What a party I've into! I just have to tell you what I have been growing in my garden. Marijuana. And guess what makes the *best fertilizer. Fish. Dead stinky smelly rotting fish.
Oh yes. They are completely organic. We raise them until they are a nice size and then chop them up for fertilizer. You should see the size of my plants.
Mary to the left, Mary to the right Mary's in the Cadillac, working through the night She gardens and grazes and milks little sheep She tokes in the meadow, alongside Bo-Peep
Mary's regal and royal and pops her umbrella Mary acts like a lady, but she might be a fella She tosses her hat and catches a clue She's funny to watch but she really sees you
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack All dressed in black, black, black With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother For fifty cents, cents, cents To see the elephant, elephant, elephant Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
He jumped so high, high, high He reached the sky, sky, sky He never came back, back, back 'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!
or
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack All dressed in black, black, black She had a knife, knife, knife Stuck in her back, back, back She could not breath, breath, breath She could not cry, cry, cry So she begs, begs, begs She begs to die, die, die.
Some of the alleged drug references in this song include the little boy's name, Jackie Paper, which stood for rolling papers; the "autumn mist," which was marijuana smoke, and the "land of Hanah Lee," which was the Hawaiian town of Hanalei, famous for its marijuana plants. Yarrow insists it had nothing to do with drugs and he didn't even know about pot in 1958. The drug rumors were fueled by an article in Newsweek magazine about hidden drug messages in pop music.
This is all false. Lies, lies, lies.
Puff the Magic Dragon - When a man places his ass on a woman's face and releases gas and the girl inhales as deep as she can.
e.g. Jay sat on Megan's face and gave her a Puff the Magic Dragon.
I missed all the excitement last night...I can't get mwop to load properly, Lisa, so I'm not sure. My excitement for the day: My mom had an *incident* with the chicken salad for the baby shower my sister is hosting today. Let's just say it involved a lot of broken glass (said chicken salad was in a glass triffle bowl) and the driveway. It wasn't pretty. Glad there were other food stuffs, for sure.
It's morning. I can't sleep...I see Amy's and CK's days were no more exciting than mine. ;-)
I'm still waiting for the original "Mary" to tell us why she thinks I don't like Mulie and back it up. You know, with proof. Because really, that wasn't a very nice thing to say.
I have come to the conclusion "Mary" must have misspoke when she said I didn't like Mulie. Because there's no way "Mary" would have said that just to stir shit up. Oh, no...not "her". :-D
One of my best friends got married today - she thought it would be special to get married on 10.10.10. I just heard on the news that 30,000 people got married today :)
Ugh and so it is Monday for everyone but it is now my Friday :)
I must say that with watching these little ones I have learned once again what it was like when mine were this age.....needless to say I do NOT want another baby once again LOL
I need to paint the hall bathroom, but my body hurts. I am having some more injections tomorrow, so it would be better to finally paint today, since I am going to probably be sore the rest of the week. We are having out 2nd annual Octobersmith party this weekend, so I need to pretend that I keep my home neat and clean and tastefully decorated at all times.
I would have gladly told you that my injections went ok, but when we got back to the house, our electricity was off and it took them 24 hours to get it back on, so that was fun. Needless to say, I have not finished the painting, but I am about 80% done. I did go and get some goat milk from the Amish yesterday and as we turned the corner onto our street, the entire gallon dumped out. *That was special and I am sure it will be a smell that keeps on giving.
I plan to finish the bathroom today and get my house in order for our Octobersmith party on Sat.
I know my life is glamorous and exciting, so try not to hate me too much, Lisa.
Mulie that sucks about the milk....oh be thankful it isnt going to be 90 anytime soon...hopefully you guys can get it cleaned out enough that when it is you dont have the stench of hot sour milk EWWWWWWW
Just so you know, Margaret, as soon as I dropped Logan off at school, I got Hunter some almond milk. He really likes it, but it only has 90 calories and 2.5 grams of fat.
Well, looks like my hit and run post didn't get that lost. *Someone* (not me) didn't pay the cable bill so we didn't have cable or Internet for a few days. I felt so primitive watching just 5 channels. But it's ok, today was payday and the crisis is over.
"I know my life is glamorous and exciting, so try not to hate me too much, Lisa."
I'm trying, Mulie, but the high point of my day was suddenly realizing my car tags had expired last month. That necessitated a trip to the ever-booming metropolis of Titusville (try to restrain yourself, Melissa) and the joy of paying double what it cost last year while I stood in the brand-new, fancy building built on the same grounds as the perfectly fine and now empty offices it was once in. Fuckers.
Have fun with your party tomorrow. :-)
Jill, I'm glad you made it back to the modern world!
the kids and I are having an after-nap-happy haze, so I have a few minutes to check in.
The hot mess of Marys at the top of this post confused the heck out of me, I'll freely admit.
How is everyone doing?
Since I probably won't get an answer for a while I'll say that we are doing great, enjoying fall and getting ready for halloween! A certain little girl is excited!
Yep, we are dressing them up. Little Missy is going to be a kitty or a Halloween princess. Gamma made her a halloween wand so she told me she wanted to be a halloween princess. However, we just got a kitty and kitty ears so she wants to be a kitty. We might just do both and switch them out.
Eeq is going to be a pumpkin. Gamma bought her a pumpkin hat, made her a onesie that looks like a jack o'lantern, and bought some black tights. I bought some orange/black striped leg warmers to add to it. :D Cutest pumpkin ever!
We are going trick or treating, then a local church is doing something with games and the kids win candy at every one. Should be fun!
Is Jake doing anything fun with his friends for Halloween?
The costumes sound cute! Hannah is going to be a kangaroo. She's excited that she can put her candy in her pouch. Does Jake and his friends dress up? There is usually a high-heeled "drag race" in Georgetown on Halloween - so many feathers and sequins.
I tried the "lightly salted" pita chips from Aldi's today, and, man, are they good. I like them better than Stacey's. Stacey's are a little hard sometimes. These were lighter and crisper than Stacey's.
Poppin' in to say "Hi" And no I was not Mary Poppins :-D
Sigh...and no one here to admire my Daisy dukes.
It's so boring around here, even Mulie has gone crackers. Hand me one of those pita chips, please. Would you like a Muscle Milk light, no lactose, soy based protein drink?
Taiya, those outfits sound adorable...and oh, what to be, a princess or a kitty. Isn't that just the ultimate in girly-girlness? :-) What's your kitty look like and what did you name it?
Margo, I *love Hannah's 'roo idea - smart girl and I bet that's going to be cute as can be, too. Y'all have got to take pictures and share!
Jake's going, I think, to Halloween Horror Nights over at Disney or whatever place it is that has it. As you can tell, I don't keep up. He's never been and it's been one of his greatest life-disappointments (really!) so I told him I'd give him the money to go this year. He's not much for the whole drag thing, though...he just dresses like a normal girl. :-D
Mulie, Aldi has great quality in most everything; I'll have to try those pita chips. What are your kids dressing up as this year?
And Kaytie, I've admired your Daisy Dukes since the first day I met you. *leers*
By the way, does anyone here like Crocs? I just got 4 pair for under $50, shipped.
Go to crcos.com and this code gives you 30% off and it works on sale and outlet merchandise. Enter it as shown, all caps. DEALMAP30 Then you can stack a second code for free shipping and again, enter it as shown, all lower-case this time. secondchance
I got 2 pair of Cleos (already own some and love them) and two pair of Tullys. It's a great deal if you can find something you like. Be sure to read the reviews to see if each shoe is running true to size or not and order accordingly if yo udon't already own a pair in the same style. I've found the reviews are pretty accurate on that.
Mulie - so noted. Soy is out. Not sure if Costco carries Goat Milk protein drinks.
My favorite NP told me I lacked protein, hence the bags under my eyes. Ummmm, ok. I work nights and have a teen...We raise our own black angus beef without growth hormones and feed them lots of fresh milled oats and molasses. Enjoy every steak we broil :-D
And yet, here I am drinking Muscle Milk and downing Gummy Worm Vitamins-they are supposed to be more soluble than pills (which have helped with my leg muscle cramps and fatigue).
Lisa - Sashaying across the room in my Daisy Dukes :-D Tammi, just to stir the pot, you may have 2 feet height and less pounds on me, but when I bust loose and decide to sashay, well, it is a thing to behold :-D
Crocs bring back so many good memories. As with Earth Shoes. Lisa - do the Crocs have good arch supports? Their is a distributor just down the road that I have not been to.
thanks for the heads up about the crocs, AP. It is getting to be that time of the year when my mother wants to Christmas shop, so I am going to pass what fuzzy crocs my boys need on to her with these codes.
No problem, Mulie. It's coming up on that time of the year and two of the pair I got are for my mom for Christmas. :-)
"but when I bust loose and decide to sashay, well, it is a thing to behold :-D" I'd bet it takes everyone's minds off the bags under your eyes! And Kay, for what they are, Crocs do have decent arch supports, even the flip flops. If you've not tried them, I bet you'd love them for around the house and yard, if nothing else. And blast from the past shoes? Remember Famolares? I loved those things!
Lisa - thanks for the info on Crocs. I've not worn them before. I bought a pair of warm rain boots to take the dog out, and a pair of flip flops, and got the discount and free shipping.
CK, I hope you love them and they do tend to be warm since there's not much breathing going on with that material. I live in the Athens style flip flops much of the year and one nice part is that you can toss them in with a load of towels or something to wash them.
Here's the write up of what I got - black and white on the outside, with red lining.
The Crocs™ Claire is the boot version, and cousin of the newly founded Crocs' Dutch clog family. The Crocs™ Claire boot is the wild wintery side of Crocs™ footwear.
The Crocs™ Claire winter boot features:
* Dutch inspired design. * Super soft synthetic suede upper with fuzz lining for winter warmth. * Rubber outsole for increased traction and durability. * Croslite™ material footbed lined with synthetic fur for ergonomic comfort and fit.
CK, back in the day, put on a pair of high heeled Famolare sandals and you were hot stuff. Or at least I thought I was. :-D I went to look at your boots - like that black and white check!
What were the shoes that had the wooden platform "rockier" soles like the new sneakers that tone your legs have now? Anyone remember?
Enjoy the leaves and possible shopping, Kaytie. I think I'm headed to the couch with a good book. The a/c is cranked cold so I'm pretending the seasons have changed here, too.
Oh, gosh, I still love Candies. The ones with the wide band across your foot and a high wooden (or fake wood) platform, right? I'm a sucker for platforms in general, though, but those are classics. Candies made the first "jelly" shoes, too, I think. I had a pair of high heeled jelly pumps that looked just like black patent and were sooo comfortable. And "rockier" was a typo, I meant "rocker" as in a lower front and back sole than the middle. I'm thinking they weren't a specific brand so much as just a style but I used to have a bunch of the cutest, strappy sandals, all in natural leather colors, with these wooden soles.
Ooooh, another good deal alert, this time a silicone cake pan for 29 cents. I just did it and it works, plus you can use PayPal for additional safety since it's not a common site. You can only order one to get it for .29 and I'm not sure if you can reuse the coupon code to order more. I may try but hey, even one is handy. Nice gift for the bakers, too. I bet these go fast, so hurry!
Apply Coupon Code: S10CMBH
everydaysource.com
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This shows how much I shop in real life. The Croc store was a Birkenstock store - LOL! We did go in and they had some really cush shoes. None in my size, though. And so, will have to check back.
Has anyone seen the documentary "God's Crew"? About the Lost Boys of the Southern Sudan who have been in various refugee camps and are now in a Northern Kenyan camp? The Muslim Nationalist Northern Sudanses Government sent out a hit list of boys in the Southern Sudan (Christian) to be shot on sight. And so, families in the Southern Sudan sent off their sons from 5 years old to 15 to walk out of their country from camp and then to another.
The US Government offered to, I believe 6, Lost Boys, transportation and visas, housing, stipulations of paying those fees back after a certain amount of time.
I am putting this out here, because I believe there are politically savvy and caring people on Daisy who like to swap ideas and opinions.
Also, for an interesting read on the Palestinian-Israeli situation, I suggest you read "Son of Hamas" as an adjunct to your news feeds.
Hey, did y'all read on MWOP that it appears one of our favorite mom-bloggers is about to be MckHomeless soon? Of course she's making it seem it's their choice but we all know better by now. Interesting.
Kaytie, I've never seen that documentary and would like to. It sure seems that money could have been better spent on our own kids, though, many of whom aren't living in much better situations. I also keep meaning to get Son of Hamas at the library...I'm going to put it on hold right now, so thanks for the reminder.
It's time to buy Crocs again. This time we have some cute wedge slides. http://www.crocs.com/crocs-sately/11071,default,pd.html?start=4&sz=4
Here's the post telling what to do. I might have just ordered the navy ones. Maybe. *hangs head in shame* The deal works, $15.99 shipped for me. I normally wear a 9.5 and did go up to a 10 since my foot tends to slide forward in heels and I hate toes hanging over the edge. Anyhoo...
"As part of their Deal of the Week, Crocs takes 50% off the Sately Wedges, dropping the price from $39.99 to $19.99. Better yet, code ALLYOU20 cuts them to $15.99, and code secondchance bags free shipping, making this the lowest price seen to date. Note that the shipping code must be typed in lowercase letters and that the shipping discount will be subtracted during the last stages of the checkout process. There is no sales tax (except CA). There is no sales tax (except CA).
Enter code: ALLYOU20 (20% off) AND Enter code: secondchance (Free Shipping with Any Order)"
I've been JM free since vacation so I'm not up to date on their latest antics, ahem. I agree with you AP - it's more the balloon payment is due but let's call it "God told me to".
I'm going to add Sons of Hamas to my reading list. IMO the Israeli government is EVIL incarnate.
As for JM, just once I'd like to hear her actually be honest. Admit they, yet again, made piss-poor financial decisions and wound up in a house they can't afford and go from there. How refreshing that would be and it would probably gain her many new readers, too. I especially loved how she said they may have to sell this house...um, they don't even own it. Dumbasses.
Hello Daisies......So I just read on JM and her whole 'we are gonna go on an RV trip for a while' post.
If the speculation here is correct and they are having to get out from under this new house because there is no way they can afford the balloon payment this will be house number 3 in 2 years they have had to walk away from?
Honestly I feel for Kieran and Cullen.....at 4 and 5 they see the stress going on and are getting old enough to recognize that things just arent right. Because the Mck's are too selfish to realize that they really need to learn how to live within their means instead of having the biggest and the best their children are getting no idea of what stability and security are. Their selfishness is going to damage their children as they get older and they will have no one to blame but themselves.
And sorry sweetheart God has nothing to do with you trying to consume more then you can afford. God isnt telling you to load your family of 7 up in an RV and take them all over. You all cant afford the freaking gas that thing is going to need so I guess we will be seeing you all on the news broke down on the side of the road. I am sure that you will be the man in the flood....turning away all help that comes your way saying that God will provide. Oh but you have your sheeple who will be there with gifts in hand funding your journeys.
LOL yep a little bit of anger on my part. Like you said, how about a little bit of accountability? And the fact that they are doing this to their kids? Ohhhhh kids dont deserve this kind of stuff at all.
I'll be honest, the idea of loading some kids into a bus or RV and taking off to live a free, nomadic lifestyle doesn't bother me a bit. Some people are just free spirits and it works for them and their kids. I think it's fine when it's truly a choice you make (as opposed to being an alternative to homelessness) and in keeping with your general type of lifestyle. But that's not how the Mcks are...they're materialistic and spoiled. I wonder where they'll put the nanny in that RV?
No I wouldnt have a problem with that either. My problem comes with the history that they have created over the last few years. They are so far from being free spirits or earthy people, they are very materialistic and spoiled and I see this as being a major issue for their family.
I think the thing that actually makes me laugh about all of this is how she was talking about the homeless people and how afraid she was and what not.......UMMMM she is about to be one of them.
Everyone is welcome! The only real rules here are no spamming shit and no posting personal addresses, phone numbers or other similar info. I don't need that kind of stress. That's it, although it could change if someone gets creative or something. If you don't like what is said here, you can: 1) Say so; 2) Hold it in and stew on it; 3. Address it privately to the person who said it; 4) Snark about it to your friends; 5) Leave. Don't bother me with it, I don't care and I won't get involved. I might, however, talk about you behind your back or post your email/message to me on here. *grins*
Them's the rules...all of them.
Have fun!
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OHHHHH the memories
Dear Pot Heads:
I have not watched the video yet. Does it contain a clip from "Something About Mary"
Regards,
Mary
Hi:
The bitch is back.
Mary
No, it's a video of AP milking Mulie.
Fondly,
Mary
Hello:
I thought the asshole was back.
Mary
Greetings,
I thought I was Mary.
Mary
Hola,
No but I like it in the ass.
Mary
Um...that's kind of gross
Regards,
Mary
"The Many Faces of Mary"
Warmly
Mary
You are all assholes just so you know!!!
You all hate Mulie and that is not nice at all. The poor woman needs some amish to milk already!
Mary
I feel like I am Sybill now.
In Jesus Name,
Mary
Neat, now we have two "Mary"'s.
There is only one of me....the rest are imposter assholes
Where is Jello? I want to say nasty things to her on behalf of my friends Tina and Wendy.
Mary
Mary,
The poor Amish. Should we notify them of a serial milker?
In God We Trust,
Mary
How will we contact them? They dont have phones?
Mary,
Jello is in the cabinet on the top shelf next to the sugar.
Peace,
"Mary"
Mary:
I think we should just run through the fields yelling.
Regards,
"Mary"
I see only one Mary.
Mary
WTF!
and I had to laugh:
"I have this image of Mulie out in the dark with a big net hunting down poor Amish people and then milking them now......thanks."
I actually felt sorry for the poor goat milk lady:
"My goat milk lady have been having issues with production, so I hunted down some Amish today."
oh...
Sincerely -
"not mary"
I was once a hot Amish boy named Luther.
Mary
I am not Kristin, I am Mary.
Mary
OH
Kristin is here
does this mean we should leave?
"Mary"
Satan has control here
I can do no wrong
You are all being used by Satan
"Mary"
This is not funny at all you assholes. The poor Amish are being "milked". That is awful.
I am "MARY" dammit to hell.
Love ya,
"Mary"
"Mary"
You are allowing Satan to have control
IN JESUS NAME DRIVE THIS DEMON AWAY!!!!
"Mary"
"Mary"
By the power invested in me by the State of Confusion, I cast the devil and his spawn from you.
Kisses,
"Mary"
You are not fooling anyone AP - you are not Mary!
Mary
will the real mary please stand up?
AP cant be here!!!!
She is a fool.
She keeps trying way to hard to keep Daisy alive.
I, MARY, killed Daisy single-handedly!!!
I will not allow AP to keep Daisy alive!!!
Daisy must die.
Mary
Sometimes I use sperm in my hair instead of mousse.
Mary
I like sperm,
In "Mary'" Rear,
"Mary"
Mary that is the work of Satan
Sperm is the seed of evil, not a beauty product
Men are evil
Grown men who impregnate you with their evil male spawn
"Mary"
Hola, putas y Mulie, cago en tu leche.
¡Viva la Daisy!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!
It is Jello's evil sister...Satan Mary Chavez!!!!
"Mary"
This is the work of Satan I tell you!!
(((~~~HUGS~~~)))
"Mary"
"MARY CHAVEZ"
I must dirty my knees now.
Fuck Off,
"Mary"
Hola Mary Chavez!
"Mary"
Mary, Mary, quite contrary...
Sweet Jesus, now we have Mary Magdalene. I'll piss my pants if the Three Wise Men show up.
"Mary"
Marry me, "Mary".
Mary Magdalene.....Satan in a dress!!!
"Mary"
You all are lame.
Mary
"Mary", "Mary", why you buggin.
Mary
Where is AP, chasing old people with scissors?
Mary
Mary
These assholes are just lame in their attempts to save this dead ass place....they are such white trash!!!
Daisy will die by the hand of SATAN!
Fondest Regards,
"Mary"
Douche Canoes!
Much love,
"Mary"
Asshats!
Thinking of you,
"Mary"
Shitbag poets all of you.
Mary
I don't care what any of you say to Mary, as long as the person named Mary that you're saying it to feels respected, adored, worshiped and loved.
I'll be appearing on Dr. Phil next Tuesday.
Please visit my blog and say nice things to me.
Bitches, why do you use my name!
Mary
There once was a blog full of Marys
who all worked on old Amish dairies
We ran and we hid
Lest Satan, he bid
Us all to put cream on his berries
Mary,
You are respected, adored worshiped and loved.
Mary
Mary M
Dr Phil is good at reprimanding and destroying the Satan filled evil male!!!
"Mary"
Cocktail anyone?
Mary
Mary Chavez
There will be no cream on the devils berries
"Mary"
BM,
Please refrain from sharing your menstrual cycle with us.
Can you milk a lamb?
My identity and stalk of celery were stolen!
The Marys went on Dr. Phil
Their minds were mean and twisted
He told them to be nice and chill
or lay back and be fisted
Mr. Grant!!!!!!!!!
Pink buttplug anyone?
I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Dr. Phil likes guests who don't wear panties.
Does someone need milk? I can ask my pa if we can spare some. It would be the Christian thing to do.
I always wear my pantaloons.
Your Pa is a dirty daddy.
Don't you talk about my pa that why you painted lady.
Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish.
Well...Hello Marys'
Why, this is the most disgraceful sight I've ever seen, or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
Oooh. Better watch out with the white trash. And no one better get called 'old'.
Did someone mention fisting?
In Jesus Name..what the hell is going on here.
Fisting...what is this you speak of?
Do get on with it, please.
Old farts
Warmly,
Mary
Don't make fun of the geritol crowd.
What the fisting?
Mary
Why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple? Give me your hand please, Michael. Don't slouch. One... two...
I like getting fisted in the back of my pink caddie
After all, in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and - SNAP - the job's a game!
You are all fisting old trash
"Mary"
Hell in a handbasket I tell ya.
Mary
Rolling. Rolling. Rolling on the river.
Who is this old trash you speak of?
::entering through a cloud of smoke:
What's up!
No one provokes me with impunity.
Sup!
I know you want me.
What a party I've into! I just have to tell you what I have been growing in my garden. Marijuana. And guess what makes the *best fertilizer. Fish. Dead stinky smelly rotting fish.
What kind of fish? The kind that you raise in a fish tank? Like an aquarium?
Or the kind from a river? That you would take a riverboat ride on? Where the big wheel keeps on turning.
Oh yes. They are completely organic. We raise them until they are a nice size and then chop them up for fertilizer. You should see the size of my plants.
During the Elizabethan era, cannabus was used to treat lung conditions.
Ahem, cough, cough.
During my era, it was used medicinally as well. Ahem.
M2 - are there specific species that work better than others? There was a dentist on here a few days ago who enjoyed clown fish.
As I was not allowed a university education, I did not learn to spell properly.
Cannabis.
Mary to the left, Mary to the right
Mary's in the Cadillac, working through the night
She gardens and grazes and milks little sheep
She tokes in the meadow, alongside Bo-Peep
Mary's regal and royal and pops her umbrella
Mary acts like a lady, but she might be a fella
She tosses her hat and catches a clue
She's funny to watch but she really sees you
I can sing that for you all.
Dear Mary Travers.
Aren't you dead?
Kissies,
"Mary Chavez"
You didn't ask Mary Queen of Scots if she was dead now, did you?
After all, this land is your land, this land is my land.
Hey Mary's!
Does anyone want to know the true story of Puff the Magic Dragon?
Does it have to do with Maryjuana?
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For fifty cents, cents, cents
To see the elephant, elephant, elephant
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
He jumped so high, high, high
He reached the sky, sky, sky
He never came back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!
or
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
She had a knife, knife, knife
Stuck in her back, back, back
She could not breath, breath, breath
She could not cry, cry, cry
So she begs, begs, begs
She begs to die, die, die.
"Does anyone want to know the true story of Puff the Magic Dragon?"
I do. I do. I want to know.
I want to know that I have the down-low.
I want to hear it, all filled with snark.
I want to hear about cops in the dark.
Mary Chavez you are a poet and don't even know-it!
I wanna know about Puff!
Some of the alleged drug references in this song include the little boy's name, Jackie Paper, which stood for rolling papers; the "autumn mist," which was marijuana smoke, and the "land of Hanah Lee," which was the Hawaiian town of Hanalei, famous for its marijuana plants. Yarrow insists it had nothing to do with drugs and he didn't even know about pot in 1958. The drug rumors were fueled by an article in Newsweek magazine about hidden drug messages in pop music.
This is all false. Lies, lies, lies.
Puff the Magic Dragon - When a man places his ass on a woman's face and releases gas and the girl inhales as deep as she can.
e.g. Jay sat on Megan's face and gave her a Puff the Magic Dragon.
I'd prefer the drug story of Puff over the face fart Puff story thank you.
Hail Mary, Full of grace
"The Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus."
<---chanted with her best clap.
<--- swinging her jumprope
There is *something about Mary(s)
Double dutch, my namesake with a period?
or was that something about "Mary"?
Thank you, Oopsie Daisy, for the wonderful video you posted on today's post. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Night to the Marys. And the Mulie.
Good morning! Is everything back to normal about here today? ;-)
Ahhh, there we go. I got my walker back.
Any big weekend plans for anyone?
Mornin Lisa......Mary overload last night I see :)
Lol, just a little bit, Shannon. Ehh, it's funny to be silly from time to time!
Anything new and exciting on MWOP or anywhere we need to know about?
I missed all the excitement last night...I can't get mwop to load properly, Lisa, so I'm not sure. My excitement for the day: My mom had an *incident* with the chicken salad for the baby shower my sister is hosting today. Let's just say it involved a lot of broken glass (said chicken salad was in a glass triffle bowl) and the driveway. It wasn't pretty. Glad there were other food stuffs, for sure.
No excitement for me today. The dog is licking my foot. That's about it.
It's morning. I can't sleep...I see Amy's and CK's days were no more exciting than mine. ;-)
I'm still waiting for the original "Mary" to tell us why she thinks I don't like Mulie and back it up. You know, with proof. Because really, that wasn't a very nice thing to say.
I don't think Mary is a very nice person and is someone who has a hard time relating to other humans.
<---- DMD and psychotherapist
Hey Margo, you've got 1/2 that right. How's the water?
10-10-10.
That's about all the excitement for us today.
Heaven's I meant - isn't a very nice person.
Methinks Margo had temporarily taken a liking for "Mary"....
I have come to the conclusion "Mary" must have misspoke when she said I didn't like Mulie. Because there's no way "Mary" would have said that just to stir shit up. Oh, no...not "her". :-D
How is everyone today?
I am good.
One of my best friends got married today - she thought it would be special to get married on 10.10.10. I just heard on the news that 30,000 people got married today :)
PS. What makes you think Mary is a shit stirrer?
It's just a guess on my part, Margo. ;-)
I was hearing about so many people getting married today and I guess it would be fun to do. You know, if getting married was actually *fun.
Ugh and so it is Monday for everyone but it is now my Friday :)
I must say that with watching these little ones I have learned once again what it was like when mine were this age.....needless to say I do NOT want another baby once again LOL
I need to paint the hall bathroom, but my body hurts. I am having some more injections tomorrow, so it would be better to finally paint today, since I am going to probably be sore the rest of the week. We are having out 2nd annual Octobersmith party this weekend, so I need to pretend that I keep my home neat and clean and tastefully decorated at all times.
HAHAHA That is too damn funny Mulie....pretending :) Especially with little ones demanding your time that is about all you can really do :)
How did the painting and injections go, Mulie?
Sheesh, there you go again Lisa trying to revive this place. . .and picking on poor Mulie while you are at it. You vile daisy sniffer you.
*hangs head*
I just suck, don't I? It's 1am and I've come back to see if Mulie's said anything I can pick on.
Lol, how're you doing, Jill?
I would have gladly told you that my injections went ok, but when we got back to the house, our electricity was off and it took them 24 hours to get it back on, so that was fun. Needless to say, I have not finished the painting, but I am about 80% done. I did go and get some goat milk from the Amish yesterday and as we turned the corner onto our street, the entire gallon dumped out. *That was special and I am sure it will be a smell that keeps on giving.
I plan to finish the bathroom today and get my house in order for our Octobersmith party on Sat.
I know my life is glamorous and exciting, so try not to hate me too much, Lisa.
Mulie that sucks about the milk....oh be thankful it isnt going to be 90 anytime soon...hopefully you guys can get it cleaned out enough that when it is you dont have the stench of hot sour milk EWWWWWWW
Just so you know, Margaret, as soon as I dropped Logan off at school, I got Hunter some almond milk. He really likes it, but it only has 90 calories and 2.5 grams of fat.
::brushing off the cobwebs::
Um...hello? Anyone home?
Words escape me. And that's odd.
Well, looks like my hit and run post didn't get that lost.
*Someone* (not me) didn't pay the cable bill so we didn't have cable or Internet for a few days. I felt so primitive watching just 5 channels. But it's ok, today was payday and the crisis is over.
Jill, If you want to feel better about yourself read my blog. I have not even begun to tell the full story.
"I know my life is glamorous and exciting, so try not to hate me too much, Lisa."
I'm trying, Mulie, but the high point of my day was suddenly realizing my car tags had expired last month. That necessitated a trip to the ever-booming metropolis of Titusville (try to restrain yourself, Melissa) and the joy of paying double what it cost last year while I stood in the brand-new, fancy building built on the same grounds as the perfectly fine and now empty offices it was once in. Fuckers.
Have fun with your party tomorrow. :-)
Jill, I'm glad you made it back to the modern world!
Tammi, what's odd?
Hello..dropping in to Daisy land to say hey! Not sure anyone is around much anymore but I hope everyone is good. Happy Wednesday :)
Well, hi, Suz. :-) I think this place is officially dead now. I hope everyone is doing well, too!
Hey whoever is left in Daisy land!
the kids and I are having an after-nap-happy haze, so I have a few minutes to check in.
The hot mess of Marys at the top of this post confused the heck out of me, I'll freely admit.
How is everyone doing?
Since I probably won't get an answer for a while I'll say that we are doing great, enjoying fall and getting ready for halloween! A certain little girl is excited!
Hi, Taiya! Be sure to take Halloween pictures of the girls, please! Are they dressing up?
Hi Lisa!
Yep, we are dressing them up. Little Missy is going to be a kitty or a Halloween princess. Gamma made her a halloween wand so she told me she wanted to be a halloween princess. However, we just got a kitty and kitty ears so she wants to be a kitty. We might just do both and switch them out.
Eeq is going to be a pumpkin. Gamma bought her a pumpkin hat, made her a onesie that looks like a jack o'lantern, and bought some black tights. I bought some orange/black striped leg warmers to add to it. :D Cutest pumpkin ever!
We are going trick or treating, then a local church is doing something with games and the kids win candy at every one. Should be fun!
Is Jake doing anything fun with his friends for Halloween?
The costumes sound cute! Hannah is going to be a kangaroo. She's excited that she can put her candy in her pouch. Does Jake and his friends dress up? There is usually a high-heeled "drag race" in Georgetown on Halloween - so many feathers and sequins.
I tried the "lightly salted" pita chips from Aldi's today, and, man, are they good. I like them better than Stacey's. Stacey's are a little hard sometimes. These were lighter and crisper than Stacey's.
Poppin' in to say "Hi"
And no I was not Mary Poppins :-D
Sigh...and no one here to admire my Daisy dukes.
It's so boring around here, even Mulie has gone crackers. Hand me one of those pita chips, please. Would you like a Muscle Milk light, no lactose, soy based protein drink?
Hey, KaytieJ! How's life been treating ya? I can't drink soy either. Not that I mind since soy is nasty.
Taiya, those outfits sound adorable...and oh, what to be, a princess or a kitty. Isn't that just the ultimate in girly-girlness? :-) What's your kitty look like and what did you name it?
Margo, I *love Hannah's 'roo idea - smart girl and I bet that's going to be cute as can be, too. Y'all have got to take pictures and share!
Jake's going, I think, to Halloween Horror Nights over at Disney or whatever place it is that has it. As you can tell, I don't keep up. He's never been and it's been one of his greatest life-disappointments (really!) so I told him I'd give him the money to go this year. He's not much for the whole drag thing, though...he just dresses like a normal girl. :-D
Mulie, Aldi has great quality in most everything; I'll have to try those pita chips. What are your kids dressing up as this year?
And Kaytie, I've admired your Daisy Dukes since the first day I met you. *leers*
By the way, does anyone here like Crocs? I just got 4 pair for under $50, shipped.
Go to crcos.com and this code gives you 30% off and it works on sale and outlet merchandise. Enter it as shown, all caps. DEALMAP30 Then you can stack a second code for free shipping and again, enter it as shown, all lower-case this time. secondchance
I got 2 pair of Cleos (already own some and love them) and two pair of Tullys. It's a great deal if you can find something you like. Be sure to read the reviews to see if each shoe is running true to size or not and order accordingly if yo udon't already own a pair in the same style. I've found the reviews are pretty accurate on that.
"Go to crcos.com"
No, don't do that. Jeeez.
Mulie - so noted. Soy is out. Not sure if Costco carries Goat Milk protein drinks.
My favorite NP told me I lacked protein, hence the bags under my eyes. Ummmm, ok. I work nights and have a teen...We raise our own black angus beef without growth hormones and feed them lots of fresh milled oats and molasses. Enjoy every steak we broil :-D
And yet, here I am drinking Muscle Milk and downing Gummy Worm Vitamins-they are supposed to be more soluble than pills (which have helped with my leg muscle cramps and fatigue).
Lisa - Sashaying across the room in my Daisy Dukes :-D Tammi, just to stir the pot, you may have 2 feet height and less pounds on me, but when I bust loose and decide to sashay, well, it is a thing to behold :-D
Crocs bring back so many good memories. As with Earth Shoes. Lisa - do the Crocs have good arch supports? Their is a distributor just down the road that I have not been to.
Oh jeebs. Their is there.
thanks for the heads up about the crocs, AP. It is getting to be that time of the year when my mother wants to Christmas shop, so I am going to pass what fuzzy crocs my boys need on to her with these codes.
No problem, Mulie. It's coming up on that time of the year and two of the pair I got are for my mom for Christmas. :-)
"but when I bust loose and decide to sashay, well, it is a thing to behold :-D"
I'd bet it takes everyone's minds off the bags under your eyes! And Kay, for what they are, Crocs do have decent arch supports, even the flip flops. If you've not tried them, I bet you'd love them for around the house and yard, if nothing else. And blast from the past shoes? Remember Famolares? I loved those things!
Lisa - thanks for the info on Crocs. I've not worn them before. I bought a pair of warm rain boots to take the dog out, and a pair of flip flops, and got the discount and free shipping.
hmmmmm maybe this place isnt as dead as I thought it was LOL
Oh, I'm a newbie to croc wearing but I really like them. I have very high arches and they work well on my feet.
I'm hoping the lined rain boots will be warm enough for snowy days here too.
Heh, peoples are here. Hi everyone. :-)
CK, I hope you love them and they do tend to be warm since there's not much breathing going on with that material. I live in the Athens style flip flops much of the year and one nice part is that you can toss them in with a load of towels or something to wash them.
Famolares, do I remember them? :::nodding::: Loved those things!
We're off to take a drive to see the Fall leaves - see if I can get the hubs to stop in at the Croc store.
Here's the write up of what I got - black and white on the outside, with red lining.
The Crocs™ Claire is the boot version, and cousin of the newly founded Crocs' Dutch clog family. The Crocs™ Claire boot is the wild wintery side of Crocs™ footwear.
The Crocs™ Claire winter boot features:
* Dutch inspired design.
* Super soft synthetic suede upper with fuzz lining for winter warmth.
* Rubber outsole for increased traction and durability.
* Croslite™ material footbed lined with synthetic fur for ergonomic comfort and fit.
Famolares are butt-ugly. IMO.
CK, back in the day, put on a pair of high heeled Famolare sandals and you were hot stuff. Or at least I thought I was. :-D I went to look at your boots - like that black and white check!
What were the shoes that had the wooden platform "rockier" soles like the new sneakers that tone your legs have now? Anyone remember?
Enjoy the leaves and possible shopping, Kaytie. I think I'm headed to the couch with a good book. The a/c is cranked cold so I'm pretending the seasons have changed here, too.
I remember Candies (many a night at the disco in those), but not the rockier soles.
Oh, gosh, I still love Candies. The ones with the wide band across your foot and a high wooden (or fake wood) platform, right? I'm a sucker for platforms in general, though, but those are classics. Candies made the first "jelly" shoes, too, I think. I had a pair of high heeled jelly pumps that looked just like black patent and were sooo comfortable. And "rockier" was a typo, I meant "rocker" as in a lower front and back sole than the middle. I'm thinking they weren't a specific brand so much as just a style but I used to have a bunch of the cutest, strappy sandals, all in natural leather colors, with these wooden soles.
Sorry, I could talk shoes all day. Or night. ;-)
Hey Lisa, Tell Jake i make some awesome tu-tu's can't get any girlie r then that. lol
Trudy, I hope he draws lines at tu-tus but I'd not bank on it. How are you doing?
Ooooh, another good deal alert, this time a silicone cake pan for 29 cents. I just did it and it works, plus you can use PayPal for additional safety since it's not a common site. You can only order one to get it for .29 and I'm not sure if you can reuse the coupon code to order more. I may try but hey, even one is handy. Nice gift for the bakers, too. I bet these go fast, so hurry!
Apply Coupon Code: S10CMBH
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* This Blue Flower Cake Mould is perfect for baking a unique cake for your friends and family
* Easy to use and clean
* No greasing or oiling of pans required
* Flexible for easy removal of baked goods
* Material will not warp or melt
* Will not retain odors or flavors
* Does not dent, crack, scratch or rust
* Dishwasher, microwave and freezer safe
* Material: Food-grade silicone, non-toxic
* Diameter: 9.25-inch / Depth: 1.75-inch
* Color / Shape: Blue Flower
Forgot to mention, you'll have to set up an account at the site first. Took maybe 1 minute, no big deal.
Lovin' the coupon deals, Lisa.
This shows how much I shop in real life. The Croc store was a Birkenstock store - LOL! We did go in and they had some really cush shoes. None in my size, though. And so, will have to check back.
Wellllp, they coupon code doesn't take as much off now, but it can still be had for $2.49. Not as good as .29, though.
I love Birkies and used to wear those before I discovered Crocs. They are nice shoes!
Has anyone seen the documentary "God's Crew"? About the Lost Boys of the Southern Sudan who have been in various refugee camps and are now in a Northern Kenyan camp? The Muslim Nationalist Northern Sudanses Government sent out a hit list of boys in the Southern Sudan (Christian) to be shot on sight. And so, families in the Southern Sudan sent off their sons from 5 years old to 15 to walk out of their country from camp and then to another.
The US Government offered to, I believe 6, Lost Boys, transportation and visas, housing, stipulations of paying those fees back after a certain amount of time.
I am putting this out here, because I believe there are politically savvy and caring people on Daisy who like to swap ideas and opinions.
Also, for an interesting read on the Palestinian-Israeli situation, I suggest you read "Son of Hamas" as an adjunct to your news feeds.
Hey, did y'all read on MWOP that it appears one of our favorite mom-bloggers is about to be MckHomeless soon? Of course she's making it seem it's their choice but we all know better by now. Interesting.
Kaytie, I've never seen that documentary and would like to. It sure seems that money could have been better spent on our own kids, though, many of whom aren't living in much better situations. I also keep meaning to get Son of Hamas at the library...I'm going to put it on hold right now, so thanks for the reminder.
*clears throat*
It's time to buy Crocs again. This time we have some cute wedge slides. http://www.crocs.com/crocs-sately/11071,default,pd.html?start=4&sz=4
Here's the post telling what to do. I might have just ordered the navy ones. Maybe. *hangs head in shame* The deal works, $15.99 shipped for me. I normally wear a 9.5 and did go up to a 10 since my foot tends to slide forward in heels and I hate toes hanging over the edge. Anyhoo...
"As part of their Deal of the Week, Crocs takes 50% off the Sately Wedges, dropping the price from $39.99 to $19.99. Better yet, code ALLYOU20 cuts them to $15.99, and code secondchance bags free shipping, making this the lowest price seen to date. Note that the shipping code must be typed in lowercase letters and that the shipping discount will be subtracted during the last stages of the checkout process. There is no sales tax (except CA). There is no sales tax (except CA).
Enter code: ALLYOU20 (20% off) AND Enter code: secondchance (Free Shipping with Any Order)"
Hi pot heads.
I've been JM free since vacation so I'm not up to date on their latest antics, ahem. I agree with you AP - it's more the balloon payment is due but let's call it "God told me to".
I'm going to add Sons of Hamas to my reading list. IMO the Israeli government is EVIL incarnate.
"IMO the Israeli government is EVIL incarnate."
You know I agree with you whole-heartedly.
As for JM, just once I'd like to hear her actually be honest. Admit they, yet again, made piss-poor financial decisions and wound up in a house they can't afford and go from there. How refreshing that would be and it would probably gain her many new readers, too. I especially loved how she said they may have to sell this house...um, they don't even own it. Dumbasses.
Hello Daisies......So I just read on JM and her whole 'we are gonna go on an RV trip for a while' post.
If the speculation here is correct and they are having to get out from under this new house because there is no way they can afford the balloon payment this will be house number 3 in 2 years they have had to walk away from?
Honestly I feel for Kieran and Cullen.....at 4 and 5 they see the stress going on and are getting old enough to recognize that things just arent right. Because the Mck's are too selfish to realize that they really need to learn how to live within their means instead of having the biggest and the best their children are getting no idea of what stability and security are. Their selfishness is going to damage their children as they get older and they will have no one to blame but themselves.
And sorry sweetheart God has nothing to do with you trying to consume more then you can afford. God isnt telling you to load your family of 7 up in an RV and take them all over. You all cant afford the freaking gas that thing is going to need so I guess we will be seeing you all on the news broke down on the side of the road. I am sure that you will be the man in the flood....turning away all help that comes your way saying that God will provide. Oh but you have your sheeple who will be there with gifts in hand funding your journeys.
Shannon, I sense some anger on your part. ;-)
LOL yep a little bit of anger on my part. Like you said, how about a little bit of accountability? And the fact that they are doing this to their kids? Ohhhhh kids dont deserve this kind of stuff at all.
I'll be honest, the idea of loading some kids into a bus or RV and taking off to live a free, nomadic lifestyle doesn't bother me a bit. Some people are just free spirits and it works for them and their kids. I think it's fine when it's truly a choice you make (as opposed to being an alternative to homelessness) and in keeping with your general type of lifestyle. But that's not how the Mcks are...they're materialistic and spoiled. I wonder where they'll put the nanny in that RV?
No I wouldnt have a problem with that either. My problem comes with the history that they have created over the last few years. They are so far from being free spirits or earthy people, they are very materialistic and spoiled and I see this as being a major issue for their family.
I think the thing that actually makes me laugh about all of this is how she was talking about the homeless people and how afraid she was and what not.......UMMMM she is about to be one of them.
Nah, in the end, her folks won't let them be homeless, I don't think. Whatever happens, God will watch after them because they're speeeeecial.
Blah. I'm crabby.
HAHAHAHA you are very right....I can see her parents taking in the kids but perhaps leaving the two of them out in the barn :)
Crabby happens...I have been there all day lol
RV in the RV - well isn't it ironic :)
Margo, on MYOP when they talk about an RV, I always have to stop and figure out which they mean. And I still think he's cute. :-P
I'm going to be alone for 2-3 days and am trying to figure out what I want to eat. I'm got my priorities in order.
When my family is away I always have a bag of popcorn (and watch a movie) the first night. The second night is chinese food. Then it gets boring...
I had a better impression of RV before that video of him talking about his writing. I think he's weak and needs to take charge of their life.
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