Ohhh Bella I wish she would show up here running her mouth. She posted to Fellowship once cryin that for some reason people were coming to her blog from Mckmama's. I had to ignore her since we have the no attacking rule. Good for me, AP doesn't have the same rule. Hehe.
My husband wants to type something but I dont know if it is appropriate or not. I have no clue what he is going to say but since I love him and married him I have to let him have fun with my girls too I suppose LOL
Shannon, you crack me up. “When meanies online call me fat now I cant deny it...but dammit I can OWN it :)” You are so refreshingly honest and positive!
Did AP really ban Taiya? It was bound to happen eventually, I guess. Better Taiya than me! ;-)
Amy, yes the wedding is still on. But ever since I learned more about AP's religion, I'm having a hard time figuring out who can marry us. A wiccan shaman scientologist, I guess?
So who are our best sleuths from OHIH days who can crack the Krista mystery? Maybe we can hire MWOP to come investigate. She's very sharp! I'm about as sharp as a marble these days. I swear I think pre-menopause is killing my brain cells.
*****choking on Cabernet***** Oh my goodness Shannon!!! I was speeding through what I had missed and *boink, out popped your post....er, your husband's post. That was hilarious!
I didn't see the SNL skit, sounds like it was interesting!
My parents' house has a bidet, they had that particular bathroom added when the bought the house originally so I know it wasn't there before. I think it's a European thing. I don't have any bidets here, but in our house in Portugal we do.
Oh btw during basketball practice earlier tonight my principal was walking around with a mom + son, son will start at our school after March break. I spent maybe 15 seconds with him and I already *know he's going to fit in with my hooligan 6s.
Bella - LOL! Oh that brings back a memory. I was in Singapore, the restaurant toilet had all these buttons - no words. I pushed one. Yes, I am short sighted. Out came this *arm from the bowl and gaisered me with water, right in the face and the front of my white silk blouse. We were at a corporate dinner. Hair, makeup, shirt ruined. I ended up getting drunk just to get through the humiliation :-D
Not much SW - other than John Travolta is a member. I'm a quick study though. :)
Alright, still need to clean. I folded the sheets, I need to transfer laundry, clean the bedroom, kitchen and playroom. I'm not getting anywhere fast.
I told SO that my mom was coming over and the house needed to be cleaned, asked him to vacuum the kitchen and front entry way - he did but half assed did it - and didn't do a lick more and he had to be to work at 3:00. Instead he went to BW3's and played golden tee.
FT - Ummmm...I did not know how to flush it and so I stood to look at all the buttons for a flush button. I was so fascinated, thought the *arm was to clean the bowl, not the other way around :::blush:::
I have had recurring nightmares for many many years about public bathrooms. I'll be dreaming and in my dream I have to go to the bathroom, so start looking around for one. Then when I find one there is one or more of a combination of the following problems: (a) the bathroom is coed, (b) the bathroom is filthy, (c) the stalls don't have doors, and/or (d) the toilet is shaped funny so you'd have to defy gravity to use it. Oh and sometimes (e) someone I can't see ambushes me and kills me by hitting me over the head with something heavy.
Kay: oh I think I see now, the water sprayed straight up like out of the bowl (through the arm)? Oh my gosh, what else could you do but return to your table, LOL!
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 468 of 468 Newer› Newest»Ohhh Bella I wish she would show up here running her mouth. She posted to Fellowship once cryin that for some reason people were coming to her blog from Mckmama's. I had to ignore her since we have the no attacking rule. Good for me, AP doesn't have the same rule. Hehe.
Good luck tomorrow Kristin.
lol Jeanette!
Tayia says I'm cool. ::inner smile::
Oh thank god TC doesnt have my email address LOL
I have been very successful about with my 12 step program with her.
Actually, I would *love if Krista came here...sober.
I would love to know what she got, money wise. I would love to know what she thinks happened.
And mostly, I would love to know if her and GM are related.
Yeah good luck tomorrow, Kristin!
My husband wants to type something but I dont know if it is appropriate or not. I have no clue what he is going to say but since I love him and married him I have to let him have fun with my girls too I suppose LOL
Taiya. I spelt sumthing rong agin.
Oh Kristin - wishing you good karma tomorrow!
my husbands cock is so huge that sometimes i cant take it all it hurts so good
Nice Mr. Shannon!
thanks for sharing! LMAO!
Obviously my husband is not in the club with IM feeling like he has a tiny weiner LOL....he is very happy with his manly bits.
He is tickled pink that you acknowledged him LOL He is a big tough guy who is silly like a girl sometimes :)
And he pishes me for saying he is like a silly girl HEHEHEHE
I guess I should tell him that we have now killed it
lol....I'm still here, just trying to clean up. Stopped b/c the weather is on.
God Shannon, I thought Krista had hijacked your handle for a second there!
*Pepsi in my nose*
Thanks for that, Mr. Shannon! Hahaha.
I was skimming! Didn't realize that was coming. I nearly choked!
LOL No such luck my husband insisted he needed to type something. He was so pleased with himself that I didnt have the heart to delete it.
Ew... the movie I'm watching has a guy eating oysters. There is no sexy way to eat an oyster. Just no.
Hmmm... Mr. Shannon seems eager to convince us.
Almost TOO eager, kwim?
I agree FT...how does someone eat stuff that looks like snot in a sexy way?
HAHAHAHA I wont tell him that :) It would break his little heart.
Can I just publicly state that FT is the most generous of Canadian dealers.
I think perhaps she wants to get me hooked and addicted, and then will start charging me through the nose for all things Canadian.
His little ..... heart.... you say?
What is the male equivalent of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee"?
MckDaddy (ugh) is the president!
::blushing::
How many Canadian "dealers" do you have?
I need a dealer...canadian or not :(
Shannon, you crack me up. “When meanies online call me fat now I cant deny it...but dammit I can OWN it :)” You are so refreshingly honest and positive!
Did AP really ban Taiya? It was bound to happen eventually, I guess. Better Taiya than me! ;-)
Amy, yes the wedding is still on. But ever since I learned more about AP's religion, I'm having a hard time figuring out who can marry us. A wiccan shaman scientologist, I guess?
So who are our best sleuths from OHIH days who can crack the Krista mystery? Maybe we can hire MWOP to come investigate. She's very sharp! I'm about as sharp as a marble these days. I swear I think pre-menopause is killing my brain cells.
Catching up on AI: Mullet boy is sounding nasally tonight.
SW: you guys are enjoying the longest engagement *ever. What are you guys waiting for a bridal shower? You really want that dual toilet, don't you...
LOL SW you are funny...but yes I must own it now until I get it fixed LOL then I can deny it again :)
AP didnt really ban Taiya because the banning wand is truly impotent.
ROFL just read Mr. Shannon's post! Awesome!
Shannon - no secrets revealed over on BF to those who don't already know, okay? Or I'll write about your husband's large penis syndrome.
OMG FT, I'd forgotten about that (disturbing) double toilet. No no no no no!
The "Love Toilet".
Remember from SNL?
Did anybody see the SNL skit last weekend about the bidet? It tickled me. I think bidets are fascinating. Do you have a bidet, Corinne?
CK, I forgot to tell you that I had lunch at Red Robin today, and thought about you. It was good!
LOL CK I would never reveal any secrets....I can tease but secrets will never be spoken of.
After all you have dirt on me that I wouldnt want revealed there either :)
I got sprayed in the face by a bidet at a fancy hotel in Florida.
Yeah, I put my face in a bidet.
HAHAHAHA
Ok I shouldnt laugh at you Bella, I would probably do the same thing
I didn't know what it would do.
I didn't know it was a toilet geyser.
That's awesome, Bella!
Back from a late night Wal-Mart run during the season's first thunder storm.
*****choking on Cabernet***** Oh my goodness Shannon!!! I was speeding through what I had missed and *boink, out popped your post....er, your husband's post. That was hilarious!
Lucky duck Mulie....I love love love thunder storms
That crazy chick is over at MWOP now?
An awesome story, SW. Not awesome to have wet toilet water hair!!
Here is the double toilet, in all its' glory.
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/11-28-twodaloo-toilet.jpg
I didn't see the SNL skit, sounds like it was interesting!
My parents' house has a bidet, they had that particular bathroom added when the bought the house originally so I know it wasn't there before. I think it's a European thing. I don't have any bidets here, but in our house in Portugal we do.
Well she was Mulie until MWOP deleted her :)
FT, first I give you cosmic bowling. Now, the Love Toilet.
http://www.bofunk.com/video/6644/the_love_toilet.html
<<-- not looking at any toilet photos. has bathroom anxiety.
Oh btw during basketball practice earlier tonight my principal was walking around with a mom + son, son will start at our school after March break. I spent maybe 15 seconds with him and I already *know he's going to fit in with my hooligan 6s.
Shit.
SW - if you aren't going to let me marry AP, I might as well get ordained and marry you. Will that work?
Crap FT. Sorry to hear that.
Sounds possible, Kristin, but what do you know about scientology?
LOL Bella! Where is the toilet paper?
hehe. SW said "crap".
Bella - LOL! Oh that brings back a memory. I was in Singapore, the restaurant toilet had all these buttons - no words. I pushed one. Yes, I am short sighted. Out came this *arm from the bowl and gaisered me with water, right in the face and the front of my white silk blouse. We were at a corporate dinner. Hair, makeup, shirt ruined. I ended up getting drunk just to get through the humiliation :-D
Not much SW - other than John Travolta is a member. I'm a quick study though. :)
Alright, still need to clean. I folded the sheets, I need to transfer laundry, clean the bedroom, kitchen and playroom. I'm not getting anywhere fast.
I told SO that my mom was coming over and the house needed to be cleaned, asked him to vacuum the kitchen and front entry way - he did but half assed did it - and didn't do a lick more and he had to be to work at 3:00. Instead he went to BW3's and played golden tee.
KayteJ, I have friends who are *terrifed of the pay toilets in Japan for the same reasons.
You never know what is going to happen when you push a button!
Kay: what was the water supposed to do? Were you sitting? Sorry I'm trying to picture this!
Bella - Yep. My first hint in Asia should have been when I ran, on heels, to a bathroom and just about landed in the hole :-D
Kay, that's horrible!
FT - Ummmm...I did not know how to flush it and so I stood to look at all the buttons for a flush button. I was so fascinated, thought the *arm was to clean the bowl, not the other way around :::blush:::
I have had recurring nightmares for many many years about public bathrooms. I'll be dreaming and in my dream I have to go to the bathroom, so start looking around for one. Then when I find one there is one or more of a combination of the following problems: (a) the bathroom is coed, (b) the bathroom is filthy, (c) the stalls don't have doors, and/or (d) the toilet is shaped funny so you'd have to defy gravity to use it. Oh and sometimes (e) someone I can't see ambushes me and kills me by hitting me over the head with something heavy.
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FT - sorry to hear you are getting another hooligan. Crap is right SW.
Kay: oh I think I see now, the water sprayed straight up like out of the bowl (through the arm)? Oh my gosh, what else could you do but return to your table, LOL!
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