Sunday, May 9, 2010

Hijacked.

This is CKanine and I've hijacked this blog.
I am fearsome and vile and I have a message for my mama's naysayers...
Take THIS, peoples:

37 comments:

Southern Woman said...

Hahahahaha! Awesome, CK!

Happy Mother's Day to all you Moms! And special hugs for CK today. (((CK)))

Muliebrity said...

It appears I have taken one of your haters down, CK! Blogger has confirmed that someone did indeed hack into my blog to create that vile CKWOP blog. They were able to permanently shut it down, but the great news is:
I have an offer from someone to buy that blog! All I had to do was give them my Social Security number, bank account number, and paypal information! They are located in the Philippines, so it apparently can't be used in the US anymore. This is what they have told me and I, of course, trust everyone that sends me an unsolicited offer of money in the internets!

Anonymous said...

Good morning and happy Mother's day to all women, as we are all moms to someone, human, furry, or someone not related at all!

Hope everyone has a great day :)

Southern Woman said...

Morning Bella, and good point about moms. Happy Cat Mother's Day to me!

Mulie, you crack me up, even though you are a right wing nutjob orchid, and not even a daisy.

Trudy said...

Happy Mother's day everyone. I'm going to sit around a pout today because I want my Mommy.

Erin Lutz said...

Lol CK.

Hugs to CK and Trudy, RiM, and all others who miss their Mama's.

Happy Mother's day to all the girlies. Mothers listen to you whine, and complain, give you advice, and make you smile. So...you all fall into that category!

Southern Woman said...

Trudy, you deserve to pout. I'm sorry you are without your mother.

So who watched SNL last night? It was all about the Daisies! The "yeasty muffin" bit and the census worker sketch were about Mulie, the "Lesbian" sketch about our beloved lesbians, and there were a lot of old people jokes for us old hags! I thought Betty White was terrific.

Anonymous said...

I thought she was great, too, SW. *Loved her as McGruber's grandmother! "We called him Poopcasso!"

Muliebrity said...

I think the SNL writers have been lurking!

Muliebrity said...

Cheer up, Trudy! I wanted to let you and Margaret know that my packages came yesterday! Thank you, ladies very much. Trudy, did you ask me a question about ear rings the other day? I don't remember what you asked, but you did send me 3 pairs of earrings and I will be happy to send you whatever you need back.

Trudy said...

Mulie. i wanted to send you a extra pair. but when i was matching up the earrings i had at home i found a miss matched pair and was worried you got a non matching pair.

Karen said...

Morning Daisys - Happy Mothers Day! For all the mom's without their mother's around I'm thinking of you! Where my mom lives in the senior citizens apartment, they had a "daughter's" breakfast yesterday - they said not all of us are moms and most of us don't have our mom's but we are ALL daughters so they celebrated! I thought that was a cute idea!

My youngest and her son and step sister spent the night last night - we stayed up til 3 am playing Uno and Bullshit! I slept in til 11 and got up to fresh coffee cake baked by Patti, and now everyone left to do some running around, and left me here to shower and get ready - all the kids/grands are coming over today for a bbq around 5! Its chilly out today but the sun is shining so it should be alot of fun!! Off to shower (and sshhhhh - gonna clean a little bit!!) and wait for everyone to show up! At least I don't have to cook today!!

I hope everyone enjoys their day whatever they do!

Anemone Pie said...

I'm most definitely sending a happy Mother's Day to all the fur-baby moms, too. You have to clean up icky shit, share your bed and put up with nonsense just like human-baby moms do. :-)

Okay, new a/c is in and running like a top! I made us all a late breakfast of eggs, biscuits, slices tomatoes and souse...mmmm...and I'm thinking a nap is in order now.

Anemone Pie said...

{{{Trudy}}}, big hugs to you, too, for missing your mom today.

Mulie, good for them for getting a great deal on the flowers!

See y'all later.

Southern Woman said...

Yay for the new A/C AP!

Karen, have a great time with your family! Ya'll always do seem to have such fun. The daughter's breakfast is a great idea!

KaytieJ said...

Enjoy your new AC AP.

Happy Mothers Day to EVERYONE- you too Chris. We all have it in us somehow, someway. Jae, very special hugs.
I am missing my mom something fierce, she was my best buddy. I know she is at Peace now, though.

We had a wonderful time last night and this morning - son's bday is in a couple days and so we are combining the day today :-D

CK - love the dauchsy! ((()))

SNL was definitely lurking here - it was all about Daisies! We're famous!

Margaret said...

Elisabeth - I'm glad they liked them :)

GM has a cute little caveman on her site that shows your IP address and service provider. That's helpful because?

Shannon said...

LOL now seriously I really need to get groceries but I finished up the homeworks due this evening and now just want to play online. I dont wanna go play with the masses.

Regina Phalange said...

Afternoon all! I'm so bummed I missed Betty White last night, that's one funny broad!

I hope everyone is having a delightful Mother's Day!

I'm cleaning my house and doing laundry and am actually happy about that! Just a day at home. :)

DaCKshund Lover said...

Hi ladies - thanks AP for posting the pic of my unofficial therapy dog.

DaCKshund Lover said...

And yes, the dachshund in the picture is pooping pepper.

DaCKshund Lover said...

(((Hugs))) to Trudy, RiM and any other Daisies who are missing their moms today.

And to anyone like Jae who's missing their babes.

DaCKshund Lover said...

::and she's talking to herself::

Anonymous said...

Hey DaCKshund Lover!

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday.

bookjunkie said...

Hi Daisies - Happy Mother's Day, everyone!! Thinking of CK, Trudy, KaytieJ, Jae and other Daisies without your moms and/or sweet angels today.

Just woke up from the best nap ever and headed out to the yard. Wanted to check in. Be back tonight for some Mother's Day vileness and maybe a Schlitz or 2 if Sandy's around. ;)

Southern Woman said...

Hi BJ! Glad that you are having a good Mother's Day. A good nap is a good thing. It's slow around here today. Everyone must be off with family.

I've been working in my spanking clean office, catching up on things I've been putting off. I need to get out of here soon though, and call my Mom. I sent her flowers Friday and mailed a card that she would have received yesterday and my siblings went in together and bought her a new computer. I probably should have gone for a visit, but I was just home last month and am going back home next month, so that's okay.

Gosh, I'm boring today. Nothing exciting to report. Amazing Race is on tonight! It's the finale and I hope the cowboys win!

CKanine said...

Hello smelly daisies,
My human extended family will be arriving soon - 17 more peeps around 5:00. I will sniff them all to confirm their identification.

I'm pampering my human momma today. Pre-pedicure foot licking, taking care of the pre-wash cycle for the dishes, sweeping the floor with my nose.

Woof.

CKanine said...

Thank you AP for featuring me on this post and writing such a clever quip to go along with it.

"There's nothing that will go through a sack of rats faster than a dachshund" --Kevin Kling

CKanine said...

Watch for me soon on Canine Cops. Grrrr...

KaytieJ said...

CKanine - I grew up with dauchies and so you have a special place in my heart. Between you, our Beautiful Bella and the Ash. Ave. Cousins, we got your momma covered!

KaytieJ said...

SW - Didn't you say you (or rather your lawn man) planted lilac? Has it bloomed, yet? I stepped outside this morning and was hit with the lucious smell of lilac. Did some cuttings and now the house smells of it as well. Glad to hear you got somethings out of the way. Enjoy your evening!

KaytieJ said...

BJ - Wonderful naps are so reviving. Go on out and have a great day!

Muliebrity said...

Hope you are having a good day, Kaytie!

CK, I hope your brush with all those relatives involves some adult beverages!

I miss living away from my family on these holiday weekends! My cousins are like siblings and I am glad I am only 3 hours away now. The problem is, we generally stay at my parents and while they will have people over, they love to act put out by everything. There is also a way I like to host guests and they way they like to, and it is completely different.

We haven't made the kind of friends you have over to BBQ or watch a movie on the weekend yet either. How do you make friends anyway?

Step 1: Close the computer.

Margaret said...

Fantastic day spent with my little family. My mom has a bad toothache and did not want to visit today. Dan cooked us dinner and now we're getting ready for a new week.

Muliebrity said...

Margaret, Question about the dragon fly pendent. My husband likes the stained glass design of the dragon fly and wants me to consider it for a tattoo. Is that your design?

Southern Woman said...

Kaytie, my lilac had a bloom on it when I bought it, and I'm afraid that will be it for this year. But I expect great things next year!

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