Be good while I'm gone.

 

Alrighty, I'm out of here for a few days - am heading south.  Feel free to make up juicy stories about where I am and  the wild adventures I'm experiencing.  It'll be better than the truth, which is just some family stuff I gotta do.  C'mon, though, humor me and create a little drama while I'm gone, will you?  ;-)

Because I can.

Praise Jesus and pass that Fong Wong Gai, will you?

Ah, it *is good to be back!  It's time for everyone to put on their pantyhose and half slips because it's Sunday morning and we're all going to meet up in San Diego for church.  This is our destination...www.fcsbcsd.org.

Yes, indeedy, it's the First Chinese Southern Baptist Church of San Diego and I bet they're going to throw us a covered dish lunch...woooo!  Does it get any better? I think not.

Have lice? Need money?

You've come to the right place, because boy, do I ever have some handy info for you!
http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/wan/2277328795.html

 

***We Need HEAD LICE and NITS*** - $100 (Melbourne, FL and Surrounding Area)

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Date: 2011-03-21, 9:56AM EDT
Reply to: sale-ppukk-2277328795@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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ANB Lab is doing a study on head lice.

We need LIVE head lice
and live nits (lice eggs)


We will have one of our Lab techs pick them up at your location.
You must comb them out and place them in a sealed jar.
The lice eggs can be attached to the hair strand and just plucked from the scalp.

They must be alive and removed from the scalp within 1 hour of our pick up.
So please arrange the pick up with us before removing the lice and nits.

We will pay you $100 for the lice and nits or
if you choose, we will give you a complete head lice removal kit that
is worth $100 from www.clearlice.com.

Our kits are all natural formulas that have helped thousands of families end their lice nightmare.

Please call Susan today at 1800-294-6816
Or email this posting with any questions or concerns

• Location: Melbourne, FL and Surrounding Area
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Words I never thought I'd say, but...

...Louis Farrakhan *rocks the house here.



Interesting note:  Yesterday, youtube.com was removing this video as hard and fast as they could, citing spam, scam, and other distasteful things that were in violation of their terms of service.  I found it on youtube tonight but just in case it disappears, it can also be found here:  http://tinyurl.com/4bfzl9u (scroll down to the video)

It makes you wonder who pressured youtube to remove it initially, doesn't it?  I know it's long but it's worth it, I promise. Enjoy...and hopefully discuss.

JellO has an announcement!

Long time no see but here it is :)

So if anyone is still around there has been some shit that just has to be said about those in the internets because sometimes too much is just too god damn much and it needs to be called on!!!!

Getting pissed because someone wont use the pic of your daughter with her freaking kooter hanging out? Seriously???!!! Remember your son? Why is it he is never the focus of your life? Oh yeah he is the left over not the choice!!!

Calling an animal that will be anywhere near 150lbs a service animal? Getting that animal as a puppy and not thinking it might be freaking DANGEROUS for the person they are supposed to be servicing while it grows and goes through the puppy phases? Maybe this one will be found to be too much too and find itself locked outside to roam and then happen across the rail road tracks as well.


Yes it is a bitch post.....grrrr