Happy Holidays!!

It's perfectly fine to say that around here, so you know. *nods* I hope y'all have a wonderful holiday season, whichever one or ones you celebrate.  I miss everyone and...

Wishing you a...

If anyone still stops by, I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving and some good shopping days to follow!

Where baby pumpkins come from...

Happy Halloween!

*tosses all the Daisy pantyhose and half-slips to the wind*

We've not gone to church for awhile now, but today is worth it. 
We can wear pants now...see?  And I bet this guy can tell us where the best all-you-can-eat BBQ buffet is for lunch, too!

That's one big-ass fleece sleeper.

In addition to giving us a new post to chat on, I thought I'd share this and see what y'all think. Meet, Stanley, the adult baby who lives on taxpayer-funded disability. No, really, he does. So does his babysitter.


If you'd prefer to read about him instead of watch the video, here you go. 
http://tinyurl.com/6kg2jk7

If this just isn't a prime example of what the hell is wrong with this country, I don't know what is.  *shakes head*  But hey, feel free to jump in and chat about anything else you prefer, as well!

Thoughts on MckMama and the farmhouse move.

Let me make clear I'm not trying to have this blog compete with MWOP or BWOP, but the fact is, most of us "met" on OHIH, and over a shared interest in MckMama, be it pro or con.  I know many lurk here even though few talk, so maybe this is will be a place that feels more comfortable to express opinions on what she's doing right now.  I'd like to think that I've proven I don't have the proverbial sock puppets (leave JellO alone!) and will keep my mouth shut about things on the sitemeter.  So, whatcha think about this move?

OHIH Reunion, The Offical Post!

Of course, you don't have to be OHIH alumni to join in.  I know we've got some lurkers from BWOP and MWOP, so announce yourself and join in; fresh faces are good.  It'll be fine as long as you aren't a complete idiot. ;-)

Kid Slaps His Own Mother On Dr. Phil.

For Noah, because people care and understand.

I used the common search term for this video in the subject, in hopes this post gets found someday and people get a better understanding of these videos from the perspective of people who know Noah's mom, Wendy.  I hope it helps Noah someday, somehow.  I am not going to link to Wendy's blog and won't use her last name, but I won't stop anyone who does. Let's try to keep protecting Noah as our priority, though, please.  That's what I hope this post can be about.



There is a followup blurb a year later, in which Wendy tells Dr. Phil things are much better and Noah is not getting into trouble so much. You can find the video if you look, but the part about them is so short and is only Dr. Phil speaking, that I'm not sure how much weight to give it.  I mention it out of fairness, though.

I hope that those who know/knew Wendy will comment and give their opinions based not only on this video, but on what so many of us *know, based on her own words to us.  The real person with the real son.  I said in the last post that I give my word I won't tell who posted if you prefer to use a fake name, and I mean it.  I won't, ever.  Feel free to make one up and know you are safe in doing so. As you can see on the last post, the video was posted on someone else's blog and we were alerted to it...it's not about old personal issues between former blog members now.  It's about Noah and setting things straight on the internet, for him.  For his future.  So, please...join in and give your opinion based on what you know, what you remember Wendy saying and doing.  Let's help this kid clear his name.

Let's talk about people!

So, the trial is over, Casey is in talks with Hustler...let's do something more fun now.  Let's talk about people in the blog-world, shall we? Or ourselves...whatever works.

Verdict watch!

Here's something to entertain us while we wait...



How's everyone doing out there?

Florida's unofficial state song.

I've long since given up on church with you people.

Casey Anthony trial talk.

To be fair, I decided to put up a pleasant picture of Casey and Caylee.  Also, I'll try to figure out how to keep this post on top, even with new posts coming up.  If I can't, I'll...I dunno...figure something out.  

So, let's commence with our jury duty service.  :-)

For a certain Not_fucktard, because I can.

Okay, so I don't typically use this blog for my own private annoyances but hey, the fact is, I *can and I'm gonna.  :-D  Someone on MWOP has crossed my annoyance line...guess Not_who?  Oh, and by the way, if anyone wants to ban me from MWOP for posting this, go for it.  Do it with wild abandon, even!  Want to know why I'm annoyed?  Go here:  http://mwopblog.com/2011/05/convoooooy/#comment-213637100 and scroll maybe a third of the way down to find me, posting as "Lisa,  aka AP"...you know, because I hide who I am so much. Alternately, do the cntrl+F thing and type in "Lisa, aka AP" and hit the down button. It should be the first one that pops up...read that whole exchange. Dumb. Fucking. Ass.  Anyone know who Not_shelmo is or want to lay claim to being her (please, God, don't let it be someone I like, please, please, please...)?

With no further ado, I give you...humor!

Mea culpa, y'all.

I know that back when, my constant pushing of Chris (and Elizabeth) was part of the downfall of this blog.  I get it.  Really.  I screwed up royally with my constant pushing for money for them and I still feel bad about that. So, I've tried to make things right with everyone tonight.  Granted, I am not rich (<--massive understatement) and don't have a lot of money to give away, but I figured out I could suck it up and share $50 in order to try to at least show my intentions were honorable then and now.  So, in the name of all the Daisies and this blog, we're going to help a kind-looking man grow his pretty flowers.  How cool is that? No contributions needed...it's on me but for us all.  I'll post any updates I get and here's the link to our sweet new friend, Andres from Peru. :-)

Anyone want to talk about bullies?

I had a request for a post about bullying and thought it was a damn skippy good idea, what with all the WOPping drama going on lately. Never have I seen so many bullies trying to bully other bullies and then more people come in to bully *those bullies.  So, I figure we can talk about them, about bullying in general - do you think it's really possible to even stop it? - anything you like. 

So, have it or I'll hurt you.

Happy May!

Then came fair May, the fairest maid on ground,
Deck'd all with dainties of the season's pride,
And throwing flowers out of her lap around.

~Edmund Spenster

Oh, Joe...no. You didn't...?

So, I spared everyone Sunday services since no one ever cares anyway. Heathens. Goddamn heathens, the lot of you.

Anyway, did anyone actually manage to sit thorough all of Obama's speech the other night? I did but I must admit I nodded off with Joe a few times. Lord have mercy, it was dull. So, the gist of it, as I understood it, is that he's campaigning again, he needs to raises taxes a whole heckuvalot and the root of our troubles is in unfunded budget cuts. What *is an unfunded budget cut, anyway? What did y'all get out of it, if you watched? I'm just so *very disappointed in him so maybe that's coloring my view. Thoughts? Opinions? Anything?

It's Sunday morning and we have another buffet in our futures...

We *do need to supply some of these ladies with our spare pantyhose and half slips in exchange for our Fong Wong Gai this time, though.



For the record, I actually *love this video and you're welcome for having this song stuck in your heads all day. ;-)

Be good while I'm gone.

 

Alrighty, I'm out of here for a few days - am heading south.  Feel free to make up juicy stories about where I am and  the wild adventures I'm experiencing.  It'll be better than the truth, which is just some family stuff I gotta do.  C'mon, though, humor me and create a little drama while I'm gone, will you?  ;-)

Because I can.

Praise Jesus and pass that Fong Wong Gai, will you?

Ah, it *is good to be back!  It's time for everyone to put on their pantyhose and half slips because it's Sunday morning and we're all going to meet up in San Diego for church.  This is our destination...www.fcsbcsd.org.

Yes, indeedy, it's the First Chinese Southern Baptist Church of San Diego and I bet they're going to throw us a covered dish lunch...woooo!  Does it get any better? I think not.

Have lice? Need money?

You've come to the right place, because boy, do I ever have some handy info for you!
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Words I never thought I'd say, but...

...Louis Farrakhan *rocks the house here.



Interesting note:  Yesterday, youtube.com was removing this video as hard and fast as they could, citing spam, scam, and other distasteful things that were in violation of their terms of service.  I found it on youtube tonight but just in case it disappears, it can also be found here:  http://tinyurl.com/4bfzl9u (scroll down to the video)

It makes you wonder who pressured youtube to remove it initially, doesn't it?  I know it's long but it's worth it, I promise. Enjoy...and hopefully discuss.

JellO has an announcement!

Long time no see but here it is :)

So if anyone is still around there has been some shit that just has to be said about those in the internets because sometimes too much is just too god damn much and it needs to be called on!!!!

Getting pissed because someone wont use the pic of your daughter with her freaking kooter hanging out? Seriously???!!! Remember your son? Why is it he is never the focus of your life? Oh yeah he is the left over not the choice!!!

Calling an animal that will be anywhere near 150lbs a service animal? Getting that animal as a puppy and not thinking it might be freaking DANGEROUS for the person they are supposed to be servicing while it grows and goes through the puppy phases? Maybe this one will be found to be too much too and find itself locked outside to roam and then happen across the rail road tracks as well.


Yes it is a bitch post.....grrrr