Mrs. Neely.

All  women should live so long as to be this kind of  lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your  enemies?"  Eighty percent held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.  All responded this time, except one small elderly  lady.

"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.  How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh,  Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,  
"I outlived the bitches." 

(courtesy of Kaytie)

It's Friday.  Payday for many.  I know money is tight for everyone but don't forget about  Caring For Chris.  How about passing on eating out for a week and giving what you save there?  You and he both will be healthier for it.  If nothing else, contribute towards a blow job fund, will you?  Just try to help and I promise you'll feel all self-righteous and special for it.