Tuesday, May 4, 2010

6PM

Last one o' the day.

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Robin said...

Oops...an "H"

Heh.

Lisa said...

There's no such thing as Pee Pie Pants. HRMPH!

twirldawg said...

I think the LOST writers are just going to kill off everyone at the end of the show.

Lisa said...

Church Lady, you're lying about those links. You did that. Repent, Sister, or Satan will steal your soul.

Lisa said...

Jill, I'm going to be more than a little pissy if they do that. I'm just warning everyone now.

Anonymous said...

What's up with the theory that Locke is God?

Anonymous said...

Hi ladies=)

I won't name names but I did think it was prudent to point out that thanks to you vile vile wenches, Chris' therapy is paid for the *entire month. His rent is paid for the 1st time since his stroke on time without late fees. ALL of his medications have been picked up from walgreens and medsavers. His new footbrace has been fitted and ordered and PAID for.

And thanks to someone who shall remain fabulous.....we went on a monster trip to HEB and fridge, freezer, and pantry are overflowing. With good healthy stuff, not the frozen cheap crap I have been very guiltily feeding him.

This is the first time since he had the stroke that we all haven't been overwhelmed by the financial pressure of supporting Chris. I simply can't thank you all enough.

Everytime in the past dew days that we have gone to pay for something, Chris has delighted in telling the cashier/pharmacist/apartment office manager how his "online sugar mommas" are supporting him in style.


Ok this is totally unrelated. But I wanted to make sure y'all knew. I can't copy and paste here for some reason but go to kxan.com and search for "cord blood". Altho it's probably on the front page still. The long & short is that these "cord blood registries" have been SELLING samples of babies blood without asking or even telling the parents. I don't have kids yet but I wanted to make sure I mentioned it here because I know many of you have babies and little ones or will be soon. If you have used one of these services, check it out and make sure the joint isn't selling your kid's DNA to be planted at some arson in 20 years. *shudder*

when I saw this on the local news the other night, I was almost sick. It's unreal that something like this could even happen.

Robin said...

The whole cord blood banking thing is a money-making scheme, IMO.

Preying on the fears of loving parents. They are despicable.

Just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Hi Elisabeth, glad to hear the good news, and ICK to the cord blood story. I am on the fence about cord blood. I *have seen where cord blood helped a sibling that had cancer, etc, but I've heard it's obscenely expensive to collect and store. And that story? Awful!

Anonymous said...

OK, NOW I am going to bed. Goodnight!

Lisa said...

"Chris has delighted in telling the cashier/pharmacist/apartment office manager how his "online sugar mommas" are supporting him in style."

I feel a little dirty now but it's okay...it's for Chris. And really, it's been awhile since I've felt dirty for anyone. It may as well be for a gay man with a limp.

This? Is some of the best news I've heard in a long time, Elisabeth. My heart is just so happy for y'all, that you can have a moment of peace after all of this worry and turmoil. :-) Now, don't talk about this again...we have shitty reputations to maintain.

Nilia said...

Banking cord blood wasn't offered to me with my first but was with my second. I declined. They sell it by marketing fear, IMO. That irritated me. So I didn't privately bank it, but it still did get used, just donated to whoever it matched I guess.

Church Lady, you were *funny tonight. Sorry you had to go.

Melissa said...

AP-so happy to hear about your a/c news! I'm glad that it worked out in your favor.

Nilia said...

That online auction was fun and I"m glad it raised enough $ for meds!

CPTwife said...

Hello you vile bunch of jazz-handing sugar mamas! I will never, ever catch up but I did want to ask if Taiya is still around. I have a little some'n some'n and I hear she is lookin' for one. Tell her to meet me in the alley behind Fat Tony's Tattoos. She should bring her ta-tas.

Lisa said...

Assilem, thanks! Don't forget, if you ever want to talk to him, let me know and I'll pass his name and number on.

Lisa said...

CPTunderpants...lol! Clever. Very clever.

PJ said...

CPTunderpants - loving it.

CPTwife said...

Underpants are much more fun than kangaroos. Do I dare ask about the origin of Pee Pie?

kristin said...

never going to catch up. Very tired but got out tonight, even if it was just for 2 hours.

Hi ladies!

kristin said...

What about Captain Kangaroo?

CPTwife said...

CKonnie Ckonehead...too funny! My husband just asked me about this blog. How do you explain it? LOL

PJ said...

Lately it's been an intergenerational SNL reunion.

Lisa said...

Goodnight, She-Ra and glad you were able to get out. :-)

Pee pie? You know, peek-a-boo. Some people spell it peep eye, I think, which probably makes more sense but in the south it's pee pie. Now I know you've played pee pie with your kids!

CPTwife said...

I have played peek-a-boo but never, ever pee pie. I've never heard it called that. I don't think we could use that in my house since I'm up to my eyeballs in pee. Let's just say that potty training hasn't been real pleasant.

PJ said...

Peek-a-boo in the midwest.

I played it with my friend Little Petey Pee Cup on Sunday morning.

Melissa said...

You're explanation is hilarious, Pee Pie. I thought that it was just another thing that my mother-in-law mispronounced because she teaches all the grandkids pee pie too. Hmph!

Robin said...

I came across the lyrics to Leonard Cohen's "Anthem" this weekend. I liked it. So I thought I'd share. This is the chorus:


Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.


Love it. :)

Goodnight!

CPTwife said...

I feel like I'm at a masquerade party. I've figured a few out but I'm stuck on Assilem and She-Ra. Hmmm....

Angie said...

Pee Pie! I totally used to do that with babies I babysat, and completely forgot! Cute!

So, no spoilers but . . .

(a) LOST - cried like a baby

(b) GLEE - laughed like a hyena. (Is that the right way to spell hyena? Looks funny.) Holy crap, perfect episode for "my" generation

(c) AI - Loved Lee! Liked Crystal. Was worried enough for her to vote about 40 times.

Rhys, I had no idea that Lia's O2 was improving so much! That's fantastic! Such great news. Thank you for sharing!

Melissa said...

CPT-you don't have your backwords reading glasses, huh?

tumbleweedgirl said...

sw

we've been cord free for a while now. who couldn't love that little face, especially now that it's cord-free and sun soaked? (:

we feel so super fortunate.

. said...

What's up, peeps?
Vile blast from your past reporting for duty!

Angie said...

You're stuck on Assilem? Did you pick up on Nitsirk yesterday?

I have no idea who She-Ra is.

I'd like to think that some of our missing SIP friends are stopping by incognito to stick their toes in. But that may just be wishful thinking on my part.

kristin said...

night ladies, maybe one of these days I will catch up and be able to join in the convo, or at least figure out who the hell some of you are. CPT - I sent you an e-mail, not sure if you check that account though.

PJ said...

http://tinyurl.com/25v748n

Petey P. Cup - for real. Beloved Twin Cities icon. (Not)

Friends have a little baby named Pete. I call him Petey P. Cup in honor of the specimen cup.

Angie said...

Atsirk! Hi! We've missed you!

kristin said...

SW - I was a platypus last night ;)

Now I'm going to bed.

PJ said...

Or some missing OHIH friends?

PJ said...

TWG - yea for Lia!

. said...

Just watched AI. Go Crystal! Lee rocked, too.

Haven't watched Lost yet, going to do that soon. Will you all stone me if I admit I look forward to Tuesdays for The Hills and The City also? I can't help it!

Lisa said...

"You're stuck on Assilem? Did you pick up on Nitsirk yesterday?"

This, coming from the woman who didn't get .ARAT notamole. :-D

PJ said...

Next thing you know, Now will be stopping by. And MG.

. said...

Well, Howdy SW! How are things in the South?

CPTwife said...

Doh! I'm a little slow on the uptake.

kristin said...

Now....lmao!

love the cone!

Night...I will work on a new alter ego for tomorrow. :)

. said...

LOL Pee Pie!

.ARAT was a tough one indeed!

CKonehead, who is Now and MG?

Lisa said...

Oh. My. God.

ROFLMAO!!!

PJ said...

That would be OAMLFOR, PP.

(your initials are a palindrome)

CPTwife said...

Atsirk...LMAO! OMG...the pic too!

Muliebrity said...

So bloated.

Angie said...

Wait? TARA! OHHHHHH! ::blushing furiously::

. said...

G'Night She-Ra!
I have to admit, I love all these disguises. I do miss CK though. Has anyone seen her lately?

Lisa said...

Atsirk, you win. You win it all.

. said...

We forgive you, SW. We hear things move a little slower down in your parts. Especially people that may or may not be elected Governor.

Lisa said...

"Wait? TARA! OHHHHHH! ::blushing furiously::"

Lol, the . gives it away every time.

. said...

Oh, did I win a prize? Is it an internet card?

Angie said...

Please tell us where that picture came from Atsirk! Fantastic!

. said...

Um, it's mine, Duh! Don't you remember when I shared it with you?

Lisa said...

"Oh, did I win a prize? Is it an internet card?:

No, you win $600 from Sue in Tokyo. Again. You know, since you never got it the first time.

Melissa said...

SW-I'm blushing right along with you. I figured it out by trial of elimination. I only just now got the ARAT part. Doh!!

. said...

Oh, maybe you missed it. I took it down about 30 minutes after I shared it. Worried someone might call me out on my shit.

. said...

Oh, sweet. That will really help me out.
Thanks Sue!

. said...

I don't remember who has the name Assilem when it's not backwards. The juvenile in me just laughs at "ass".

Angie said...

Lord, AP, that is funny. And will likely win us all another two weeks of "fame" on FWOP! Woohoo!

Melissa said...

Trial of elimination? Geez...must be getting past my bedtime.

. said...

FWOP should donate her proceeds to us to give back to Sue.

Lisa said...

"Trial of elimination? Geez...must be getting past my bedtime."

Sure. It's like the Trail Of Tears, only with dead Daisies. Alternately, someone has the shits and is going commando. Take your pick.

Muliebrity said...

Sue is a sweet kind soul, so I'm sure she won't mind if the money is passed to Chris!

Lisa said...

SW, I reckon we'll wind up on FWOP one way or another. We may as well make it good. We could talk shit about Chris, too...it's ugly to pick on queerples, right?

. said...

"Alternately, someone has the shits and is going commando. Take your pick."

Bah! Hahahahahaha!

. said...

Sue is a kind, sweet soul. Has anyone had any contact with her?

Erin said...

<--- should be in bed. Laughing too hard.

PJ said...

I'm just sitting in the corner laughing. I was on my way to bed and then I somehow ended up in a dark alley behind a motel.

Erin said...

Sue in Tokyo, or of the monkey?

Angie said...

You have your laptop to keep you warm, though, right, CK?

. said...

LOL CKonehead. I find that happens to me all the time.

PJ said...

Yes, SW. And lots of candles.

. said...

Hi EL! Good to see you!

Lisa said...

Atsirk, as an aside, you really are lovely, even with the funny face you are making. Very exotic. Part Asian, maybe? Filipino on your father's side, perhaps?

Lisa said...

I have makeup...who wants to be a stripper?

. said...

Well, thank you Pee. I think I have relatives in California, maybe they could help me figure it out.

PJ said...

PP, Can I be a nanny by day and a bartender by night first?

Erin said...

Don't forget those drink recipes. They should ward off the chill.

. said...

Oh! I can apply really awesome stripper make-up! I'll be happy to help!

Lisa said...

Most certainly, CKonnie Ckonehead.

Angie said...

Ya'll are making me homesick for OHIH. I liked the drink recipes. Pee Pie never gives us drink recipes. :-(

. said...

I know of this really great mascara, if only I hadn't spent my last few dollars to make an orange sign to hang on my neighbors dog, I could go buy some now.

PJ said...

Once I go off my meds, I can try stripping.

Lisa said...

"Well, thank you Pee. I think I have relatives in California, maybe they could help me figure it out."

Maybe, but didn't you say you can't go to them, that you need to be available in case the ex wants you back?

. said...

SW OHIH was a great hang out in its glory days right?

Muliebrity said...

Good night, vile wenches! I need to go soak my stretch marks. That Israeli sales man is supposed stop by and rub me down with Dead Sea Salt Scrub.

. said...

Yeah, he might. You just never know with some people.

Angie said...

It really was, Atsirk. You'll always have that.

<<--still a little weepy from LOST

. said...

I think you have that backwards, CKonehead. Isn't it, once I stop taking my meds I can QUIT stripping?

PJ said...

Atsirk,
I didn't know your neighbors had a dog.

Angie said...

I *knew you were into that guy, Mulie! You protested too much.

Erin said...

Atsirk- You are a nanny? I would hire you in a heartbeat. You seem like the stable, levelheaded type.

. said...

Mulie! RV is coming over to run you with Dead Sea Salts?

. said...

I'll keep that special time tucked away in my storage shed forever, SW. *passes tissues*

PJ said...

Presciption meds, Atsirk. Once I go off my prescription meds, I can start stripping.

Lisa said...

Goodnight, Mulie, but be careful with the Dead Sea Salt guy. He's probably a Jew.

SW, buck up, Honey.

Muliebrity said...

"Ya'll are making me homesick for OHIH. I liked the drink recipes. Pee Pie never gives us drink recipes. :-("

I know! GayP is awfully stingy with the drink recipes.

I just realized the irony of the drink recipes from the alcoholic and the tongue recipes from the lesbian.

. said...

No, I used to be. I'm not as stable as I seem, the night is young.

. said...

Oh right. I always forget about those "legal" pills people take. My bad!

Erin said...

"Goodnight, Mulie, but be careful with the Dead Sea Salt guy. He's probably a Jew."
LOLOL.

. said...

Err, typo on above post.
run=rub

Lisa said...

"I just realized the irony of the drink recipes from the alcoholic and the tongue recipes from the lesbian."

It's the will of John Locke. Um. No, I mean God.

. said...

"Goodnight, Mulie, but be careful with the Dead Sea Salt guy. He's probably a Jew."

CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING!!!

PJ said...

Atsirk - are you pleased tonight? You know, to be visiting here?

PJ said...

As much as I'd rather not, I must leave now and rest my weary head....

Some of us have jobs to go to in the morning.

. said...

Well, I'm off to do something super secret.

Be well!

. said...

I am pleased, so great to see everyone.

Angie said...

You bitches are all on my list. Each and every one of you.

PJ said...

Certainly not me?

::hides in the secret place behind the wall::

Muliebrity said...

If I were at all opposed to Jews, would I feel pressured to buy over priced body scrubs from an Israeli who offered to rub it all over by body? I doubt it.

. said...

Anne I have some good hiding places. I get awesome WiFi signals in them, too.

Shannon said...

OMG you girls are a freaking hoot tonight

Lisa said...

"You bitches are all on my list. Each and every one of you."

I'm so fucked, considering they're John Locke's chosen people and all.

Lisa said...

*wails*

Hopes I blend in.

Shannon said...

Pee Pie you should be used to being fucked by now :)

Lisa said...

The hell, Shannon? Lol, I might be insulted!

Shannon said...

well everything is ultimately your fault you know

Oopsie Daisy said...

**new post up**

Shannon said...

I dont mean to insult u

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