Happy May!

Then came fair May, the fairest maid on ground,
Deck'd all with dainties of the season's pride,
And throwing flowers out of her lap around.

~Edmund Spenster

Oh, Joe...no. You didn't...?

So, I spared everyone Sunday services since no one ever cares anyway. Heathens. Goddamn heathens, the lot of you.

Anyway, did anyone actually manage to sit thorough all of Obama's speech the other night? I did but I must admit I nodded off with Joe a few times. Lord have mercy, it was dull. So, the gist of it, as I understood it, is that he's campaigning again, he needs to raises taxes a whole heckuvalot and the root of our troubles is in unfunded budget cuts. What *is an unfunded budget cut, anyway? What did y'all get out of it, if you watched? I'm just so *very disappointed in him so maybe that's coloring my view. Thoughts? Opinions? Anything?

It's Sunday morning and we have another buffet in our futures...

We *do need to supply some of these ladies with our spare pantyhose and half slips in exchange for our Fong Wong Gai this time, though.



For the record, I actually *love this video and you're welcome for having this song stuck in your heads all day. ;-)

Be good while I'm gone.

 

Alrighty, I'm out of here for a few days - am heading south.  Feel free to make up juicy stories about where I am and  the wild adventures I'm experiencing.  It'll be better than the truth, which is just some family stuff I gotta do.  C'mon, though, humor me and create a little drama while I'm gone, will you?  ;-)

Because I can.

Praise Jesus and pass that Fong Wong Gai, will you?

Ah, it *is good to be back!  It's time for everyone to put on their pantyhose and half slips because it's Sunday morning and we're all going to meet up in San Diego for church.  This is our destination...www.fcsbcsd.org.

Yes, indeedy, it's the First Chinese Southern Baptist Church of San Diego and I bet they're going to throw us a covered dish lunch...woooo!  Does it get any better? I think not.

Have lice? Need money?

You've come to the right place, because boy, do I ever have some handy info for you!
http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/wan/2277328795.html

 

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