
::steals cute black and white kitten and runs away::
Hi st :)
Man, the kittens are of the devil. You think they are so cute then you have to clean their litterboxes.
I want an orange one Karen! They are all so cute.
::tapping the Schlitz keg and passing out the pork rinds::
I keep forgetting to change my screen name until someone refers to ST and I don't get it for a couple of seconds. I'll get on that.
Thanks Lindsay - feeling much better - power of Advil and Immodium and gallons of water. I did miss the concert which sucked, but I have been spoiled rotten today :-D So glad to hear you are doing well!!!
Sandy - come on out of your bunker and pass out your Schlitz and cheetos!
Hey my favorite tube top wearing biotch :) I am going to email you in a little bit ::anxiously looking for SW::
Ahhhh.......... There, that's better.
<------ is happy the girls are back!
Holy Moly! FT! How are you?
Matthew 18:20.5 - where two or more daisies are gathered there will be tube tops.
Kaytie, I'm good! I hope my Spanish colleague didn't post anything inappropriate?
Hi everyone! So glad flop is down, hopefully that's the end of all that nonsense.
Hope everyone's having a delightful weekend.
Mulie, I got a shark mop!
<---------- Happy to be here. Hate doing it from the crackberry, though. It's so much work, you guys should feel lucky I am gracing you with my presence. Lol!
FT - that was you all along - I couldn't figure it out!
Okay the kids are fighting for the umpteenth time. I must go referee. I'll talk to my daisies later.
::Passing out the Schlitz:: Got my party tube top on today.
FT - Ummm...your Spanish Colleague was very, very naughty I am afraid to say. Caused BD to go on a burrito binge and run away to Disneyland. She is now disguised as Snow White and surrounded by short men singing "Hi Ho".
Are we drinking?! Mama needs her wine!
Lindsay - I tried dh's crackberry once, could not figure it out at all. Handing you a fresh picked Shasta Daisy for your effort.
RP - Hello! Sandy, the one in party tube top is passing out Schlitz :-D
::Looking for a Schlitz with a cheeto garnish::
Hey ladies :) We are making the ricotta pizza, but of course Jay needs to make his *own crust, so that's rising for an hour. Another late dinner at the Bella household.
Those kittens are so cute! They grow so fast. Mom is a pretty one, for sure.
What's everyone doing tonight?
Somebody's unsuspended.
Bella, what's your favorite pizza crust recipe? We keep trying, but not finding a good one.
Of course, I drink the real klassy stuff. Boxed all the way!
We're having chicken salad sandwiches for dinner. I'm kind of phoning it in. Last night I made *delicious* gringo chicken tacos! Yum!
Christy, I'll have to ask Jay. He does the baking around here. We like the thin and crispy crust, and he makes a pretty good one. I'll find out and post it on the recipe link.
Regina, do you shred or chunk your chicken for tacos?
Thanks Bella...we like thin crust here, too.
Bella, went with the chunks this time, maybe next time I'll shred. Usually, I choose the path of least resistance when it comes to making dinner. :)
Alrighty, off to visit my sisters, see you later!
Back from the grind of the Census.
And off to a Census meeting now.
I just realized my face is fried from the sunnage at soccer :(
Lindsay! Great to see you here!
My dog wants a kitten.
I wish I had some sun...we are under a frost advisory tonight :( Time to get out the blankets and save the garden...again!
CKGB, my dog would like a kitten for an appetizer!
Bella, your dog would probably like my dog for an appetizer. He's a 10 pounder.
Margaret- It is so windy there too? I just realized that Janey is pretty red from lacrosse today. It is so damn windy my eyes are killing me.
I *knew, I just *knew that FT was gonna pounce on my kitty first. Big meanie head.
Hi ladies! Chilling with a glass of wine, post dinner. My husband picked up some steaks from the local slaughter house and they were awesome!
In from gardening. Hazardous today, we've had wind gusts over 40 mph. We have huge oaks, so I was dodging flying debris most of the afternoon and hoping our trees stayed upright. Wind burn + farmer's tan.
Corinne - I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother, sending comforting thoughts your way for her.
Margaret - We have not been to Calvert Cliffs for fossil hunting, I did read about it in the Sun recently. We have been to Anguilla in the Caribbean and found sand dollar and shell fossils, they are way cool. Maybe sharks teeth should be next on the list!
So CK was in the KGB?
Taiya - Love seeing your little one and her too cute chubby cheeks!
Bella - are you following the Blackhawks in the playoffs?
Deb,
CK *IS KGB.
Aaahhhhhh. Do you get to wear shoes with those little knives in the toe? Or drive a cool car with turbo jets that fly over rivers? Or am I confused with CKBond and drinking my wine too fast.
My brother lives on Amelia Island in Florida, and when I visit him we hunt for shark's teeth. It's pretty easy to find little bitty ones. He found a big one (three inches long) once and that was very exciting.
Deb, gardening in 40 mph wind is hard core! Glad you didn't get hurt.
Yes, it's very windy here EL.
KnoCK KnoCK?
anybody??? (say "Who's There"?)
Who's there?
KGB.
(your turn)
Deb- Its going to take me all day tomorrow to pick up all the crap that has blown out of the trees.
kgb who
::slaps EL::
Ve vill ask the qvestions!
SW- I've found one shark's tooth in all of my beach/shelling days, in Myrtle Beach. I like to find sea glass too.
Gardening is my thing, and I have a crap load of plants to get into the ground this week. I will be out there all day tomorrow too!
The other thing is we have a humungous dead oak tree in our back that is supposed to be cut down on Monday, so it needs to survive another 24 hours of these winds and *not fall on our house, or if it decides to fall, fall onto our garage so we can get a new one (it's rotting).
ha ha.
::glad I didn't answer the KGB::
EL - Tell me about it! My mom's neighbor had a tree go down and took the lines with it. Everytime I heard a big gust coming, I got up agaist the house to avoid branches.
I love looking for sea glass too. The marina where we used to keep the boat had a *ton on the beach.
I have plants that have to get in, and a few yards of mulch in the driveway. The wind needs to stop already!
EL - I haven't even gotten mulch yet, I'm sending Mark to Frank's after work Monday in the Suburban to get bags for me!
The BK Queen site kills me...seriously. Whoever is writing that, I wish I could have a few beers with, too funny!
I just read Jacki's comments - is there a Jacki or is it another alias?
And back.
Why couldn't FWOP answer the real burning questions, like why the hell is Dooce on HGTV?!
Margaret - I have *no clue. You just cannot know who is posting under what name on the internet.
I think we proved this week that you don't really know who is behind some names ;)
Is CK still here?
I just found this blog:
www.CKWOP.blogspot.com
Just went through both kids closets and made them try on every single summer item so I know what I have to buy tomorrow. Ugh.
Oh wily Margaret, couldn’t slide anything past you!
Kaytie: you don’t say! Wasn’t BD afraid of little people?
EL: I’ll wrestle you for the kitten. But be forewarned, I am very very vile. Very. Also very underhanded and I’ll stomp on you in a New York minute for Manuel the kitten. Hypothetically.
Deb: Oh my goodness, I try to ignore where meat really comes from. I just get mine from the butcher which I guess evokes enough images. But you get yours from the *slaughterhouse and *still manage to eat it?
Not another wop!
FT - Well, they keep the livestock in the back, and it's very small, localish. Not a mass-production type of place - sorry - I just don't know what else to call it!
Oh, dear God in heaven....
I know, whoever made a CKWOP must have NOOOOO life.
Here, wops are people of Italian descent.
Is CK Italian??
nevermind!
Did you do that CKinator? Or am I really famous? This is rich...
CKinator: Why are you hiding? Not sure of your motives... But suspect.
We are familiar with WOPS in St Louis, but only the ole timers really say it
Deb: My parents buy directly from the farm too for pork and sometimes beef. That way we know the source so to speak, what they're fed, what they're injected with. Much better choice if you have access to it.
I was teasing.
Now we're going to be accused of hating Italians.
I have 5.00 more to spend at Amazon to get free shipping. Any ideas?
It seems my blogger has been hacked and someone created a CKWOP using my profile. I feel so violated.
Mulie......you're a horses ass.
FT - It is kind of like that at our place, local farmers mostly with small "deliveries". :) . Good to "see" you again, too btw
Manuel?? FT, kiss my ass. His name is Claude.
Sorry EL, my church already baptized him. He's Manuel Alejandro Raymundo Julio-Jose. To respect his heritage.
Whatever do you mean, CK? Getting hacked happens all the time. I have several credible sources who claim to have been hacked as well. The internets is a scary world(wide web).
Ortega, I forgot his surname.
Too many WOPS will saturate the interwebs and then no one will care. Where's mine?
Deb, I am watching the Blackhawks, exciting stuff! They can clinch it tomorrow night.
I've just finished tucking in my plants with blankets. Damn you, cold weather!
Fine. I will just call him Taco Bell.
okay ladies, I'm out. I'm tired, sore and ready to crash.
See you all sometime tomorrow!
Happy early Mother's Day to the Daisy Mom's!
Look at this one. Fuck-o.
http://www.daisieswop.blogspot.com/
ROFL Mulie!
::scurrying to register SWWOP.blogspot.com and SWWOPblog.com and SWWOP.com::
I have finally un-hijacked my blog. CKinator was frightful and hope to never have to deal with them again.
Bella - sucks you are getting frost. I have sent Mark out many nights with sheets to cover my plants! He just laughs at me. Loving hockey this year. We took the girls to their first hockey game in Philly last month, they are hooked!
LOL Erin!
I'm sad to see hockey come to an end. I wish I could have seen a live game, but people around here are rabid...cheap seats were going for well over $100 in the regular season!
Boris made me say that. Sorry..
I'm in a better place now.
Okay, back to *someone needs needs to redirect their energy to the greater good, *not evil.
I missed that? Was it vile? I would have hated to see on CKWOP!
OOOooo, did CK say a dirty word and I missed it?
Bella - !!!! That is more expensive than football tickets! We got the tickets from my company's owner, we jump on free tickets!
OK, DaisiesWOP left me off! WTF!
Deb, it is! I wanted to get a pair for a present for Jay, but *decent seats were on StubHub for about $300 a pair. Regular tickets have been sold out all year. Pft!
I have a 52 inch HD TV. I have better seats and cheaper beer at home!
You SO deserve being left off, Mulie. You're so vile you can't even be a Daisy. Go join FW0P.
Mulie: I'm so glad you're okay!
OK, off to watch Iron Man, not the sequel.
Take care ladies!
Notice to nameless people who would like to call daisies out for talking about gardening, breastpumps, and the KGB:
You hurt my feelings when you exclude me from the lists. First I'm off flop, then I'm on, then I'm off again. Now, you have your new blog of mockery, and I am left off of *THAT list, too. If you're going to call out a list of folks who post here, call out everyone.
Mulie,
I about wet THROUGH my adult incontinence product.
I already have one blog trashing me. I don't want to be greedy and have two.
Hi everyone and happy early mother's day to you vile women who have spawn. I have strep throat and feel perfectly awful and extremely vile tonight.
Geez, Amy. People are going to think you are in on it if you keep getting excluded.
Bella - I hear you w/the TV and the beer and the cost ratio. I had to stay home during a Ravens game one day last year for my daughter's soccer tournament, and it was pretty nice just kicking back and watching the game in HD (we have a large screen too) although, it's still fun to *be there.
Good night!
Makes you think, doesn't it, Jill.....
:loves amy::
First, CK, I realized that I was left off because I am a beautiful, tall, beautiful, thin, delicate orchid, not a daisy.
Second, CK, why are you punishing the victim here? I was clearly hacked. Clearly.
Mulie,
Don't try to make me feel better. It's ok, I am not even good at being vile. boo hoo. How was census taking today? I take it the baby didn't arrive and force you to take it into the field, right?
Why, Why, Why?
Oh, and Betty White on SNL tonight.
She's our vile role model.
I hope you feel better Amy! I can't believe how many people I hear have strep lately
::backing away::
Jill,
That was vile! It must be another one of my personalities they're going to target next. ::sulks off to the corner crying::
CK: I dunno. Cookies?
Mulie,
Victim, schmictim....
I did get hit on by some young Ukrainians today. They taught me how to say "You are NOT the father!", ala Maury, in Ukrainian.
Thanks, Deb, I need to feel better by tomorrow. Many vile mothers, grandmothers, and mothers in law to visit. And I don't want the vile children to get it, er, maybe I do...then they could spread their vileness to the other children...
Wow Mulie, what conversation led into *that?
If I have to go into hiding, you're all paying for my hotel. Did you hear that - HOTEL - no motel for me.
Four star, spa, concierge floor, suite with whirlpool and baby grand piano.
Hi everyone and happy early mother's day to you vile women who have spawn.
Bahahaha! And to Daisies with cats and dogs, sans Spawn.
CKGB: security?
I got lucky so far this mother's day. My MIL is in Maryland (my deepest apologies to those up there) and I don't have to see her.
Daily in room massage, towering fruit basket, 800 count linens, king size bed, all natural aromatherapy bath products, Belgian chocolates, all I can drink foo foo martinis, Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
One guy asked me if I was pregnant, I said, yes. He said he has children all over the US, but has never met any of them. I said you never know, I might just be carrying your child. He said, he wouldn't be surprised because he gets so *wasted. He said "this black chick once brought me on Maury, but Maury said I wasn't the father" Then I asked how to say "You are NOT the father" in Ukrainian. And then we practiced saying it. And then I forgot how to say it 30 secs later.
And regular visits from Harry Connick Jr.
And Amy (so she doesn't feel left out).
Oh yeah, security...
CK: I can see you've given this some serious thought.
Ahhhh, Mulie! These are the kinds of stories we *knew we'd get out of our favorite census worker eventually! Perfect!
Love me some young Ukrainians. I'm a cougar - post that on CKWOP!
*all said in a heavy Russian-type accent
My real last name is Goodacre.
Harry is mine.
They were pretty handsome young bucks (if you like square heads)!
CKGB - Screw that. We have better. The Daisy Decompression Unit at Bella's. Homemade Pizza Dough and the beautiful Bella and her Ashcroft Ave Cousins. They'll take on anything and you will be left in peace to continue your Vegetable Presentations.
800 count linens...do they even make those?! Damn. CKGB you are living the good life! Can I bring you some Chipotle next time I stop by? Please?!?
and the same guy announced he thought he had a pimple on his ass *heavy Russian accent
Jill,
I *knew you looked familiar!
::on the internet booking flight to Chicago NOW::
It should be an easy adjustment since I am Bella and Bella is me.
Amy,
Yes, but I won't thank you for it.
They make 800 count sheets. They were worth every penny. I'll drop over $100 on sheets again if I have to.
CK, can I bring you chocolate milk?
Mole (The Husband) wants to watch a movie. But I'm terrified to see what I might come back to if I don't stay and keep my eye on you all.
For all I know you'll have started a WOP for every single alias I've ever used.
Mulie, leave it at the front desk.
::start an APWOP::
See how that goes over.
Or a WWOP (as in Wendy?)
I don't even expect you to come down to get it from me...I heard from your hospitality coordinator that I had to leave it at the front desk, along with my ssn, driver's license number, a picture of my kids holding a sign that says "CKGB", and a donation for your favorite charity...(you are your favorite charity, right?)
Jill...seriously?! I need to come take a nap on said sheets. It will be a short one, I promise. And then I'll have them dry cleaned for you. But really...800 count? Heaven!
Amy - you can come up. I know you're hot for Harry. I'll share.
Hm, IronMan didn't download properly, so I'm stuck watching a DVR'd Soup.
My house can be a haven for those under persecution. Think of it as the Daisy Underground Railroad, with adult beverages.
CK that sounds *great! And hawt! Let me get over the vile illness (I don't want to infect either of you), and I'll be right there. With Chipotle.
800 count sheets sound like buttah!
okay, I'm really out this time, I swear (because I do!)
My oldest daughter just told me I had to stay in bed tomorrow morning instead of getting right up for a shower....she is so sweet, and little one said yes, because we have 3 surprises for you!
So, I'm off to bed, goodnight vile ones!
Daisy Underground Railroad!!! Loves it! There is a "haunted house" here that was part of the UR.
CKGB - Good choice. Hotel security sucks these days. Book First Class - no lines. And here is a package of homegrown, grain fed Black Angus T-Bones for Bella (I swear it is just meat).
I've got my WOP covered. (I don't want to risk being completely overlooked like Amy and Mulie.)
::packing for Bella's house, after my surprises tomorrow::
Good night Deb! Enjoy your sleeping in and 3 surprises!
I don't know how this happened, but there is a new post up on CKWOP.
http://ckwop.blogspot.com/2010/05/cougartown.html
Oh, Deb, that's so sweet!
ROFL CKWOP is the best WOP ever!
Amy - Sorry to hear you have Strep Throat :-(
Nite Deb!
I just can not understand how my blogger account is still being hacked into!
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms! Sorry you all are corrupting your children by associating with this blog. As you know, breast pumps, pregnancy, general rowdiness, auctions to help out our male Daisy, stories about animals, recipes, and being kind to our old lady members (here's lookin' at you, CK!) have NO place on the internet. You sickos! I'm dialing CPS.
Hello, everyone. :)
Bella, You are just too sweet! (Are you sure your account hasn't been hacked into as well? You are far to file to say such nice things!)
Thanks, Kaytie...here's to antibiotics and hot tea!
Bella, there is *no cps where I live (which of your favorite fundies who dropped off the face of the planet do I sound like?)
Hi Robin :) I hear there is a new blog about you:
GardenerWOP.blogspot.com
why, why, WHY?
:D
Hi, Robin! My fence is up and I can now begin to model my yard after yours!
Deb - how sweet. Sniff, Sniff - all I'll get is a wet nose in my face from the dog.
But my above average kids and DIL are extended family are coming for dinner.
::does the snoopy dance::
Here goes - I don't think I want to see what I'll see in the a.m.
Either from my so called friends OR my so called enemies.
Hey Robin! How's your garden growing?
Good night, freaks.
LOL Bella!
The garden is doing great, Amy. But alas, I completely ignored my yard today. Ah, well. It will still be there tomorrow.
CK, I think you can sleep soundly. I am sure that my account is more then secured now.
Hey Robin! Did you garden today?
What did you do today, Robin?
Amy you've been found out. You are really Emilly of under1000amonth fame aren't you?!
Amy, I wonder what happened to crazy Under 1000 a month lady? She dropped of the radar like a hot potato....
I miss that crazy haphazard mother and Star Trek lover, known as Emily.
Jill!!! I asked you *not to out me! Come on, now!!!
Bella- don't forget the kittens.
Do you remember when she made Spock ears for the kids out of bandaids? I laughed so hard I pee'd 'em!
Bella,
My guess would be food poisoning did her in...did you see the cheese she strained with her clothes? Or the homemade soda she was festering? It had a *name. That was...odd.
Taiya--if you see this--I couldn't yet identify all of your plants. They are so pretty!
But the ones with the green leaves with purple circles in them are geraniums.
Geraniums will bloom best if they get 8 hours of sunlight a day. So you can feel free to plant them in a sunny place, if you want to plant them outdoors.
Amy, her name was Therese.
I can remember stuff like this, but I can't remember if I paid my Kohl's bill. I need some help.
SW--as little as I could get away with. I sat on my butt and watched movies for most of the day. I did do a small amount of housework, but I wasn't very diligent about it.
In short, I was a bum. I took a "me" day, knowing that I'll get another one tomorrow (Mother's Day). Heh. I saw the opportunity to grab two in a row, and I grabbed it!
Bella- the stuffed dog over the toilet did me in!
AAAAAACK!! Thanks Bella. I need to pay my Kohl's bill. I almost forgot.
Bella I can remember weird details like that, but forget deodorant in the morning.
But hey, if I have BO my students leave me alone.
Those stuffed animals in the bathroom were NASTY!
What? You guys don't have a life sized stuffed animal dog hanging over your toilet? Well, maybe this is the evil, vile, white trash place that it is said to be.
Daisies also provide reminder services. Glad I could help, Robin. Ya gotta pay that Kohl's bill, because the late charge can be killer!
The stuffed dog was named Brad. (slapping myself in the face for remembering this.)
"::slaps EL::
Ve vill ask the qvestions!"
Dear God, I'm trying to catch up, read this and pulled something with a reverse guffaw. No, really, I pulled something and it hurts...dammit, CK!
Hmmm...I've got a can of diet Lipton tea with lemon and added sweet tea vodka to it. Yum. That stuff is dangerous business since you can't taste it at all.
Back to reading.
Whoah. I got kicked to a new page.
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