Mea culpa, y'all.

I know that back when, my constant pushing of Chris (and Elizabeth) was part of the downfall of this blog.  I get it.  Really.  I screwed up royally with my constant pushing for money for them and I still feel bad about that. So, I've tried to make things right with everyone tonight.  Granted, I am not rich (<--massive understatement) and don't have a lot of money to give away, but I figured out I could suck it up and share $50 in order to try to at least show my intentions were honorable then and now.  So, in the name of all the Daisies and this blog, we're going to help a kind-looking man grow his pretty flowers.  How cool is that? No contributions needed...it's on me but for us all.  I'll post any updates I get and here's the link to our sweet new friend, Andres from Peru. :-)

Anyone want to talk about bullies?

I had a request for a post about bullying and thought it was a damn skippy good idea, what with all the WOPping drama going on lately. Never have I seen so many bullies trying to bully other bullies and then more people come in to bully *those bullies.  So, I figure we can talk about them, about bullying in general - do you think it's really possible to even stop it? - anything you like. 

So, have it or I'll hurt you.

Happy May!

Then came fair May, the fairest maid on ground,
Deck'd all with dainties of the season's pride,
And throwing flowers out of her lap around.

~Edmund Spenster

Oh, Joe...no. You didn't...?

So, I spared everyone Sunday services since no one ever cares anyway. Heathens. Goddamn heathens, the lot of you.

Anyway, did anyone actually manage to sit thorough all of Obama's speech the other night? I did but I must admit I nodded off with Joe a few times. Lord have mercy, it was dull. So, the gist of it, as I understood it, is that he's campaigning again, he needs to raises taxes a whole heckuvalot and the root of our troubles is in unfunded budget cuts. What *is an unfunded budget cut, anyway? What did y'all get out of it, if you watched? I'm just so *very disappointed in him so maybe that's coloring my view. Thoughts? Opinions? Anything?

It's Sunday morning and we have another buffet in our futures...

We *do need to supply some of these ladies with our spare pantyhose and half slips in exchange for our Fong Wong Gai this time, though.



For the record, I actually *love this video and you're welcome for having this song stuck in your heads all day. ;-)

Be good while I'm gone.

 

Alrighty, I'm out of here for a few days - am heading south.  Feel free to make up juicy stories about where I am and  the wild adventures I'm experiencing.  It'll be better than the truth, which is just some family stuff I gotta do.  C'mon, though, humor me and create a little drama while I'm gone, will you?  ;-)

Because I can.