Saturday, April 2, 2011

Be good while I'm gone.


Alrighty, I'm out of here for a few days - am heading south.  Feel free to make up juicy stories about where I am and  the wild adventures I'm experiencing.  It'll be better than the truth, which is just some family stuff I gotta do.  C'mon, though, humor me and create a little drama while I'm gone, will you?  ;-)

28 comments:

Shannon said...

Oh come on Lisa you could have told them the truth.

Here it is:

I am going on vacation by myself. What I said about how if I werent married I would steal Lisa in a heartbeat....well my husband saw the movie Hall Pass and thought what the hell...so this next week we are trying it out :)

I have a juicy week planned for Lisa and I in the warm waters of the Bahamas.

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

Y'all watch...just watch. I'll wind up in prison.

Shannon said...

Now that would not be acceptable

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

I dunno, Shannon. I think Tina needs some new ammo on you. :-D That reminds me, Tina, you never did send me an invitation to the Bully blog. May I have one, please?

Shannon, are we going to have our hair braided?

Shannon said...

We will have our hair braided and we will go snorkeling and have a gay old time LOL


You are right though Tina does need something new to say about me...even if she made stuff up ya know? But I am sure reading that I am leaving my husband for a week for another woman should make her truly happy :)

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

Holy fuck...7.9 earthquake in Tokyo. :-(

Shannon said...

SHIT that is no good at all not at all!!!

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

I can't find it online but they just broke in on Fox News and announced it. And shut *up about Fox News...I like Jeanine Pirro.

Shannon said...

LMAO that is why you cant find it online anywhere cuz it was report on Faux News

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

Well, now I think I may have misheard. @@

Shannon said...

I hope so Lisa because the last thing they need right now is a massive earthquake like that going on.

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

Yeah, I'm pretty certain y'all need to ignore me. Sorry about that. See, this is how rumors get started online. :-P

Shannon said...

:) That's ok this time after all shit happens

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

Thanks. Now I know how people felt that night when they heard Orson Welles.

Shannon said...

LOL yeah but I think that an earthquake is more probable then aliens...but then again back then they were pretty certain that aliens were not only real but were out to kill us all...they may be real but if they wanted us dead they would have done it a long time ago.

Jill said...

Truth is Lisa is headed south to marry my dad and be my new step-mom.

Shannon said...

Well now that is some juicy news there Jill...kinda makes me wonder when we will be fitting in the other fun stuff with her getting married and all.

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

"they may be real but if they wanted us dead they would have done it a long time ago."

Like they did with the Mayans. *nods*

Jill, Honey, come to Mama. :-D

Shannon said...

Exactly Lisa...those Mayans got too smart and the aliens took them out right quick! They arent worried about us now because we are to ignorant and self righteous and busy killing each other...we are a source of entertainment to them

Trudy said...

Lisa please don't breastfeed Jill!

Muliebrity said...

But breast is best, Trudy!

http://www.stargatelibraries.com/HowToInduce001.html

Tammi said...

I would love a vacation by myself. Awwww, no one to bug the ever living shit out of me!

In a mood. Just sayin'.

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Earlier than I expected but back, nonetheless.

Trudy, no worries there, I promise. I swear, even!

"www.stargatelibraries.com/HowToInduce001.html"

Are these the cult people who killed themselves in bunk beds while wearing matching Nikes?

And no, no vacation, sadly for me. Rather, an ill family member. What brought your mood on?

And has anything exciting happened in the last few days?

I think I might have eaten fried tripe. That's exciting, isn't it?

The Original RiM said...

Fried tripe? That was probably exciting in not a good way for your innards ...

Muliebrity said...

Exciting? I had a PRP Graft. They drew blood, infused the platelets, removed some fat, and then injected it into about 10 places on my hip, knee, arm, and shoulder in attempt to regrow tissue. I had it on Monday and my husband had to go out of town on Tuesday.

◄ Lisa aka AP► said...

I guess I should check in here more, huh? ;-)

How're you feeling now, Mulie?


So, what's everyone thinking about this whole budget mess? Glad they fixed (sort of, kind of) before we shut down, or no?

Shannon said...

I am angry about it. I am angry that they are being so us vs them mentality. Some of the big issues that they are allowing to cause this stalemate are just so stupid to me.

Honestly how is it something that can cause a shut down of the govt if an organization that does so much good is part of the problem because they also allow a woman her right to choose?

Honestly how is it that they can be cutting things while we are still the police force of the entire world? How about bringing our men and women stationed in foreign countries back home and closed the bases?

How about we stop allowing multi billion dollar corporations to NOT pay their fair share of the tax burden because they have their money invested in off shore banks? You are here? You claim to be an American Corporation? You use our resources, land, pollute our soil, take advantage of our tax breaks while paying nothing....fine here is your bill pay it on your way out.

Oopsie Daisy said...

New post up and I'm going to carry Shannon's last comment over, too.

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