Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cinco de Mayo recipe!

Since we're on a drink kick and it's May 5th, here you go!


Lemon-Lime Mojito Cocktail
1 pkt. (makes 2 qt. drink) or 2 pkt. (makes 1 qt. drink each) CRYSTAL LIGHT Lemonade Flavor Drink Mix*
2-1/2 cups  water
1/2 cup rum
6 mint sprigs
3 cups club soda
6 lime slices

Make It!


EMPTY contents of drink mix packet into large plastic or glass pitcher. Add water and rum; stir until drink mix is completely dissolved.
ADD mint. Refrigerate until ready to serve.
STIR in club soda. Serve over ice cubes in tall glasses. Add lime slice to each glass.
*NOTE: CRYSTAL LIGHT Packets come in two sizes. Please note packet size before preparing recipe.

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John Locke said...

lunch break on the island.
smoke monsters get hungry too

Anonymous said...

Lutefisk:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk

Grandma Mazur said...

Slippin' in to say hi while I renew my Guns & Ammo sub. What's new?

Bill Lumbergh said...

That sounds interesting Holly.
Thanks! You can take the afternoon off from TPS reports, mmkay?

Magnum, PI said...

I heard something vile was going on over here, so I came over (shirtless and wet, of course) to investigate.

Grandma Mazur said...

Well, fuck me. FLOP banned me from commenting.

Grandma Mazur said...

--rubs all up on Magnum--

Bill Lumbergh said...

I need a coffee refill. Gotta go find Peter and make sure he's not playing Tetris at his desk.

AsunciĆ³n Maria-Lupe de Pastel said...

"I am unbinding my hair, shaking it loose and letting it flow free."

Have you touched your roots up recently? If not, the effect just isn't going to be the same.

Grandma Mazur! Been to any good funerals lately?

Magnum, PI said...

GM, I'd fuck you anytime.

Grandma Mazur said...

MPI - you are a naughty, naughty PI. I like it.

Bill Lumbergh said...

*Perks* Well, Hello Magnum. How's your PI lately?

Anonymous said...

Magnum, please, be respectful. You are surrounded by prude ladies here.

Milton said...

Yowza, Magnum, you are looking mighty fine these days!

Robin in Montana said...

Good lord, I am lost with all these names. lol. I don't want any lutefisk, but mexican sounds pretty good right now.

Magnum, PI said...

It's greeeat. And, yes, GM...I am a naughty one! ;)

Grandma Mazur said...

I just want to say that while I love the adoration, I'm not really *THE* real GM.

Magnum, PI said...

Milton,

Magnum *ALWAYS* looks good.

Anonymous said...

Lutefisk looks gross.

Milton said...

::sweating profusely over the Magnum photo::

Bill Lumbergh said...

Magnum-your man hair is much greater than I remember it being. I'm a little bit jealous.

Magnum, PI said...

*stretching*

I have lots of man hair because I am *all man baby.

Imelda Marcos said...

Good afternoon fine ladies.
Does anyone need any shoes?

Bill Lumbergh said...

Hi Imelda. Do you work for me? Are your TPS reports done?

Shannon said...

I saw Zimmern on food network do a thing about Lutefisk once.....honestly dont know how anyone could ever eat that stuff YUCK!!!


Magnum.....what ya packin you naughty hairy thing you?

Imelda Marcos said...

No, Mr. Lumbergh I don't work for you.

I heard my old neighbor is up to her old hi-jinx again though

Milton said...

Sorry about your old neighbor, Imelda. Why now just throw a spiked heel at her temple?

Imelda Marcos said...

Well, Milton, in my old age my aim is a little off.
Your red Swingline might do the trick though.

Milton said...

Hell yes, the Swingline is an accurate tool. Or I could set something on fire for you.

Magnum, PI said...

Shannon,

A 357 baby. Oh, and some silly string.

Margaret said...

Eating my cinco de mayo lunch.

I love the names!

Shannon said...

OOOOOO 357, silly string, and death by high heel now this is vile housewives at its best.

Margaret said...

I'm a hairy men hater but damn Magnum - I love you your hairy chested bastard!

Milton said...

Shannon - they are messing with the wrong crowd, I'll tell ya!

Magnum, PI said...

I would like some tequila for this wonderful day. Body shots, ladies? ;-)

Anne FranCK said...

Once again, FlopHouse is incorrect - those are not all my MP.

Fail.

Shannon said...

Milton they have already stated that we are a scary lot who will take down those who try to mess with or leave us.....hello this is a gang mother f'ers!!!

Grandma Mazur said...

I'm glad I'm packin', given the lot I've taken up with 'round here.

Magnum, PI said...

Shannon,

A very (un)wise woman once said that we should make love, not war, and something about peace love and understanding, yadda, yadda yadda. Oh, yeah. Then she stole a bunch of money. The end.

Anne FranCK said...
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Margaret said...

I'd like a retraction - my blog is not dark I just don't have anything interesting to say.

Milton said...

God Magnum, I love when you talk like that!

Robin in Montana said...

Margaret - what are you having for Cinco de Mayo lunch? I emailed Kelly and said if wants to worship together tonight that perhaps a trip to the attempt that is mexican food restaurant might be in order for dinner tonight. I am not above threats. ::nod::

Shannon said...

Dont lie Anne you know that they have super sleuthed you right out of hiding!!! You have been exposed woman just accept it....now get in line!



Yes I kid

Anonymous said...

Anne - I am very disappointed in what the world of investigative "journalism" has come to. Very disappointed.

Margaret said...

Grandma Mazur is making me nervous - I can't figure out whether she's sleeping or dead.

Grandma Mazur said...

To Margaret: Why does it need to be one or the other????

Margaret said...

RiM - burrito and salad :)

Bill Lumbergh said...

Magnum, you have it out of order. She stole money first, THEN had a change of heart... love not war, bygones be bygones, all that stuff. Giving away a copy of Lightroom totally makes up for stealing money from hard working folks and trying to smear their names out of spite, right?

Robin in Montana said...

Margaret - thank you. :-) I feel this is a very mundane conversation in light of all the super-sleuth antics going on. lol.

Magnum, PI said...

Oh, right right Bill. Cause ya know, talking to yourself instead of making friends on the internets is so much more fun!

Bill Lumbergh said...

You're right Magnum. Aside from you, all these people are really me. I'm talking to myself over here.

Art Vandalay said...

Why was there even a middle man and an accountant involved?

Grandma Mazur said...

I am feeling a little bit pissed off that none of you care that my innocent Grandma-self has been banned from commenting at FLOP. Where's the respect for elders, damn you?

*really (not) Krista said...

Hey, lovin' the drink recipes...has anyone seen my grandpa?

Regina Phalange said...

Good morning. Seems like you guys were having fun last night, glad to hear it :)

What's new?

Bill Lumbergh said...

I think it's great you were banned! Now maybe you won't click her site and earn her money from the ads! :o)

Why'd you get banned?

Regina Phalange said...

Oh bother, Krista's back.

Hahaha.

Regina Phalange said...

GM- What'd you do?

Bill Lumbergh said...

YES! The Pabst picture!

Morning Regina!

*really (not) Krista said...

It's ok GM, the flop said you can send all your info to their other flop blog, cause you know they have mpd worse than anyone else!

Milton said...

Vandalay Industries....Vandalay Industries!!!!!

Sorry Gma Mazur, feeling a little self pity today?

*really (not) Krista said...

RP, you made THE LIST! congrats! I've been trying for a week now, and I can't seem to.

cat in the hat said...

wow, all these men have invaded, or were you all secretly men all along?

*worries*

anne franck

do you have *more* MPs?

i have another sort of addiction:
i really really have a crush on this guy. he's awesome. he's my husband. i suppose that's not a very good confession.

what's this with secret accountants? i could use one to help me count the obsidian. i'm hiding it away for the end of the world

Grandma Mazur said...

I don't know why I got banned, Bill. I was just trying to get informed.

Grandma Mazur said...

I have a lot of information, only I can't remember any of it. Damn it all, anyway.

Regina Phalange said...

Ya, that list is bullshit. Whatever, dude. If that blog is making the crazies feel better, then more power to'em. I'm. Not. Clicking.

Shannon said...

OOOOOOO I love obsidian.....And I am schooling to become an accountant...coincidence maybe?

Art Vandalay said...

Art's getting angry - cannot. achieve. screenshot.

cat in the hat said...

shannon

there ar NO coincidences. i am convinced the stars aligned. i mean, this obsidian is everywhere. when we go on walks, it's in the gravel, in the dirt, it's everywhere.

Milton said...

Art just went third person on us....

cat in the hat said...

art did not take his meds, that's why the persona is starting to shred before our eyes.

Robin in Montana said...

Lost in the whole obsidian discussion. I have a couple of obsidian arrowheads and a scraper I found as a kid (on our ranch, not on public ground, people). Does that count?

Art Vandalay said...

Art heard that!

*really (not) Krista said...

This motel 6 is just not up to my well bred standards. I think I'm going to stay at the Hilton. Could you lovely ladies please send my grandmother some money via western union?

cat in the hat said...

art

i'd like to stage an intervention with obsidian and chanting.

Imelda Marcos said...

Art the best way to get a screen shot is to take a picture of it with your camera.

Milton said...

::Handing Art a shot off of Magnum's chest::

Art Vandalay said...

Art's getting frustrated!

Bill Lumbergh said...

"I have a lot of information, only I can't remember any of it."

Thanks a lot you old hag. I just spit coffee all over these TPS reports.

Sorry Krista. That gravy boat has sailed. I think Inetech is hiring though. How are you with printers and "load PC" error messages?

Milton said...

<----has no idea what obsidian is

Grandma Mazur said...

It's volcanic glass/rock, you knucklehead!

Milton said...

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

Milton said...

It sounded like a video game to me, sheeeesh!

Bill Lumbergh said...

Yeeeeaaaah. Good luck with that Milton, mmmkay?

Regina Phalange said...

General Question: How certain are you (any of you) that fwop is run by our dear old friend, GM?

*really (not) Krista said...

Bill,

I'd love to "load PC" up in here ;) oh yeah. We could roll a joint, and get *REALLY kinky. I'll even wear my Motel 6 pasties for fun. Maybe he'd even like a 3some with my grammie...

Art Vandalay said...

Obsidian is good for lancing boils, or so my physician Dr. Von Nostrand tells me.

*really (not) Krista said...

Regina,

There has been certain details I've seen that VERY few people are privvy to...the list of folks who it *could be is short, and she is on that list.

Art Vandalay said...

PC/RV was here last night - he's no stranger to funky town.

Milton said...

hey, Not Krista, could you pass me a PBR?

Regina Phalange said...

I'm just wondering...

Checking out her business website now....

For no reason other than she's a complete whackadoo.....

Bill Lumbergh said...

*raises hand for Regina* I do believe she has an accomplice. I won't say her name...

Hey, what's the name of that lady who used to be on SNL and she does a fantastic Sarah Palin impression?

Regina Phalange said...

*allegedlly

ahem....

*really (not) Krista said...

Careful, there Regina, she's got a tracker on you now! She's (not) crafty like that.

Milton said...

Tina Fey

Regina Phalange said...

Tina Fey, why?

Regina Phalange said...

That's why I said ALLEGEDLY. Sheesh. :)

*really (not) Krista said...

Bill, do you mean moi?

Art Vandalay said...

Art's going to find some more internet crumbs to nosh on - later freaks!

Regina Phalange said...

Bill, can you give me a rhymes with?

Grandma Mazur said...

Bill, it's Tina Fey.

*really (not) Krista said...

Milton,

::passing PBR:: there ya go. You might want to go down to the basement to drink that. Don't want the Bobs to see it.

Grandma Mazur said...

Sonuvabitch, someone beat me to it.

Milton said...

Tina Fey impersonates Sarah Palin on SNL, sorry RP! That was for my buddy Bill, up there. So I won't have to work on Saturday in the boiler room.

Bill Lumbergh said...

TINA! That's it. TINA is her name.






Talking about the SNL person, of course.

Shannon said...

Those are all wild allegations!!!


I have a confession to make.


I am the admin and all of the personalities on FWOP.

*hangs head in shame*

Yes it is none other than I...I have a lot of anger and self loathing due to my pathetic existence and massive addictions.

Regina Phalange said...

Bill, ohhh, of COURSE!

Wait, who IS that?

*really (not) Krista said...

Milton,

I think you need *HUGS*

Milton said...

Little slow there Gma!

Bill Lumbergh said...

Oh Regina. I wish I didn't know. She definitely DOES NOT have upper management written all over her.

Geraldo Rivera said...

Folks, I heard there are some mysteries here that are hard to crack and you could use my help. I've had great success in the past, barring that one small vault incident, and I'm here to get my investigative team on the job. Craig, Greta, where are you?

Bill Lumbergh said...

Shannon, I'm very disappointed in you. Down to the basement with Milton! I expect you here on Saturday and Sunday, mmkay?

Milton said...

::slamming first PBR, ready for another::

Bill Lumbergh said...

Geraldo! Happy Cinco, buddy! Nice 'stache.

Milton said...

LOL - Oh Geraldo, where have you been thru all of this?!

*really (not) Krista said...

Regina,

Check you twatter DM's.

Bill Lumbergh said...

I'm very disappointed in myself. All my little employers are out of the house, I mean office, this morning and what do I do? Goof off with you dorks.

Regina Phalange said...

noooooooo!!!!!

Geraldo Rivera said...

Thanks, Bill. The ladies like it. It makes them think I'm a porn star. I investigated and found that out.

Milton, I've been in Nashville, investigating who started the flood and determining what is in the back broom closet at the Grand Old Opry.

The One Who Doesn't LiCKe FoCKs said...

Singing off for now you freaks.

Nancy said...

I saw your 'stache signal and came right away, Geraldo.

Geraldo Rivera said...

Regina, what's wrong? Did you find Greta?

Nancy said...

Regina, what's wrong?

Nancy said...

That's what I was thinking, Geraldo.

Geraldo Rivera said...

Nancy, it's good to see you. I can use the help. Did you find a bombshell tonight?

Regina Phalange said...

So.....

Does anyone know why Tina Fey left SNL? Was there some sort of falling out?

*really (not) Krista said...

Regina doesn't like fox either, I guess.

Regina Phalange said...

Umm... At first I had NO CLUE what you were talking about, Geraldo. Ha!

*r(n)K No, no I do not.

Geraldo Rivera said...

Nancy, I'll go search debris for Regina. You go find out if she was kidnapped from a Piggly Wiggly.

Kitty Kelley said...

Hello, I am currently writing an expose about you evil ladies.
Anyone have any dish? Everything will be kept confidential of course.

*really (not) Krista said...

Ladies (and all you hot men),

Did you know we're fuming today? HAHA. I thought we were just steamy from Magnum visiting.

Nancy said...

Probably because SNL sucks. Everything on NBC sucks, bunch of flaming liberals!

Robin in Montana said...

Geraldo. I love you and your Nashvillian investigative ways.

Nancy said...

I'm om it Gerlado. Can't stay long, my #1 rated show will be on air soon, I can't miss my daily dose of lashing out at invited guests.

The One Who Doesn't LiCKe FoCKs said...

Damn Freudian slip there.

Singing = Signing

Geraldo Rivera said...

:: wiggles 'stache at Robin ::

Geraldo Rivera said...

Nancy, be sure you wear your handcuff necklace. It can be your special sign to us that you've found out something big. A big bombshell.

*really (not) Krista said...

Geraldo,

You are making me hot. Would you like a 3some with my Grammie?

Grandma Mazur said...

:::hoists folding chair and glares at RiM in preparation for a duel for Geraldo::::

Geraldo Rivera said...

Fuming? Who is fuming? :: 'stache quirk ::
That might be a natural gas leak in a trashy area of town. I'm going to put on a casual shirt, muss my hair up and go investigate.

Shannon said...

I am glad to know that we have someone monitoring our moods here today....what would we do if we didnt know that we were angry and now fuming?


I mean HELLO we have had two men with sexstaches show up on our sight...I thought we were steamy with the heat in the room not fuming with anger.

Regina Phalange said...

Beyond confused over here....

Geraldo Rivera said...

Grandma and not Krista, go get in the big Fox News van over there :: points with 'stache :: and we'll discuss it after I've been excitedly in front of as many cameras as I can find. 2-3 minutes, tops.

Geraldo Rivera said...

I found an old diet Pepsi can under a Mazda!
I have some theories.

Grandma Mazur said...

Geraldo--hurry up. These Depends aren't made like they used to be.

Anonymous said...

It's not lupus.

Geraldo Rivera said...

I sent the Pepsi can to Quantic for testing, Grandma Mazur. In the meantime, let's me and go find a funeral and speculate as to what killed the person. Even if we know, let's still speculate. Can someone bring Craig and Greta?

Geraldo Rivera said...

Shit, I sent the can to the wrong place. It should have gone to Quantico. Now I'll never live this down, either.

Geraldo Rivera said...

House, could it have been psychosomatic?

Grandma Mazur said...

:::clears throat::: What's going on in my Depends is most definitely NOT psychosomatic.....

Dr. Drew said...

Are we talking internet addictions here, insecurities, alcohol?

I think I can help.

*really (not) Krista said...

Dr. House,

I've had this really strange rash, itch, and discharge...you know..."down there". Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

Geraldo - Psychosomatic...are you an idiot?

That's okay. We all make mistakes. We all pay a price too, though.

Think harder.

Regina Phalange said...

Ohhh, good gravy. Mck's switching her blog to wordpress at somepoint today, no time give, not even a ballpark!, and I guess the comments won't carry over so she's having a contest (SUPRISE!) for the first person to post the first comment EVER on her new blog. She even suggested people refresh the page, because the new design might have gone live and they may still be looking at a cached version of her old blog.

Inconcievable.

Grandma Mazur said...

Dr. Drew, I haven't had a man in quite some time. Can you help with that?

Anonymous said...

*really (not) Krista - Ever heard of STD's?

That's what I thought.

On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend you avoid sex for the rest of your days. There are enough morons on this Earth.

Dr. Drew said...

RP - JM knows her hits are in trouble and she needs to start getting clicks for the next mortgage payment. She is addicted to herself, I think.

*really (not) Krista said...

Dr. House,

I am not sure what I should do about the itch...I was reading here about a yogurt tampon...think that will help? No worries on the reproducing thing, I can barely take care of myself without help from the internet friends I've made.

Regina Phalange said...

Dr. Drew, you are my favorite and once, I even spoke with you on Love Line.

I don't know, but what she just wrote, about refreshing and checking in several times a day, if I were one of her many adoring fans that would certainly give me pause. She didn't even give a suggested time, like she really doesn't know when the switch is to be made. I don't believe it. I don't believe her.

Anonymous said...

*really (not) Krista - Yeah. Yoghurt tampons...

::rolls eyes and hands her an antibiotics prescription::

Next time you come, make sure you ask for Dr Foreman. He'll take good care of you.

Buh-bye.

Geraldo Rivera said...

I wonder if Ms. McKinney will have those comments in a vault?

Dr. Drew said...

I think I can help, I hope you don't mind some twitching or withdrawals from some of my patients, er, I mean, some of my friends I can hook you up with.

Evil Lady said...

Getting late Dr.Drew. Just sayin'!

Robert Stack said...

Does anyone need help with an Unsolved Mystery?

Dr. Drew said...

Robert! You showed up just in time. I must get going to the next group therapy session. This should be a doozy too - multiple personalities!

I'll check in with later after the meds have been distributed.

Have fun!

Evil Lady said...

Dr. D- hope those personalities had a god day!

*really (not) Krista said...

Dr. Drew,

I would *love to hook up with some of your friends. At the same time. Group session, you said?

Robin in Montana said...

This makes me all very tired. I want the old Daisies back, the flophouse be damned!

Anonymous said...

Dr House is going to watch - not General Hospital- but Law & Order:CI.

He wishes you all a good afternoon and won't be back tomorrow. You are all too stupid.

Corinne, however, will gladly chat with y'all tomorrow.

Robert Stack said...

RiM, The disappearance of the Daisies is a mystery that needs to be solved.

Evil Lady said...

As long as that damn Enniroc talks the right way, i will look forward to seeing her. Sweet Dreams Dr. House.

Margaret said...

I'm with you RiM - all of this hatefulness isn't good for my depends budget!

Alien said...

I have all the daisies. I am taking them to my planet where we will have interspecies sexual relations to create a vile super-race of daisy aliens.

Robert Stack said...

Maybe I'm not Robert Stack. Maybe I am Robert StaCK.

Regina Phalange said...

Uh-oh this is seewious!

Evil Lady said...

Come on now. Why do we have to have alien sex. i don't wanna ::whines::

Robert Stack said...

Then again, maybe I am NOT Robert StaCK. I am sure F-flop solve this mystery.

Anemone Pie said...

Hello! :-)

Shannon said...

OH great another alleged CK alias....

Anemone Pie said...

Evil Lady, ET's finger glowed. Maybe other parts would, too...?

Shannon said...

And now someone is impersonating AP

Alien said...

AP,

They ALL glow, and grow! >:)

Anemone Pie said...

It's probably Cheryl impersonating me. We're a lot alike.

Anemone Pie said...

Alien, you look like my lamp...his name is Dink.

Pyscho Granny Killer said...

add another alias to my profile, please.

Alien said...

You can call me whatever you'd like. I will take all of you daisies to the mothership and far away from all this nonsense.

Jill said...

I think Alien is praying on my fear of aliens.

Stinky Cheese Man said...

Wait! I think I like this guy better! What'da ya'll think about the STINKY CHEESE MAN?

Margaret said...

I don't know why I wasn't taken - I live for a good anal probing...

Stinky Cheese Man said...

Oh, Jill, I didn't know you have a fear of aliens. :( Go away you stinky alien!

Alien said...

Jill,

I can leave you behind to warn the others, since you are askeered of me.

Stinky Cheese Man said...

Margaret!

Laugh.
Out.
Loud.

cat in the hat said...
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special agent gibbs said...

secret identity all sorted out:

someone mentioned quantico and investigations.

i'm here to help. is there a marine involved?

Muliebrity said...

Anyone ever use one of those Shark steam mop things?

Stinky Cheese Man said...

Mulie- I'm looking into getting one of those! The dude keeps seeing that infomercial and is kind of obsessed.

Robin in Montana said...

Mulie - no? I had a Shark steam cleaner thing that I loved muchly,but not the floor mop.

Grandma Mazur said...

Anal probings? Someone mention anal probings?

Alien said...

Margaret,

I'll be back for you soon. Anal probe at the ready.

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