Saturday, February 27, 2010

It's a toofer! Or is "twofer"?

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Muliebrity said...

Well good to know you girls don't scare easily!

Shannon said...

ROFLMAO.....get over yourself GM...You say you arent "one" of us anymore but you were the WORST of any of us.

Thank you for proving that you are all the things we have said. And seriously what has been said that isnt truth?

You were in charge of the money for Krista.

You did say it was sent to your lawyers.

You did say your accountant destroyed the files.

You did go in with JM on a give away.

You have posted on MWOP.

You do own Lyrics...and funny funny postings on there I might add....I feel honored to hold such a high level of importance in your life.

You DID post on Fellowship.

There is speculation about what happened to the money but you made it pretty hard to find out now didnt ya?

Where lies the slander GM? Why arent you playing on your own site?

Oh yeah because you need fodder for your lyrics blog. When can we expect to see our copied, and I am sure, altered conversations on there?

Angie said...

Thanks, Muliebrity! Learned a new word today!

Shannon said...

Yeah no worries Muliebrity....the old hag is jealous because she has her dog and she is alone. She likes to threaten but her old ass cant hold any credibility when she has actually done and said all things we said about her.

Angie said...

Another new word: GMebrity. Means total raggedy bitch.

Anonymous said...

And, GM loves to forget that many have HER posts about Jennifer McKinney archived.

Go cry into your fugly dog, Maria.

Shannon said...

HI Raggedy I still know you are watching :)

Anonymous said...

New Lyrics post in 3...2....1....

Shannon said...

LOL Bella we all know it is coming....she is so predictable.....OHHHH but she may change it up and post it on her "community" where people show up every week or so :D

kristin said...

ya don't say Bella?

PJ said...

Meditation by Thais - I used to play this on my violin.

Angie said...

I didn't know you played the violin, CK. That's cool.

Anonymous said...

Yikes, I'm sorry I brought it up...

Anonymous said...

Ah, no worries, Margaret. She is just a diversion, something to laugh at on the internet to me.

Though I would love to see the top-secret donation records...that her accountant "shredded".

Now Man vs. Food is eating habanero hot wings, no thanks!!

PJ said...

SW,
Used to, would be the correct terminology. I only play it well enough now to demonstrate it to my students and help them try playing it.

Angie said...

Julia Mancuso and her tiara annoy me.

Angie said...

"Julia Mancuso and her tiara annoy me."

GM, is that slander? Are you going to copy and send it to her?

Anonymous said...

SW, bless your heart.

Angie said...

String instruments are cool. I played the flute and piccolo in high school. Good times.

Angie said...

Evan Lysacek is skating! Love him!

PJ said...

Keri is taking it for the team over on BF - and e. has come out of hiding.

She's holding her own, and has a few along who are also speaking intelligently.

I gues I should be glad I'm banned, or I'd be there too.

PJ said...

A lycra tuxedo!

PJ said...

Name that tune, anyone?

Shannon said...

LOL I wonder how much of her day she really spends lurking here?

I think she is thrilled that so many of us, who appear to be her favorite topics for discussion on Lyrics, are now on an open forum :)

It is amazing how she has fallen from being the biggest mouth on OHIH to a troll here.

Angie said...

Looks like velvet to me, CK!

PJ said...

His hair looks like plastic Ken doll hair.

Shannon said...

I saw Keri in that discussion with 'e'. I would go and back her up but to be quite honest Keri is one of those gals that doesnt need back up :) That girl can hold her own a lot better then anyone can ever back her up.

Shana said...

::Snorting another daisy & pulling up a chair::

Good stuff =0)

PJ said...

::passing popcorn to Shana::

Anonymous said...

::Passing Shana a beverage and pulling up a chair too::

Shannon said...

LOL Hey Shana....you enjoying your exciting Saturday?


Oh but Keri better use caution because 'e's horns or righteousness are growing.

Anonymous said...

CK, beverage?

PJ said...

I can't believe she hasn't been booted yet - I've thought that for months.

But I think that about you too, Shannon. You ladies know how to speak your mind.

PJ said...

Have a martini, Sandy.

PJ said...

Husband is shaking them now. Extra cold.

kristin said...

Hey Shana, Sandy! Passing the Daisy! You low life, no life, husband haters...now I think that would be slander now wouldn't it?

Angie said...

I think Shannon not getting booted yet is suspicious. Are you related to JM, Shannon? :-)

Shannon said...

LOL I have wondered so many times myself. Keri and I will get them all pissed off from speaking our minds yet we dont get banned....some say one wrong thing and they are gone. Hell I have even engaged in convos with JM and called her out about stuff and didnt get called out.

kristin said...

Where is the Keri debate?

Angie said...

Kristin, it's only slander if it's not true. ::taking another snort::

Shannon said...

I think she leaves us there intentionally....we are controversy on her community....

And now with that realization I know I cannot go there anymore because as one of her controversial members I am helping to drive up her clicks...

Or does speaking the truth out weigh her getting clicks on her BF...

Dammit I have made myself think.

Anonymous said...

Kristin, it's only slander if you own what you say :D

Must be nice to hide behind anonymity, although anyone who reads Lyrics has been around to know it's GM's site.

How are you all watching figure skating? It's abhorrent!! Bring on US vs. Canada hockey!!

Anonymous said...

CK, is your pup looking for a wayward Cheeto right about now?

Angie said...

Bella, you blaspheme my beloved figure skating?!

Shana said...

Lol Kristin =0)

I was definitely enjoying the show!

PJ said...

Oh yeah, his nickname is Pavlov.

Angie said...

Cute, CK.

Anonymous said...

I think figure skating is a joke. Go tell Team USA skating that I am participating in slander.

Anonymous said...

I think some Cheetos sound great about now.

::drooling along with CK's dachshund::

PJ said...
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PJ said...

Oops - bad answer.

Rhapsody in Blue by Gershwin.

Angie said...

A joke? You try landing a triple axle, Bella!

::e-mailing Team USA's lawyers::

kristin said...

Totally OT - did you see where Marie Osmond's 18 year old son has died? I haven't found out anymore details. That is so sad!

Anonymous said...

I just did, SW....holding a bag of Cheetos.

Ka-POW!

Angie said...

CK, I thought that's what the announcers said it was (Rhapsody in Blue), but then I thought maybe Rhapsody in Blue was the theme from The Apartment, so I kept my mouth shut.

PJ said...

Yeah, Bella. Maybe you'd have a booty of steel then too.

Anonymous said...

Kristin, I saw that he jumped to his death, and that he has been hospitalized multiple times for depression...sad stuff.

PJ said...

SW - no - I "knew" it was one of those two, but chose the wrong one.

There goes all credibility I have when it comes to trivia of music before 1960.

kristin said...

Oh, Bella that is so sad! I just saw a small little thing on CNN but haven't done much more searching.

Angie said...

Kristin, that's terrible!

PJ said...

Bella - you have to share them with the dog.

Angie said...

Bella, you are such a liar. GM and I are totally going to sue you.

Jeanette said...

Hey bitches.. don't beauregard the daisies.. I got my dollar bill all rolled up.

Shannon said...

That is really sad Kristin. My heart hurts for them especially if it was what is sounds like, suicide.

Anonymous said...

Hola, Mouthy Momma!

Shannon said...

HA HA Jeanette I will share some daisies with ya...if ya can trust me that is being I am one of the low life, no life, husband haters, who is also the hero everywhere :)

Anonymous said...

In other, less sad, world news, a chimp in Russia has been sent to rehab for his cigarette and alcohol habit, lmao!

Shannon said...

OMG Bella that is horrible...thankfully that chimp is getting the help he needs.

Angie said...

Hmmm. I've always thought the term was "bogart," not "beauregard." I'm a daisy-snorting idiot.

Anonymous said...

I've got cheese pants and crackers in my bra if anyone needs a snackie.

Muliebrity said...

Doesn't Marie Osmond has some adopted children?

Angie said...

LMAO at "thankfully that chimp is getting the help he needs."

kristin said...

Cheese and crackers, mouthy mommas, daisy snorting, chimps in rehab.

Lord have mercy!

Hi Jeanette and everyone else I missed!

Angie said...

Mulie, total of 8 kids, 5, including the one who killed himself, are adopted. Per Huffington Post.

Anonymous said...

Margaret not the pants, please! lol

Anonymous said...

Shannon, I am imagining a chimp on a therapist's couch right now, pouring out his problems and smoking a cig, getting the help he needs....

Angie said...

Damn, you guys are funny tonight! "Cheese pants" and "snackie" indeed!

Shannon said...

I have to share a local political funny with ya that was on the news.

The county I live in is debating if they should put a tax increase on the ballot this year for public safety and to fund the county jail. Well the very next story is the 2nd largest city in our county was passing out 3/4 sheet cakes to 125 businesses to celebrate the city's 125th anniversary.

PJ said...

Priorities, Shannon.

Cake or Incarceration? I'd pick cake.

Shana said...

That chimps no chump, ha!

We all need to go to daisy snorting, hubby hating rehab & kick our habit.

Anonymous said...

I would like a cake right now...with Cheeto topping.

::triple-lutzing to the kitchen for a snackie::

PJ said...

Can I just say how glad I am that I don't have to appear on national television in a unitard. It would remind you of the chunky bobsledder.

I'd have to wear a cod piece, however.

Anonymous said...

Can someone give me a nose check? Any daisy petals?

Angie said...

Bella needs therapy to cure her ice skater hate. Triple-lutzing to the kitchen, my no life lowlife ass.

PJ said...

How's the martini, Sandy? I'm ready for another. You?

kristin said...

sandy - you got a little sumthin' sumthin' right there!

Anonymous said...

CK, another martini please and I'll make some more popcorn.

Thanks Kristin.

kristin said...

I think I need some rehab for having the need to correct misspellings :)

No triple lutzing for me!

Angie said...

CK, I'm happy for the chunky bobsledder. For his gold, not his unitarded package.

Anonymous said...

I think I just saw AP's cow tongue in a bobsledders unitard!

Yea Sandy, you wish you had access to my blue cheese party pants.

Angie said...

I need to go get the clean sheets out of the dryer and put them on the bed. I don't want to though. Even though I plan to reward myself after with ice cream. I hate putting sheets on the bed.

Jeanette said...

Damn yall are chatty tonight. I went to dress my kid and get some chocolate cake and had to read half a page!

It probably is bogart... I was too high to ever pay attention!

And Bella don't make me have a girl crush on you.. Mouthy Momma is just the best damn thing I've ever been called.

PJ said...

Margaret - you had me at hello.

Is that a cow tongue in your unitard or are you just happy to see me?

Angie said...

I saw cow balls, Margaret. And it wasn't pretty.

Anonymous said...

You busted me Margaret! lol

kristin said...

OMG - has anyone read Newman's page? Seriously, I feel bad for that dog!

I've heard of crazy cat ladies (no offense to ladies that have cats, I do too) but this takes the cake!

How many people do you know that seriously have a blog for their animal? Maybe I should go ask on BF and see what their opinion is?

Shana said...

Lmao! Kristin did you see were she said "of coarse" on BF? I was shouting NOOOOO!! It's not coarse...a horse tail is *coarse, of course!!

So...I feel your pain, ha!

Angie said...

LOL CK!

Anonymous said...

Oh thank god - they put sweat pants on!

Angie said...

No offense taken, Kristin. I own that I'm a crazy cat lady. So it's not slander if you say that about me.

PJ said...

SW - yes, I too am happy for him. And that he is secure enough in his masculinity to wear it on national television.

I wonder if he has a man purse like some ladies' children here.

Angie said...

Awwww, the medal ceremony is sweet!

PJ said...

I'm a dog lover, and at the risk of being run out of Daisy Town, I think Newman is sweet.

Would I ever start a blog for my dog? A dog blog? No.

PJ said...

Canadian comedy coming up next!

kristin said...

I should also say that I have a cat! and a dog..and at one point had about 12 cats - 2 adult cats had litters at the same time! yeah, that was fun, and many, many years ago!

Angie said...

Yeah, now you're just covering your ass, Kristin. Like you did when you were bashing community colleges earlier! :-b

PJ said...

AP - where are you? Come out and play with us.

Jeanette said...

Did anyone else see the Lyrics post the other day that had the "whole world in his hands" video... and said something about JM having the whole world in her hands?

Anonymous said...

Cat house Kristin!

kristin said...

oh, CK - I meant to say - today, LM was "helping" while I was putting on make up. He had my base and spilled some on the ground. Then he picked it up and said he wanted to put some on. I told him boys don't wear make-up. I know that is probably very non-PC but at this time, I'm still the mommy and a little too young to be doing that. Anywho, he says "last night, I's a girl, and I wore make up!" Yup! Love that kid!

PJ said...

Jeannette - I saw it - it sure sounded "supportive" of JM.

kristin said...

LMAO - I have pics of all the kitties somewhere and I have a pic of my kitty now!

and no, not covering my ass about CC's. I enjoyed the CC I went to and it was affordable (I paid).

I like these kinds of routines, the "fun" skating with up-beat music!

Shannon said...

Ok pipping in here a second because of the crazy cat lady talk.

As you know my ex works on cleaning up foreclosed homes for the bank. Well part of the reason I left my house I had when Josh was in jail was because she was trying to sell it before it was foreclosed upon. Well she owned the house next door too....where the crazy cat lady lived. They just got the order to go clean up that house...My old house will be coming along soon enough LOL

And when I say crazy cat lady...she had like 5 that were inside only, like another 5 that were in and out, and about 20+ adopted strays in the neighborhood that all lived outside.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, I am off to get ready for my court date. Do you think this dress makes me look less slanderous?

Save some daisy powder for me, you Daisy Addicts!

Goodnight!

Shannon said...

Night Bella.....remember that if you are high on daisy you will never look slanderous :)

kristin said...

You look absolutely snexy!

kristin said...

goodnight!

Jeanette said...

It did CK... I wonder why it was taken down though.. things that make you go hmmm.

Jeanette said...

Good night Bella! And anyone else that is going to bed...

kristin said...

She took it down?

I still see it in reader.

Yes, things that make you say hmmmm....


cookoo...cookoo...cookoo...

oopsie daisy, did I say that?

Shannon said...

HAHAHA I didnt even notice she yanked that post off Lyrics.....guess it made it way too obvious who was in charge there :)

Muliebrity said...

did I just see a Bode Miller mug shot?

Anonymous said...

I'm not in bed just yet. I wanted to say that I have the post about JM on Lyrics archived. It's interesting she yanked it.

Jeanette said...

Whew.. I'm glad yall saw it too. When I saw it was gone I wondered if I'd imagined it! Ha!

Shannon said...

It was there before GM posted as herself here so I wonder what that could be saying???? HMMMMMM

PJ said...

Now you see it, now you don't.

Anonymous said...

Also, notice the use of GM's "we" here tonight. She uses "we" on Lyrics quite often....I wonder if she is referencing her and Newman?

I do believe Newman is a better blogging partner than RV, so she has Mck beat in one category.

kristin said...

"I do believe Newman is a better blogging partner than RV, so she has Mck beat in one category."

LMAO Bella!

Jeanette said...

She uses the "we" all the time. She also does that stupid shit of spelling words wrong for effect.. git instead of get.. She does that shit on her blog too.

Anonymous said...

Newman is neutered, so he doesn't ramble on about "va-jj's", thankfully!

Shana said...

Quit pointing out her error's. She'll stop being so obvious. =0) Oh wait...double space, crazy spell & word however you like. IP's don't lie biotch. Oopsie daisy...I said that?

Jeanette said...

Oh.. and while I'm already in a mood.. can I just say that if I ever become president.. I will OUTLAW a certain key from the keyboard. 100 points to the first person to guess the correct key.

Shannon said...

ROFLMAO Bella I was just thinking the exact same thing about the "va-jj's" with Newman

Shannon said...

!

Shana said...

I know, I know!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

I bet it's this one <<<<<<<<<

Jeanette said...

Ding Ding Ding.. Shana's a smart Bia! That's why I heart you bitch!

I f'n hate that damn symbol. If I never see ~ again, I'll die happier.

Angie said...

*

Angie said...

Why do you hate it, Jeanette?

Shannon said...

HAHAHAHAHA should we all say hi to Jeanette with a ~....called a tilde :) good for excel :)

PJ said...

Howdy there, Jeanette ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PJ said...

SW - best joke with the least number of characters.

Angie said...

Ya'll are mean!~~~~~~~~~~~~

Shana said...

There's 3 internet peeps that use it excessively! I'll refrain from naming them on account of 2 are reading here {{waving}} and the other is insane in the membrane.

Anonymous said...

~~Hi Jeanette~~

Angie said...

I remember an OHIH troll who loved the tilde. I sure don't want that one showing up here. AP liked him, in the same annoying way she likes Israel.

Jeanette said...

Bitches. Each and every one of you.

Anonymous said...

A ~ is a hyphen with a lisp.

How is it possible that so many women think it's ok to put a man before your kids?

Angie said...

I miss AP. ~Sigh~

Shannon said...

SW I have to confess I too liked him....yes he was an odd little troll but sometimes he wasnt all bad :)

Anonymous said...

Summoning ~P~.....

Angie said...

Nooooooooooooo Bella!

Angie said...

You are in an ornery mood tonight, Bella.

Shannon said...

~~~~GAGGING~~~~~ (sorry Jeanette couldnt help myself)

The BF is disgusting when they have a bunch of heated controversial topics and then do the whole...OH WE HAVE TO BE MORE LIKE JESUS AND RISE ABOVE THE DEVIL AND HIS LIES THAT LEAD US INTO GOSSIP AND JUDGMENT I am so seriously gagging to death right now.

Angie said...

Shannon, he was a hateful mysogynist.

Anonymous said...

The triple luzting has made me irritable, SW.

Shannon said...

Maybe ~P~ wanted to be the P in AP?

Jeanette said...

My eyes are crossing.

Angie said...

Gotta love the "Devil made me gossip" excuse.

Anonymous said...

Funny he has not made a appearance at MWOP. All the more reason I think "he" was someone else, masquerading.

Anonymous said...

a=an

Angie said...

Hush your mouth, Shannon! Ick!

Anonymous said...

I don't think AP wants a man in her pie, Shannon...cough, cough.

PJ said...

I don't think AP wants a P in her.

PJ said...

Just a guess...

PJ said...

Bella wins with the P joke.

Nilia said...

Bella you weasel, you waited for me to announce that I would be back "much, much later" before you post that you want to brawl!

Bring it.

::beckons with one hand, the other holds a Molson... removes twist-off cap with teeth and spits it to the side::

I see you have all been having some fun while I was gone!

Shana said...

"A ~ is a hyphen with a lisp."

Baw hahahahaha!

Shannon said...

I agree with you there Bella....I think that OHIH had many multiple personalities going on there, why have I never been talented enough to figure out how to do that? LOL


And yes SW he was a hateful misogynist



thank you firefox for telling me how to spell that word properly

Shannon said...

AHAHAHAHA but maybe a P in her Pie would bring her back to us....Arent her HFH leaving today?

Anonymous said...

FT, I imagine you drinking a Moosehead...

Shannon said...

HI KIM!!!!

Angie said...

Crap, Shannon! I hate that you caught me in a misspelling. Hell, I don't even know if that's how you spell misspell. Maybe I *am a low life.

Shannon said...

LOL SW I didnt even realize you spelled it wrong hahahaha I just tried to type it totally wrong and firefox guided me to the right path.

Shannon said...

And Kim I love the way you quote me out of context...shall I maybe call you GM? And methinks I have my very own cyberstalker :)

Nilia said...

Bella, that's east coast, but it's been available widely for a bit now. I've been to Moosehead breweries actually, it's in Saint John, New Brunswick where a friend of mine lives. My friend's dad used to be some type of manager there. That place employed entire generations. She said beer was stocked everywhere all the time, back in her dad's day. They had to revoke that little perk when it created an inordinate amount of alcoholics who drank (on the job!) all day long. There is a bar within Moosehead factory. I bought several pieces of Moosehead paraphernalia that day, I'm proud to say. I don't drink a whole lot but I do like the taste of Moosehead. Always glad to support a Canadian company!

kristin said...

I'm lost...Kim?

Nilia said...

Oh and I know it was done in my absence (I was following you daisy-snorting bullies while to and from the hospital for a visit with my nephew) but I'd like to extend a hidy-ho Daisy welcome to some new names. You guys fit right in, what a riot it was to read!

Angie said...

<~~~~~ Lost too. Who's Kim?

PJ said...

Kim also has trouble with reading comprehension. She and Ms. Flammes both need to take summer school to pass that part of the state mandated test.

Angie said...

FT, how's the little one?

PJ said...

FT - is he still Steve?

Shannon said...

Oh Kim is my stalker that I have aquired. She is enjoying copying things I say here and posting them at BF to show what an evil heartless bitch I am apparently....She posted what I said in response to the questions about how Keri and I never got banned from BF.

I just thought I would give her a shout out as I know she is here but I am fairly certain she goes by GM in some circles.

Anonymous said...

FT, how is Mr. Steve, the wonder baby?

PJ said...

"LOL I have wondered so many times myself. Keri and I will get them all pissed off from speaking our minds yet we dont get banned....some say one wrong thing and they are gone. Hell I have even engaged in convos with JM and called her out about stuff and didnt get called out."

DOES NOT EQUAL

"how she likes to piss all of you ladies off"

They need a math tutor also.

PJ said...

After all, Shannon speaking her mind only pisses of some ladies. It makes us love her all the more.

Nilia said...

SW: he's good! SIL has a little bit of an elevated heart rate, she was supposed to be discharged today but they kept her one more night so my brother moved her to a private room, she was just beside herself. She just wants to go home. I don't blame her, hospitals are for sick people.

The little one is still as-yet un-named. My youngest called him Steve but now that has been revised to Shortround Steve, as in first and last names. Shortround apparently is a character on Indiana Jones Temple of Doom? So anyway, we call him Shortround. I thought it would motivate his mom and dad to hurry up and fistfight or armwrestle or whatever the hell is holding up the final name choosing, but nope.

He smells SO good! What IS that smell? I mean it's probably amniotic fluid which he's been steeping in for 9 months + but that's not very romantic. But it's probably the truth.

Intoxicating...

PJ said...

of = off

(Happy, Kristin????)

Shannon said...

I had to add her little inability to quote me properly into my blog....She wants me to own it I own it...shit I dont say things I have a problem with owning and if someone were to ask me about something I would tell them. I just dont get some people but like I said I wouldnt doubt it was GM since she has had her sights set on me for a while.

kristin said...

Gotcha - so its GM/Bri/Maria/Kim!

Wow - that sure is a lot of personalities to keep up with!

Shannon said...

FT I love new baby smell....why cant the bottle that smell?

Will they have him named before he leaves the hospital?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget "Songbird".

Shannon said...

LOL Yep it is Kristin...it's the same one that posted yesterday calling me out for sending my bully buddies after Ms. Flamer

kristin said...

forgot that one, and Newman!

Shannon, where is Keri talking?

PJ said...

This bully buddy has to go to bed and rest up for tomorrow. Being one of Shannon's BB is hard work.

Lisa said...

I'm baaaaaaack! Duty is done, we said our goodbyes and I'm good until October now.

I see Muliebrity here...very cool! And congrats on the new baby coming along. :-)

SW, I like Snortin' Daisies, Inc. better than Anemonepie and Co. Can we do that instead? And (adding to comments as I read along) *waves hi* to anyone new, per CK! Hey, CK? "last name of the Adams family" Wouldn't that be...um...Adams?

Going to read more.

Shannon said...

Kristin she is on the MckMama controversy discussion

Angie said...

I'm out too. Night all! You ladies were a riot tonight.

Hi to AP if she comes out later!

Shannon said...

LOL it can be a lot of work sometimes CK imagine being me and having to work so hard to keep you lot focused and on the hunt hahahahaha

PJ said...

Damn, wrong again. Today is my day. I thought it was Gomez (but that would be the Munsters, wouldn't it?)

No wonder I couldn't finish the crossword puzzle.

Battery is dying and I will upset the pup (in his kennel) if I go downstairs to get my power cord. That'll be my research project for tomorrow.

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